Guest Weary&Disgusted Posted July 20, 2020 Report Share Posted July 20, 2020 21 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: Well fuck me. I knew Brexit would have some downsides, but I didn't think I'd have to undergo gender re-assignment in order to leave the EU. Will it mean I'll start transitioning starting with a sort of Dominic Cummings asexual, turdish, nerdish look, ending in a blossoming into Dick Emery's Mandy? "Oh, you are awful. But I like you" Let's get going. A couple of big melons please. Late in the night he regained consciousness. He found himself in agonizing pain in the hospital's ICU, with tubes up his nose, wires monitoring every function and a gorgeous nurse hovering over him. He realized he'd obviously been in a serious accident. She gave him a deep look straight into the eyes, and he heard her slowly say, "You may not feel anything from the waist down." Somehow he managed to mumble in reply, "Can I feel your tits, then?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 20, 2020 Report Share Posted July 20, 2020 45 minutes ago, Weary&Disgusted said: Late in the night he regained consciousness. He found himself in agonizing pain in the hospital's ICU, with tubes up his nose, wires monitoring every function and a gorgeous nurse hovering over him. He realized he'd obviously been in a serious accident. She gave him a deep look straight into the eyes, and he heard her slowly say, "You may not feel anything from the waist down." Somehow he managed to mumble in reply, "Can I feel your tits, then?" Benny Hill would have ripped all the tubes and wires out, jumped out of bed and chased about ten nurses round the car park with a massive stiffy poking out the front of his jammies. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 20, 2020 Report Share Posted July 20, 2020 1 hour ago, King Billy said: Engine failure? Don't be silly; gliders don't have.........oh you! ☺️ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 20, 2020 Report Share Posted July 20, 2020 33 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Don't be silly; gliders don't have.........oh you! ☺️ Do you know what else doesn’t have engines Gypps? Any Transit within a 10 mile radius of a travellers site. (Or wheels). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted July 20, 2020 Author Report Share Posted July 20, 2020 19 minutes ago, King Billy said: Do you know what else doesn’t have engines Gypps? Any Transit within a 10 mile radius of a travellers site. (Or wheels). Since you both know more about the travelling community than you let on you should find the whole concept of transitioning, as in moving from one place which you recently desecrated, to a better life on another (sufficiently unprotected) site, where you can allow the rubbish to pile uo, local crime rates to escalate and whilescake intimidation of local residents to take place, as in, as in as in... young copper gets killed under a car by tea leaves on the nick and guy breaks into house like a common thief and goes down in a genuine struggle, henceforth the innocent party is terrorised out of their house despite the laws of the land by the families of the villian. So want a parcel? LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 20, 2020 Report Share Posted July 20, 2020 12 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Since you both know more about the travelling community than you let on you should find the whole concept of transitioning, as in moving from one place which you recently desecrated, to a better life on another (sufficiently unprotected) site, where you can allow the rubbish to pile uo, local crime rates to escalate and whilescake intimidation of local residents to take place, as in, as in as in... young copper gets killed under a car by tea leaves on the nick and guy breaks into house like a common thief and goes down in a genuine struggle, henceforth the innocent party is terrorised out of their house despite the laws of the land by the families of the villian. So want a parcel? LOL 6.6%. Kill yourself. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted July 20, 2020 Author Report Share Posted July 20, 2020 2 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: Lol. Not PC now and a bit uncomfortable then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 20, 2020 Report Share Posted July 20, 2020 7 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: 6.6%. Kill yourself. I gave up after reading the first 4 words. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted July 20, 2020 Author Report Share Posted July 20, 2020 7 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: 6.6%. Kill yourself. Shitting your pants aren't you Cunt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted July 20, 2020 Author Report Share Posted July 20, 2020 Just now, camberwell gypsy said: I gave up after reading the first 4 words. That's about right for you the Jack and Jill early reader member. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted July 20, 2020 Author Report Share Posted July 20, 2020 1 hour ago, King Billy said: Benny Hill would have ripped all the tubes and wires out, jumped out of bed and chased about ten nurses round the car park with a massive stiffy poking out the front of his jammies. And you would have shit yourself laughing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 20, 2020 Report Share Posted July 20, 2020 6 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: That's about right for you the Jack and Jill early reader member. