King Billy Posted October 25, 2020 Report Share Posted October 25, 2020 2 hours ago, cuntspotter said: I’m Spartacus. Spartacus Jones? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted October 25, 2020 Author Report Share Posted October 25, 2020 1 hour ago, King Billy said: I didn’t realise you were Welsh DC. Your patriotism is a breath of fresh air in these times of unprecedented stench. Shirley Bassey can go and get fucked, the cunt. ( Is she already dead?) Fuck off...I’d rather Dai than be Welch. The half-breed bint is still alive but her vulva, ovaries and cervix died in the early ‘90’s after she spent some time with a very tall Geordie detective. Alledgedly. Adultress-darkie-crooning cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 25, 2020 Report Share Posted October 25, 2020 2 hours ago, cuntspotter said: This fellow, Drakeford isn’t terribly popular over here. He is viewed by people as being dictatorial with a rather pedestrian view of the situation. Having said that, it’s difficult reasoning with the denizens of Swansea, Caerphilly and Neath who can’t spell the word Covid, let alone understand the principles of cross infection. I've heard that BMW cars are popular in Wales because they're easier to spell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 25, 2020 Report Share Posted October 25, 2020 Drakeford looks a bit like Harold Bishop out of "Neighbours", and I'm pretty sure Harold was a wrong 'un, so QED. That's the sort of logic that served Miss Marple well, much better than actual facts. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 25, 2020 Report Share Posted October 25, 2020 28 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Drakeford looks a bit like Harold Bishop out of "Neighbours", and I'm pretty sure Harold was a wrong 'un, so QED. That's the sort of logic that served Miss Marple well, much better than actual facts. I’ve always had a major problem with facts. Fact wankers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 25, 2020 Report Share Posted October 25, 2020 4 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Fuck off...I’d rather Dai than be Welch. The half-breed bint is still alive but her vulva, ovaries and cervix died in the early ‘90’s after she spent some time with a very tall Geordie detective. Alledgedly. Adultress-darkie-crooning cunt. 'A very tall Geordie detective'... It's a riddle isn't it. Tall Geordie detective, Shirley Bassey.. 'Hey Big Spender'! Jimmy nail played Spender. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted October 25, 2020 Author Report Share Posted October 25, 2020 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: 'A very tall Geordie detective'... It's a riddle isn't it. Tall Geordie detective, Shirley Bassey.. 'Hey Big Spender'! Jimmy nail played Spender. You’re too good for me Eric...👍🏿 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 25, 2020 Report Share Posted October 25, 2020 8 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: You’re too good for me Eric...👍🏿 I'm amazing aren't I. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 25, 2020 Report Share Posted October 25, 2020 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: 'A very tall Geordie detective'... It's a riddle isn't it. Tall Geordie detective, Shirley Bassey.. 'Hey Big Spender'! Jimmy nail played Spender. Are you Ted Rogers off of "321'? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 25, 2020 Report Share Posted October 25, 2020 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: Are you Ted Rogers off of "321'? That was a load of fucking wank. 'you may find what you seek, on a windy stretch of moorland, but Mum's the word if you hide in the cupboard' And the answer is... Avocado! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 25, 2020 Report Share Posted October 25, 2020 3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: That was a load of fucking wank. 'you may find what you seek, on a windy stretch of moorland, but Mum's the word if you hide in the cupboard' And the answer is... Avocado! I bet you stood in front of a mirror and tried that "321" with the hand and got the right fuckng hump because you couldn't do it? Or was that just me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 25, 2020 Report Share Posted October 25, 2020 Just now, camberwell gypsy said: I bet you stood on front of a mirror and tried that "321" with the hand and got the right fuckng hump because you couldn't do it? Or was that just me? Yeah, I did that too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 25, 2020 Report Share Posted October 25, 2020 4 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Are you Ted Rogers off of "321'? Aw come on now Ted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted October 26, 2020 Report Share Posted October 26, 2020 Usual lefty power over-reach, dictating what is and isn't essential, trying to level out the free market and ending up tying themselves into a comedy pretzel. The point about lockdowns is to suppress infections. You can argue about whether they are an effective way of doing that. The purpose is not to create level-playing fields between companies, or to destroy competition. Why not ban Amazon deliveries (because, er, surely that is ‘unfair’ on bookshops that have had to close their doors) or Netflix streams (seems sort of unfair on the local Odeon) or Zoom (hardly fair on local office landlords)? It might well be safer to close down the Internet, and then perhaps the postal service as well (those sneaky mail order catalogues might come back). And then when he does get around to listing ‘essential’ items, it would probably be safer to ration them as well, since otherwise some shops might run out of permitted items while others didn’t, and that too would hardly be ‘fair’. Fucking cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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