Dyslexic cnut Posted November 15, 2020 Author Report Share Posted November 15, 2020 Just now, Dyslexic cnut said: Cape Verde is a peasants delight. Cheap beer served in plastic cups to chavs with tattoos and football shirts. You must have been awarded all of £400 for your troubles...well done you, I’m pissing myself laughing here. Cape fucking Verde? You little high-flyer you. Punk ape would be appalled. Did they stump up for the caravan door lock? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 15, 2020 Report Share Posted November 15, 2020 17 hours ago, BuggerLugs said: Never mind all that bollocks, whop out yer cock and crack on! At last a bit of sense into the debate. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 15, 2020 Report Share Posted November 15, 2020 20 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: Watch that one. Message from the Egg Woman. Brilliantly pointed out by the Smeg Man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trucking Funt Posted November 15, 2020 Report Share Posted November 15, 2020 34 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Cape Verde is a peasants delight. Cheap beer served in plastic cups to chavs with tattoos and football shirts. You must have been awarded all of £400 for your troubles...well done you, I’m pissing myself laughing here. Cape fucking Verde? You little high-flyer you. Punk ape would be appalled. I don't know what shithole you stayed at but I was in the Hilton Cabo in Sal with a sea view. I don't drink beer but I got through a shitload of Grey goose and Woodford reserve double oaked. Perhaps you should try staying in a hotel instead of a backpacker's hostel next time you fucking smackhead. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted November 15, 2020 Author Report Share Posted November 15, 2020 Just now, Trucking Funt said: I don't know what shithole you stayed at but I was in the Hilton Cabo in Sal with a sea view. I don't drink beer but I got through a shitload of Grey goose and Woodford reserve double oaked. Perhaps you should try staying in a hotel instead of a backpacker's hostel next time you fucking smackhead. Cape Verde is for bindipping tiprats...all of it. No self-respecting street dweller goes there you utter pikey. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trucking Funt Posted November 15, 2020 Report Share Posted November 15, 2020 2 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Cape Verde is for bindipping tiprats...all of it. No self-respecting street dweller goes there you utter pikey. How the do you know what it's like if you haven't been there you spastic? Did you ask one of your copper mates? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 15, 2020 Report Share Posted November 15, 2020 13 minutes ago, Trucking Funt said: I got through a shitload of Grey goose How long did you stay at Withers’ place? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 15, 2020 Report Share Posted November 15, 2020 13 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Cape Verde is for bindipping tiprats...all of it. No self-respecting street dweller goes there you utter pikey. You, Raasclaat and Saucepants should get together and discuss who has the shiniest Gulfstream. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 15, 2020 Report Share Posted November 15, 2020 That ‘no intermember acrimony’ shakedown earlier this year is really starting to take effect. I was a bit sceptical at the time but the jovial atmosphere recently speaks for itself. LOL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trucking Funt Posted November 15, 2020 Report Share Posted November 15, 2020 10 minutes ago, King Billy said: How long did you stay at Withers’ place? Not long because his gaff reeked of garlic and surrender. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted November 15, 2020 Author Report Share Posted November 15, 2020 10 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: You, Raasclaat and Saucepants should get together and discuss who has the shiniest Gulfstream. Even the Gulfstream gives Cape Verde a wide berth...that’s why the water’s freezing there. A shithole for serfs. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted November 15, 2020 Report Share Posted November 15, 2020 51 minutes ago, King Billy said: Brilliantly pointed out by the Smeg Man. 👁️👁️ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trucking Funt Posted November 15, 2020 Report Share Posted November 15, 2020 6 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Even the Gulfstream gives Cape Verde a wide berth...that’s why the water’s freezing there. A shithole for serfs. You really are a fucking spastic. I bet you couldn't even point Cape Verde out on a map. Then again, you're are a scouser so any skills of any kind except burglary and selling smack is too much to hope for. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 15, 2020 Report Share Posted November 15, 2020 46 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Cape Verde is for bindipping tiprats...all of it. No self-respecting street dweller goes there you utter pikey. 20 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Even the Gulfstream gives Cape Verde a wide berth...that’s why the water’s freezing there. A shithole for serfs. This poor man's Punkape act is getting tiresome, change the fucking record and develop a persona of your own, you bobby-blowing cuntbag. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted November 15, 2020 Author Report Share Posted November 15, 2020 1 hour ago, Trucking Funt said: You really are a fucking spastic. I bet you couldn't even point Cape Verde out on a map. Then again, you're are a scouser so any skills of any kind except burglary and selling smack is too much to hope for. I Googled ‘where do skint dense cunts go on holiday’ and, guess what came up, tramp? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted November 15, 2020 Author Report Share Posted November 15, 2020 1 hour ago, Decimus said: This poor man's Punkape act is getting tiresome, change the fucking record and develop a persona of your own, you bobby-blowing cuntbag. With all due respect, fuck off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trucking Funt Posted November 15, 2020 Report Share Posted November 15, 2020 18 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: I Googled ‘where do skint dense cunts go on holiday’ and, guess what came up, tramp? Fucking hell! You've put me back in my place. Excuse me for one second while I pour myself a large one so I can regain my composure. Fuck off you pig loving spunk guzzler. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 15, 2020 Report Share Posted November 15, 2020 24 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: I Googled ‘where do skint dense cunts go on holiday’ and, guess what came up, tramp? After Birkenhead? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 15, 2020 Report Share Posted November 15, 2020 25 minutes ago, King Billy said: After Birkenhead? Baaaaaaiiiiirrrr-kin-ed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted November 15, 2020 Author Report Share Posted November 15, 2020 43 minutes ago, Trucking Funt said: Fucking hell! You've put me back in my place. Excuse me for one second while I pour myself a large one so I can regain my composure. Fuck off you pig loving spunk guzzler. Your ‘place’ seems to be in the taxpayer funded Pontins of the mid-Atlantic alongside like-minded pondlife. Fuck off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trucking Funt Posted November 15, 2020 Report Share Posted November 15, 2020 30 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Your ‘place’ seems to be in the taxpayer funded Pontins of the mid-Atlantic alongside like-minded pondlife. Fuck off. Time for bed now. You don't want to be having a spacker fit at the day centre tomorrow now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trucking Funt Posted November 15, 2020 Report Share Posted November 15, 2020 50 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Baaaaaaiiiiirrrr-kin-ed. D'ya wannna chiiiiiickken. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 15, 2020 Report Share Posted November 15, 2020 1 hour ago, Trucking Funt said: Fucking hell! You've put me back in my place. Excuse me for one second while I pour myself a large one so I can regain my composure. Fuck off you pig loving spunk guzzler. u ok hun? 🌈🦄 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted November 15, 2020 Author Report Share Posted November 15, 2020 8 minutes ago, Trucking Funt said: Time for bed now. You don't want to be having a spacker fit at the day centre tomorrow now. Ouch...etc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trucking Funt Posted November 15, 2020 Report Share Posted November 15, 2020 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: u ok hun? 🌈🦄 He nearly did me there Eric. I lost the ability to type and broke into a cold sweat. Then I suddenly realised that I needed to have a shit. I was fine after that. Thanks for asking mate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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