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 20, 2020 Report Share Posted July 20, 2020 6 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: And you would have shit yourself laughing. 6.4% Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 20, 2020 Report Share Posted July 20, 2020 25 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Sibce you both know more about the travelling community than you let on you should find the whole concept if transitioning, as in moving from one place which you recently desecrated, to a better life on another (sufficiently unprotected) site, where you can allow the rubbish to pile uo, local crime rates to escalate and whilescake intimidation of local residents to take place, as in, as in as in... young copper gets killed under a car by tea leaves on the nick and guy breaks into house like a common thief and goes down in a genuine struggle, henceforth the innocent party is terrorised out of their house despite the laws of the land by the families of the villian. So want a parcel? LOL Sibce you don’t seem to speak English, whilescake as this problem may be in your social circle, perhaps you might inform us all which language exactly you are attempting to communicate with the English speaking majority in? I realise you may not understand any of this so maybe you can reply with emojis or crayons if you’re more comfortable with either medium. Toodlepip. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 20, 2020 Report Share Posted July 20, 2020 1 hour ago, Ape™️ said: 6.4% Remove the % and we have your IQ..... lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 20, 2020 Report Share Posted July 20, 2020 1 hour ago, ChildeHarold said: Since you both know more about the travelling community than you let on you should find the whole concept of transitioning, as in moving from one place which you recently desecrated, to a better life on another (sufficiently unprotected) site, where you can allow the rubbish to pile uo, local crime rates to escalate and whilescake intimidation of local residents to take place, as in, as in as in... young copper gets killed under a car by tea leaves on the nick and guy breaks into house like a common thief and goes down in a genuine struggle, henceforth the innocent party is terrorised out of their house despite the laws of the land by the families of the villian. So want a parcel? LOL 'Whilescake intimidation'? not even an over enthusiastic spellchecker can be used as an excuse for that one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 20, 2020 Report Share Posted July 20, 2020 1 hour ago, King Billy said: Sibce you don’t seem to speak English, whilescake as this problem may be in your social circle, perhaps you might inform us all which language exactly you are attempting to communicate with the English speaking majority in? I realise you may not understand any of this so maybe you can reply with emojis or crayons if you’re more comfortable with either medium. Toodlepip. I think that finger-painting with poo is the preferred medium for his demographic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted July 21, 2020 Author Report Share Posted July 21, 2020 17 hours ago, Ape™️ said: 6.4% Is that the strength of your anusol? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted July 22, 2020 Author Report Share Posted July 22, 2020 On 20/07/2020 at 22:36, Ape™️ said: 6.6%. Kill yourself. Get that airtight mask you keep recommending to others and asphyxiate yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted July 22, 2020 Author Report Share Posted July 22, 2020 On 21/07/2020 at 00:04, Eric Cuntman said: I think that finger-painting with poo is the preferred medium for his demographic. I see you appreciate a worker as much as me.... "Can watch it all day long, blah, blah, blah...." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 22, 2020 Report Share Posted July 22, 2020 1 hour ago, ChildeHarold said: I see you appreciate a worker as much as me.... "Can watch it all day long, blah, blah, blah...." Do you still have the forceps marks on your skull from your birth? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted July 22, 2020 Author Report Share Posted July 22, 2020 59 minutes ago, King Billy said: Do you still have the forceps marks on your skull from your birth? Unlike the midwife who delivered you, mine smacked my arse, not the father! Phew ugly? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted July 22, 2020 Report Share Posted July 22, 2020 On 21/07/2020 at 00:00, Earl of Punkape said: Remove the % and we have your IQ..... lol. Severe overestimate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 23, 2020 Report Share Posted July 23, 2020 9 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: I see you appreciate a worker as much as me.... "Can watch it all day long, blah, blah, blah...." What the fuck are you going on about you spastic fucking flid? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted July 23, 2020 Author Report Share Posted July 23, 2020 16 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: What the fuck are you going on about you spastic fucking flid? Which part of the Dark Triad do you belong to? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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