Guest Vicious Bastard Posted December 26, 2020 Report Share Posted December 26, 2020 No, dear God, no ! May I bite off my own head and fires of hell consume my very soul, sooner that suffer this diabolical torment ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted December 26, 2020 Report Share Posted December 26, 2020 Has your arsehole got teeth? If not, how will you bite off your own head? If your Mrs is forcing you to watch that bilge, may I suggest you put an industrial bark chipper on next year's Christmas list, for the garden, of course. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted December 26, 2020 Report Share Posted December 26, 2020 23 minutes ago, Goober said: Has your arsehole got teeth? You know I haven’t Doc, but calling me an arsehole isn’t nice. Merry Christmas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 28, 2020 Report Share Posted December 28, 2020 They play it on loop in the CC slammer. I've had to put up with it since boxing day. I'll never sin again Roops. I'll never sin again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted December 28, 2020 Report Share Posted December 28, 2020 I see this post is as popular as the programme in question. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted December 28, 2020 Report Share Posted December 28, 2020 Well it's a children's programme for the below average intelligence section of the advert watching population who can't understand The Chase etc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted December 28, 2020 Report Share Posted December 28, 2020 2 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: Well it's a children's programme for the below average intelligence section of the advert watching population who can't understand The Chase etc. ITV is the children's channel, whereas the BBC is for queers and paedo's, I'm sure they could come to some sort of arrangement Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted December 28, 2020 Report Share Posted December 28, 2020 17 minutes ago, Joker said: BBC is for queers and paedo's, You forgot immigrants or are they covered in the paedo category? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted December 28, 2020 Report Share Posted December 28, 2020 I don't see anything special about this programme at the moment when we've already got masked checkout operators, masked postmen, masked bus drivers, masked news reporters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Williewhoopassjohnson Posted December 28, 2020 Report Share Posted December 28, 2020 On 26/12/2020 at 20:57, Lord Cuntingham said: No, dear God, no ! May I bite off my own head and fires of hell consume my very soul, sooner that suffer this diabolical torment ! I'd rather insert my penis into a russell hobbs dual slice longshot toaster, plug it in, switch it on then jump into a full bath of vinegar than watch that shite. Just leave the room old son. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 28, 2020 Report Share Posted December 28, 2020 1 hour ago, King Billy said: You forgot immigrants or are they covered in the paedo category? I'd rather they were covered in napalm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 28, 2020 Report Share Posted December 28, 2020 What's worse is that they have the most annoying cunts on the panel, headed by professional talking head and biggest fucking fraud Jonathan Ross. At least they don't have that annoying chinky from The Hangover this year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted December 28, 2020 Report Share Posted December 28, 2020 3 hours ago, Joker said: ITV is the children's channel, whereas the BBC is for queers and paedo's, I'm sure they could come to some sort of arrangement I'm sure they all have to be squeaky clean post Savile like Scofield's anal tract. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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