Poor Little Princes

[Dyslexic cnut]

10 minutes ago, Ape™️ said:

You’re not upsetting anyone. I’ve asked several times before: what the fuck is wrong with you?

Predictably, Lapdog #1 appears. Laughable.

[Ape™️]

4 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

Predictably, Lapdog #1 appears. Laughable.

You really do take this place very seriously, don’t you? Try getting a job - you’ve clearly got too much time on your hands.

[Decimus]

29 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

I never ‘log off’ Decs, truth is, I can’t be arsed doing it. So it appears that I’m ‘live’ 24/7. I always had you down as the king of the hill, a legend. But your grovelling to Roops is quite sickening. Scroll back and look at how many references to her you make. It’s quite nauseating. Answer me this though, Flounce-boy, why did you edit and misrepresent my post you squalid little ratcunt? Incidentally, ‘flounce’ you most definitely did...even Frank laughed at your preciousness.

 

15 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

You’d vomit in your bib if you saw a kill, little boy.

Nothing says rattled more than two posts replying to the same dig within 14 minutes of each other.

It's a bit of a trademark of yours, most people on here are capable of putting across whatever point it is they're trying make with their first reply. 

As @Ape™️ says, you're making a complete cunt of yourself yet again. From your fantasist name dropping, pathetic attempts to impress, to your initial efforts to try and play politics between members via PMs like you were some sort of established guru, you have made yourself appear to be a sad, needy, overcompensating sad act cunt since the moment you first registered.

How about you fuck off before you're mauled anymore, eh?

[Decimus]

4 minutes ago, Ape™️ said:

You really do take this place very seriously, don’t you? Try getting a job - you’ve clearly got too much time on your hands.

He's an expert in his field, apparently. Although I can't imagine what "field" qualifies you as an expert by virtue of spending 14 hours of your day bullshitting on a weird little website.

Benefits fraudster maybe?

[Dyslexic cnut]

Two posts in 3 minutes? And I’m rattled? Isn’t it about time you told women they have cocks you and your little monkey boy lapdog? You’re finished here, flounce-boy.

[Dyslexic cnut]

11 minutes ago, Decimus said:

 

Nothing says rattled more than two posts replying to the same dig within 14 minutes of each other.

It's a bit of a trademark of yours, most people on here are capable of putting across whatever point it is they're trying make with their first reply. 

As @Ape™️ says, you're making a complete cunt of yourself yet again. From your fantasist name dropping, pathetic attempts to impress, to your initial efforts to try and play politics between members via PMs like you were some sort of established guru, you have made yourself appear to be a sad, needy, overcompensating sad act cunt since the moment you first registered.

How about you fuck off before you're mauled anymore, eh?

‘Mauled’ and ‘killed’ by a 24 year old keyboard warrior, typing frantically with his encrusted leggings around his ankles. Best run away eh?

[Decimus]

1 minute ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

Two posts in 3 minutes? And I’m rattled? Isn’t it about time you told women they have cocks you and your little monkey boy lapdog? You’re finished here, flounce-boy.

Two posts replying to seperate people, you fucking mong. I'm capable of replying to a singular one first time around without coming back half an hour later to add something I didn't think of first time, because I'm capable of spontaneous wit.

As for accusing "women" on here of having male genitals, I'd say that the apparent female members on here have more testosterone than you and don't rattle like a little pubescent, teenage girl bitch whenever their backs are against the wall.

[Dyslexic cnut]

3 minutes ago, Decimus said:

Two posts replying to seperate people, you fucking mong. I'm capable of replying to a singular one first time around without coming back half an hour later to add something I didn't think of first time, because I'm capable of spontaneous wit.

As for accusing "women" on here of having male genitals, I'd say that the apparent female members on here have more testosterone than you and don't rattle like a little pubescent, teenage girl bitch whenever their backs are against the wall.

I smell another flounce...press on. It’s over.

