Hammer of Cunts Posted May 21, 2021 Report Share Posted May 21, 2021 I hear that our future King and his half-wit sibling have piped up over the BBC's interview with their dim, whining clothes-horse of a mother. Apparently this Bashir used some petty minor subterfuge (standard journalistic practice) to get her to agree to an interview that she wanted to do anyway. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 21, 2021 Report Share Posted May 21, 2021 8 hours ago, Hammer of Cunts said: I hear that our future King and his half-wit sibling have piped up over the BBC's interview with their dim, whining clothes-horse of a mother. Apparently this Bashir used some petty minor subterfuge (standard journalistic practice) to get her to agree to an interview that she wanted to do anyway. Thing is, she knew what she was getting in to when she decided to marry old jug ears. She must of realised that she wouldn't be able to do anything without a posse of cunts armed with cameras following her every move and with her boat appearing on every fucking newspaper and magazine in WH Smith's. The one I have some modicum of sympathy for, was Fergie. She was no classical beauty and fuck me, didn't the media remind everyone of this. Everything she wore they compared her to what Saint Di was wearing and of course Saint Di wore it better. If there was anyone who should have had a break down it was her. But instead she just fucked off with some slap headed, toe sucking Texan billionaire. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted May 21, 2021 Author Report Share Posted May 21, 2021 45 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: She was no classical beauty and fuck me She seemed like a good laugh. She'd have been fine married to some minor toff with an Aga and some labradors. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted May 21, 2021 Report Share Posted May 21, 2021 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: Thing is, she knew what she was getting in to when she decided to marry old jug ears. She must of realised that she wouldn't be able to do anything without a posse of cunts armed with cameras following her every move and with her boat appearing on every fucking newspaper and magazine in WH Smith's. The one I have some modicum of sympathy for, was Fergie. She was no classical beauty and fuck me, didn't the media remind everyone of this. Everything she wore they compared her to what Saint Di was wearing and of course Saint Di wore it better. If there was anyone who should have had a break down it was her. But instead she just fucked off with some slap headed, toe sucking Texan billionaire. 'some slap headed, toe sucking Texan billionaire' Take out 'Texan' and replace 'billionaire' with 'inheritor' and you could be talking about @Frank. The other distinction of course is the Texan isn't some raving, manbag-wearing, Greek waiter-looking fairy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 21, 2021 Report Share Posted May 21, 2021 Fuck both of these hyper-privileged cry baby cunts, fuck them both to death. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted May 21, 2021 Report Share Posted May 21, 2021 They're all attention seeking cunts, who whine about it when they get it, fuck em! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted May 21, 2021 Report Share Posted May 21, 2021 9 minutes ago, Joker said: They're all attention seeking cunts, who whine about it when they get it, fuck em! And dickheads who post in absurdly large, coloured fonts aren’t attention seeking cunts? 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted May 21, 2021 Report Share Posted May 21, 2021 Here was I thinking that Yoko Ono was the most manipulative female of our generation, and along came Meghan Markle. At least Lennon could write a song (I’d be surprised if Harry could write his own name). However Meghan is 'yoko-ing' off Harry, and Harry is 'yoko-ing' off his dead mother, as Yoko did when John died. So the couple are, in fact, a 'double yok-er'. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 21, 2021 Report Share Posted May 21, 2021 39 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: And dickheads who post in absurdly large, coloured fonts aren’t attention seeking cunts? Good evening Ape Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted May 21, 2021 Report Share Posted May 21, 2021 1 minute ago, Dawn Chorus said: Good evening Ape Good evening, Dino Dick 🦖 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 21, 2021 Report Share Posted May 21, 2021 2 hours ago, Wolfie said: 'some slap headed, toe sucking Texan billionaire' Take out 'Texan' and replace 'billionaire' with 'inheritor' and you could be talking about @Frank. The other distinction of course is the Texan isn't some raving, manbag-wearing, Greek waiter-looking fairy. He has a bald head though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted May 21, 2021 Report Share Posted May 21, 2021 17 minutes ago, Decimus said: Good evening, Dino Dick 🦖 Diplodickus? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted May 21, 2021 Report Share Posted May 21, 2021 3 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Thing is, she knew what she was getting in to when she decided to marry old jug ears. She must of realised that she wouldn't be able to do anything without a posse of cunts armed with cameras following her every move and with her boat appearing on every fucking newspaper and magazine in WH Smith's. The one I have some modicum of sympathy for, was Fergie. She was no classical beauty and fuck me, didn't the media remind everyone of this. Everything she wore they compared her to what Saint Di was wearing and of course Saint Di wore it better. If there was anyone who should have had a break down it was her. But instead she just fucked off with some slap headed, toe sucking Texan billionaire. The thing that let Fergie down was having ginger hair. Even the most beautiful bird ever would look a fucking pig with ginger hair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 21, 2021 Report Share Posted May 21, 2021 9 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: He has a bald head though Fuck sake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 21, 2021 Report Share Posted May 21, 2021 9 minutes ago, Goober said: Diplodickus? Penisauras Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted May 21, 2021 Report Share Posted May 21, 2021 22 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: The thing that let Fergie down was having ginger hair. Even the most beautiful bird ever would look a fucking pig with ginger hair. Patsy Palmer, Stacy Dooley, Nicole Kidman, that old bint Ruka lenska and roops, all beautiful women. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 21, 2021 Report Share Posted May 21, 2021 22 minutes ago, Eddie said: Patsy Palmer... Thick fucking council cake slag. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted May 21, 2021 Report Share Posted May 21, 2021 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: Thick fucking council cake slag. I know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted May 22, 2021 Report Share Posted May 22, 2021 20 hours ago, Eddie said: Patsy Palmer, Stacy Dooley, Nicole Kidman, that old bint Ruka lenska and roops, all beautiful women. Calling for a shit useless moderator.. Ricky, Ricky, Ricky 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 22, 2021 Report Share Posted May 22, 2021 20 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Thick fucking council cake slag. "RICKEEEEEEE" !!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted May 22, 2021 Report Share Posted May 22, 2021 20 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Thick fucking council cake slag. Red hairy legs, rusty roof smelly garage , Brazilian like a fish finger but she cleans up nice https://ibb.co/FJ7v3ct Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 22, 2021 Report Share Posted May 22, 2021 28 minutes ago, Eddie said: Red hairy legs, rusty roof smelly garage , Brazilian like a fish finger but she cleans up nice https://ibb.co/FJ7v3ct Red spider mite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted May 22, 2021 Author Report Share Posted May 22, 2021 16 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: Red spider mite It mite, but I wouldn't. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 22, 2021 Report Share Posted May 22, 2021 21 hours ago, Eddie said: Patsy Palmer, Stacy Dooley, Nicole Kidman, that old bint Ruka lenska and roops, all beautiful women. Stefanie Powers, Marilu Henner. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted May 24, 2021 Report Share Posted May 24, 2021 On 21/05/2021 at 18:34, Ape™️ said: And dickheads who post in absurdly large, coloured fonts aren’t attention seeking cunts? I've explained this before, my eyesight ain't too good, I ain't apologising, that's the way it is. If you don't like it, there's fuck-all you can do about it, so stop wetting yourself over it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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