ChildeHarold Posted April 15, 2021 Author Report Share Posted April 15, 2021 14 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: They were schoolyard terms E...way before Facefuck or t’internet and rhyming slang is for southern shandy swilling cunts. Isn't it time you were wheeled out of the communal room because of your offensive annoying behaviour? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted April 15, 2021 Report Share Posted April 15, 2021 23 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Isn't it time you were wheeled out of the communal room because of your offensive annoying behaviour? I’ll PM you my address, spastic...feel free to pop up and do the ‘wheeling!’ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 15, 2021 Report Share Posted April 15, 2021 On 13/04/2021 at 13:30, Dyslexic cnut said: Pen will need a knock-out to get a draw if Admin are scoring the cards. Pen will be disqualified 1 second before Harold hits the canvas. Just as well, as no championship belt would cover the monster poking out of the top of Pens shorts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted April 15, 2021 Author Report Share Posted April 15, 2021 4 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: I’ll PM you my address, spastic...feel free to pop up and do the ‘wheeling!’ I only have a basic driving licence not the HGV. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 15, 2021 Report Share Posted April 15, 2021 On 13/04/2021 at 15:43, Frank said: Stubby, I've taken some beatings on here, but last night was extraordinary. I'm not convinced I'll ever recover from being referred to as 'cockroach-limbed'. I meant it as a compliment. Fuck Off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 15, 2021 Report Share Posted April 15, 2021 On 14/04/2021 at 08:55, Frank said: I'm invited to Wentworth and don't want to come across like like some sort of cunt. You already look like a cunt. That is beyond debate, but with any luck Bea Smith will sit on your ‘Alan Carr lite’ face permanently concealing it from public view. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 15, 2021 Report Share Posted April 15, 2021 On 14/04/2021 at 17:54, Cuntybaws said: Only if you're Sweary Mary. That word is so rude that its meaning has been encased in concrete and dumped in the Irish Sea. Foundations for the new ‘hard border’ which Bozo promised would never ever ever happen on his watch? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 15, 2021 Report Share Posted April 15, 2021 On 14/04/2021 at 19:50, Stubby Pecker said: And pen needing testosterone pills, you soppy cunt. She’s got a pair of balls like two coconuts glued together and a dangling cock that could smash floor tiles ‘Knobzilla’ or Gary Lineker in a very dim light, wearing a really tight fitting suit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 15, 2021 Report Share Posted April 15, 2021 23 hours ago, cuntspotter said: ...with me it’s a full time job, now behave yourself. Sorry mate, no trainers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 15, 2021 Report Share Posted April 15, 2021 23 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: What do you want? He’s just putting his feelers out, the cockroach limbed cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 15, 2021 Report Share Posted April 15, 2021 3 minutes ago, King Billy said: He’s just putting his feelers out, the cockroach limbed cunt. I bet you used ferrets in your massage parlour.... lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 15, 2021 Report Share Posted April 15, 2021 19 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: You know...however, a ‘four kettler’ is a piece of QF. So tasty that if your poured four kettles of boiling water on my back, mid-fuck, I wouldn’t break a stroke. Romantic innit? The fact that anyone might have four kettles nudges me off the ‘not my specialist subject’ fence towards filing this in the ‘bit weird’ section. How many cups of tea does someone drink every day to need four kettles? Russel Hobbs is not the correct answer, for any wannabe wise guys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 15, 2021 Report Share Posted April 15, 2021 25 minutes ago, King Billy said: You already look like a cunt. That is beyond debate, but with any luck Bea Smith will sit on your ‘Alan Carr lite’ face permanently concealing it from public view. I would have let Chrissy Latham sit on my face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 15, 2021 Report Share Posted April 15, 2021 19 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: They were schoolyard terms E...way before Facefuck or t’internet and rhyming slang is for southern shandy swilling cunts. Oy! Watch your North and South you hearth rug. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 15, 2021 Report Share Posted April 15, 2021 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I would have let Chrissy Latham sit on my face. I don’t know who he is, so yeah why not? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted April 16, 2021 Report Share Posted April 16, 2021 4 hours ago, King Billy said: Oy! Watch your North and South you hearth rug. I bet these lyrical ramblings went down well on the Shankhill Road, Bill? Fuck off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted April 16, 2021 Report Share Posted April 16, 2021 4 hours ago, King Billy said: The fact that anyone might have four kettles nudges me off the ‘not my specialist subject’ fence towards filing this in the ‘bit weird’ section. How many cups of tea does someone drink every day to need four kettles? Russel Hobbs is not the correct answer, for any wannabe wise guys. I don’t know how to break this to you, Wilhelm, but I was being ‘metaphorical’ ffs! You’re better than this, Fenian. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 16, 2021 Report Share Posted April 16, 2021 14 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: I don’t know how to break this to you, Wilhelm, but I was being ‘metaphorical’ ffs! You’re better than this, Fenian. You been at the drugs cabinet again DC? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 16, 2021 Report Share Posted April 16, 2021 5 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: You been at the drugs cabinet again DC? The ‘liquid cosh’ should be avoided at all costs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted April 18, 2021 Author Report Share Posted April 18, 2021 On 16/04/2021 at 21:39, King Billy said: The ‘liquid cosh’ should be avoided at all costs. Why, does it react with your maximum strength Viagra tablets? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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