[Roadkill]

51 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

I never ‘log off’ Decs, truth is, I can’t be arsed doing it. So it appears that I’m ‘live’ 24/7. I always had you down as the king of the hill, a legend. But your grovelling to Roops is quite sickening. Scroll back and look at how many references to her you make. It’s quite nauseating. Answer me this though, Flounce-boy, why did you edit and misrepresent my post you squalid little ratcunt? Incidentally, ‘flounce’ you most definitely did...even Frank laughed at your preciousness.

For future reference, a user doesn't technically have to log off for their user name to disappear from the list, just remain inactive for long enough or close the browser or tab the site is open in.

There's been plenty of times where I've been having a wank with Pornhub open in another tab, taking a shit with my phone in my pocket whilst having a wank, or simply outside having a wank with the computer left on whilst still appearing online. If cunts are online and being quiet, it's best not to think about what they're actually doing.

[Decimus]

Just now, Dyslexic cnut said:

I smell another flounce...press on. It’s over.

I smell the sharks circling ready to finish you off regardless of what I do. You've made yourself unpopular here with your bullshitting arrogance since day one. 

I think my work is done, and if this reply is the best you can manage within five minutes of my previous post, you've categorically proven you're incapable of real time cunting. Hence your double post replies half an hour later.

[Dyslexic cnut]

1 minute ago, Roadkill said:

For future reference, a user doesn't technically have to log off for their user name to disappear from the list, just remain inactive for long enough or close the browser or tab the site is open in.

There's been plenty of times where I've been having a wank with Pornhub open in another tab, taking a shit with my phone in my pocket whilst having a wank, or simply outside having a wank with the computer left on whilst still appearing online. If cunts are online and being quiet, it's best not to think about what they're actually doing.

A posh way of saying that he’s a stupid cunt and his data search has been in vain, due twattism. If there’s ever a way of proving the invalidity of the leaderboard, @Decimusis it. Thick, spastic, bullying, no-Mark shithead, Cunt.

[Roadkill]

1 minute ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

A posh way of saying that he’s a stupid cunt and his data search has been in vain, due twattism. If there’s ever a way of proving the invalidity of the leaderboard, @Decimusis it. Thick, spastic, bullying, no-Mark shithead, Cunt.

I'm not taking your side in this DC. You're still on probation, don't get the wrong idea. In fact my previous statement goes just as much against your claims as it does Dec's. If you're really just forgetting to log out, your username would still eventually disappear.

[Dyslexic cnut]

3 minutes ago, Decimus said:

I smell the sharks circling ready to finish you off regardless of what I do. You've made yourself unpopular here with your bullshitting arrogance since day one. 

I think my work is done, and if this reply is the best you can manage within five minutes of my previous post, you've categorically proven you're incapable of real time cunting. Hence your double post replies half an hour later.

You speak for yourself, alone. It’s your Messiah complex that’s killing you. You, lecturing on ‘arrogance’ is like Himmler lecturing on anti-semitism. 

[Dyslexic cnut]

Just now, Roadkill said:

I'm not taking your side in this DC. You're still on probation, don't get the wrong idea. In fact my previous statement goes just as much against your claims as it does Dec's. If you're really just forgetting to log out, your username would still eventually disappear.

Noted.

[Decimus]

Just now, Dyslexic cnut said:

A posh way of saying that he’s a stupid cunt and his data search has been in vain, due twattism. If there’s ever a way of proving the invalidity of the leaderboard, @Decimusis it. Thick, spastic, bullying, no-Mark shithead, Cunt.

Of course.

I'm not sure why RK has continually tried to protect you since you first disgraced our pages, that's his business. But his bullshit excuse and your own doesn't detract from the fact that being online and not active is different to being online and posting. You're a late night fucker who regularly posts into the early hours of the morning, and then spend indeterminate hours during the afternoon and evening doing it too.

Who's posting whilst you just leave it "logged on"?

[Dyslexic cnut]

Just now, Decimus said:

Of course.

