Seat Toledo Servicing

[Ape™️]

4 minutes ago, FuckOff said:

Not James gay?
At one time I shared the same daily drive MB model as Clarkson a quite few years back. (My image upload quota has been castrated to :- You are only allowed to upload 10.24kB .) so can't post photo unless you have a microscope. If it's only the 6th. of the month and bandwidth has been capped. FFS Roopsy change hosts or restore a bit more bandwidth or is this one of the "Big Guns" being deployed? 
There is also a video with Vikki Anderson driving my old model comparing it to an SL Gay.
 https://trshow.info/watch/JSZYw3Q0bG4/5th-gear-mercedes-sl-55-amg-vs-slk-55-amg.html

You’re so “in the know” with the motoring world it’s staggering! Who is Vikki Anderson?

[King Billy]

5 minutes ago, Ape™️ said:

Who is Vikki Anderson?

I didn’t even know Vikki had a son.

[Eric Cuntman]

5 minutes ago, Ape™️ said:

You’re so “in the know” with the motoring world it’s staggering! Who is Vikki Anderson?

Butler Henderson?

[Guest FuckOff]

44 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said:

If you're so into films, search out Canabal [Sic] Holocaust for a good idea of the brutal slaying I'd like to inflict upon you

You probably can't afford a movie streaming service but if it comes your way, watch 'Summerland', it's a bit Dykey but you may enjoy it, even more dykey watch 'Sin', which would probably be more to your taste?

[Guest FuckOff]

8 minutes ago, Ape™️ said:

You’re so “in the know” with the motoring world it’s staggering! Who is Vikki Anderson?

OK, a typo, I must have been thinking about Scandinavian bints

[Guest FuckOff]

3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Butler Henderson?

OK, now addressed.

[Guest FuckOff]

4 minutes ago, King Billy said:

I didn’t even know Vikki had a son.

I'll bet you wish she could of had a child by you?

[Penny Farthing]

6 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Butler Henderson?

Cunt .. I was going to say that.

[Eric Cuntman]

3 minutes ago, FuckOff said:

OK, a typo, I must have been thinking about Scandinavian bints

You were thinking about Bob Anderson. You filthy sausage monkey. 🎯

[Guest FuckOff]

Here we are droning on about Vikki Smith, dykey movies and not a mention of my old Lambo tractor ....apart from Roadkill.....
The two re lined clutches are now ready to pick up from San Pedro tomorrow at a cost of 80€.
Before lunch I drove down to drop off the three cylinders and pistons in Palmones Cádiz, I told them not to bother with an estimate, just do it.

Just across the road I picked up two 18 litre faber SCUBA diving tanks that I dropped off the other day that were out of test but now cleaned and refilled with Nitrox.

Any other SCUBA divers here?

[camberwell gypsy]

2 minutes ago, FuckOff said:

Here we are droning on about Vikki Smith, dykey movies and not a mention of my old Lambo tractor ....apart from Roadkill.....
The two re lined clutches are now ready to pick up from San Pedro tomorrow at a cost of 80€.
Before lunch I drove down to drop off the three cylinders and pistons in Palmones Cádiz, I told them not to bother with an estimate, just do it.

Just across the road I picked up two 18 litre faber SCUBA diving tanks that I dropped off the other day that were out of test but now cleaned and refilled with Nitrox.

Any other SCUBA divers here?

Yes. I am. Going at the weekend. 

[Stubby Pecker]

If we're talking about car, which is the dullest shit stabbing subject on planet earth, punkers has a burnt out Nissan Almera which doubles as his golf club for "upper cunting" fist action, ehh @nocti?

[southerncunt]

3 minutes ago, FuckOff said:

Here we are droning on about Vikki Smith, dykey movies and not a mention of my old Lambo tractor ....apart from Roadkill.....
The two re lined clutches are now ready to pick up from San Pedro tomorrow at a cost of 80€.
Before lunch I drove down to drop off the three cylinders and pistons in Palmones Cádiz, I told them not to bother with an estimate, just do it.