I'm not sure why RK has continually tried to protect you since you first disgraced our pages, that's his business. But his bullshit excuse and your own doesn't detract from the fact that being online and not active is different to being online and posting. You're a late night fucker who regularly posts into the early hours of the morning, and then spend indeterminate hours during the afternoon and evening doing it too.

Who's posting whilst you just leave it "logged on"?

Rattled to fucking death, I can’t breathe here, keep going, this is hilarious.

[Decimus]

4 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

You speak for yourself, alone. It’s your Messiah complex that’s killing you. You, lecturing on ‘arrogance’ is like Himmler lecturing on anti-semitism. 

 

3 minutes ago, Decimus said:

Of course.

I'm not sure why RK has continually tried to protect you since you first disgraced our pages, that's his business. But his bullshit excuse and your own doesn't detract from the fact that being online and not active is different to being online and posting. You're a late night fucker who regularly posts into the early hours of the morning, and then spend indeterminate hours during the afternoon and evening doing it too.

Who's posting whilst you just leave it "logged on"?

Answer this question. You've been offered a lifeline, flimsy as it is, but you need to explain how your account regulary posts at varied hours if you just leave it "logged on".

[Decimus]

Just now, Dyslexic cnut said:

Rattled to fucking death, I can’t breathe here, keep going, this is hilarious.

The same shit you kept endlessly repeating to Roops as you slowly got fucked by her as well. Try harder.

[Stubby Pecker]

Fucking hell. If only this much energy could be put into calling frank a poof and a cunt

[Roadkill]

2 minutes ago, Decimus said:

Of course.

I'm not sure why RK has continually tried to protect you since you first disgraced our pages, that's his business. But his bullshit excuse and your own doesn't detract from the fact that being online and not active is different to being online and posting. You're a late night fucker who regularly posts into the early hours of the morning, and then spend indeterminate hours during the afternoon and evening doing it too.

Who's posting whilst you just leave it "logged on"?

For fuck sake, Decs. I'm just finding myself wandering into the middle of other people's fist fights lately and getting the shit kicked out of me... I think I need help.

[Decimus]

Just now, Roadkill said:

For fuck sake, Decs. I'm just finding myself wandering into the middle of other people's fist fights lately and getting the shit kicked out of me... I think I need help.

He's a fucking wanker of the Pete variety. Not as sinister, but with his weird PMs and insidious attempts to try and come across like some sort of Corner authority, I'm definitely getting similar vibes. Not the whole Greta shit, but just his over familiar demeanour and general oddness.

[Dyslexic cnut]

Decs, I love you very much, 3 posts in 4 minutes? Now listen, I’m gonna be busy for an hour (apparently still logged on and pondering your every word) but I won’t be. I’ll be back around 1030pm and then we can resume. Fingers crossed, you’re still number one on the leaderboard, I know how vital that is to you. In the meantime, have Mummy/Ape rinse the jizz out of your ankle socks. I don’t want you distracted when I return. X

[Roadkill]

Just now, Decimus said:

He's a fucking wanker of the Pete variety. Not as sinister, but with his weird PMs and insidious attempts to try and come across like some sort of Corner authority, I'm definitely getting similar vibes. Not the whole Greta shit, but just his over familiar demeanour and general oddness.

I think I'm just going to pick up my severed arm and sit the rest of this one out like that cunt in Saving Private Ryan.

Congratulations on 9k likes by the way.

[Ape™️]

7 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

Decs, I love you very much, 3 posts in 4 minutes? Now listen, I’m gonna be busy for an hour (apparently still logged on and pondering your every word) but I won’t be. I’ll be back around 1030pm and then we can resume. Fingers crossed, you’re still number one on the leaderboard, I know how vital that is to you. In the meantime, have Mummy/Ape rinse the jizz out of your ankle socks. I don’t want you distracted when I return. X

You’re a fucking lunatic. Serious question - are you a drug addict?

[ProfB]

42 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

Two posts in 3 minutes? And I’m rattled? Isn’t it about time you told women they have cocks you and your little monkey boy lapdog? You’re finished here, flounce-boy.

here, here.