Just across the road I picked up two 18 litre faber SCUBA diving tanks that I dropped off the other day that were out of test but now cleaned and refilled with Nitrox.

Any other SCUBA divers here?

Your thread has been hijacked for the simple reason that nobody cares, and nobody believes you. And you attempt to breath life into it by mentioning a clutch relining for a tractor.

Read that again, and have a fucking think about it. 
 

Yawn.

[Guest FuckOff]

Just now, camberwell gypsy said:

Yes. I am. Going at the weekend. 

Where, who with PADI or BSAC, what level are you, what kit do you have, regs. etc?

[Guest FuckOff]

3 minutes ago, southerncunt said:

Your thread has been hijacked for the simple reason that nobody cares, and nobody believes you. And you attempt to breath life into it by mentioning a clutch relining for a tractor.

Read that again, and have a fucking think about it. 
 

Yawn.

Oh just piss off and replace some of that corrugated iron sheeting on your shack. 
EDIT: I should mention to lay off of that Fosters lager crap that you all drink there.
Moral: don't post when you're pissed

[Stubby Pecker]

7 minutes ago, FuckOff said:

Here we are droning on about Vikki Smith, dykey movies and not a mention of my old Lambo tractor ....apart from Roadkill.....
The two re lined clutches are now ready to pick up from San Pedro tomorrow at a cost of 80€.
Before lunch I drove down to drop off the three cylinders and pistons in Palmones Cádiz, I told them not to bother with an estimate, just do it.

Just across the road I picked up two 18 litre faber SCUBA diving tanks that I dropped off the other day that were out of test but now cleaned and refilled with Nitrox.

Any other SCUBA divers here?

Drink bleach you stupid cunt

[camberwell gypsy]

3 minutes ago, FuckOff said:

Where, who with PADI or BSAC, what level are you, what kit do you have, regs. etc?

PADI. I've got wet suit, goggles, flippers that sort of stuff. I go with my cousin who lives down near whitstable who had all the tanks and stuff. When I'm abroad I seek out the local schools there and hire their tanks and shit.

[Guest FuckOff]

1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said:

PADI. I've got wet suit, goggles, flippers that sort of stuff. I go with my cousin who lives down near whitstable who had all the tanks and stuff. When I'm abroad I seek out the local schools there and hire their tanks and shit.

OWD or AWD?

[camberwell gypsy]

Just now, FuckOff said:

OWD or AWD?

I did the in water course 6 years ago and than did the open water certificate later.

[Guest FuckOff]

5 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said:

Drink bleach you stupid cunt

Racist, trying to make me whiter.

[Guest FuckOff]

Just now, camberwell gypsy said:

I did the in water course 6 years ago and than did the open water certificate later.

Just checking with all of these bullshitters around.
Where have you dived apart from the murky UK waters?

 

[southerncunt]

8 minutes ago, FuckOff said:

Oh just piss off and replace some of that corrugated iron sheeting on your shack. 
EDIT: I should mention to lay off of that Fosters lager crap that you all drink there.
Moral: don't post when you're pissed

Try and think of a few broader insults aimed at Australians. You lot drink more fosters than we do, it’s hardly drunk here.

And it is 750 am here, you ignorant, pig shit thick fuckwit. 

[Stubby Pecker]

2 minutes ago, FuckOff said:

Racist, trying to make me whiter.

Are you the result of a Down's syndrome gorilla mating with an ITV regional weather girl?

[camberwell gypsy]

1 minute ago, FuckOff said:

Just checking with all of these bullshitters around.
Where have you dived apart from the murky UK waters?

 

Madeira a few times. Did some fresh lake diving in Lake Superior, Rhodes. Scotland has some great diving as well.

 

[King Billy]

33 minutes ago, FuckOff said:

I must have been thinking about Scandinavian bints

Are you a Norwegian refuse collector?