Friends

[White Cunt]

32 minutes ago, Frank said:

I'll tell you what, WC... hand on heart, I don't like anyone.  

I know, Frank. But you are in the right place, with the right people. You know it makes sense.

[Dyslexic cnut]

5 hours ago, Frank said:

Is that you in the blue hat DC? I hope so! August.

 

I’ve lost a little weight since that day, Francis. I stayed at Maureen’s in Golder’s Green that night, lovely woman but shall we say ‘sexually reluctant?’

[Stubby Pecker]

10 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

As weak and poorly constructed a nom as I’ve seen on here. Abysmal drivel.

First response is derailment on your part.

You’re coming across as a stupid fucking cunt of late and no mistake. If you want to go to war with RassyTwat at least make it funny and entertaining for the rest of us. Otherwise wind your fucking neck in

[Dyslexic cnut]

Just now, Stubby Pecker said:

First response is derailment on your part.

You’re coming across as a stupid fucking cunt of late and no mistake. If you want to go to war with RassyTwat at least make it funny and entertaining for the rest of us. Otherwise wind your fucking neck in

Can shite be derailed? Fuck off Stubs you nosey cunt.

[Stubby Pecker]

8 hours ago, Eddie said:

A cynical outlook on life Ras, Roops and I are out on the Harley Monday, we meet up with our biker friends and ride down to the coast for fish and chips by the sea, wonderful stuff.

 

I wish I was dead. 

We all wish you were dead Edward, but wishing isn’t going to make it happen is it?

 

3 hours ago, Frank said:

I'll tell you what, WC... hand on heart, I don't like anyone.  

And no cunt likes you, not even your poor family 

[Guest judgetwi]

I thought this thread was about  the well known two bob American sitcom, the cast of which recently had a reunion where they got all touchy feely and weepy, reminiscing about when they could earn shitloads without pretending to care about racism, inequality and the poor and dispossessed all over the world.

Turns out it’s much much worse than that. 

Fucking hell!

[King Billy]

13 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

As I get older and try to juggle family life, career commitments, and managing my hatred of most people and things friends have become a burden.

When I was young and carefree the world and life seemed more simple. I had more time for friends, having a laugh etc...fast forward to the present day and 'friends' are a fucking nuisance. 

Always wanting something and never offering much, phoning at the wrong time to bore me with their shit that I've already been through or don't want to hear about. I've managed to get rid of a few over the years, yet a few of the cunts are still hanging around.

Who the fuck do they think they are? Friends or something?

 

I’ll be there for you.

[Mrs Roops]

20 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

As weak and poorly constructed a nom as I’ve seen on here. Abysmal drivel.

I guess we'll never know whether or not the nom would've died from the outset. Please do not derail new threads again. 

[Penny Farthing]

11 hours ago, judgetwi said:

I thought this thread was about  the well known two bob American sitcom, the cast of which recently had a reunion where they got all touchy feely and weepy, reminiscing about when they could earn shitloads without pretending to care about racism, inequality and the poor and dispossessed all over the world.

Turns out it’s much much worse than that. 

Fucking hell!

I will admit that I used to watch it but I was never able to follow the plot (if indeed it had one), all I remember now is something about a cunt who kept ducks in the cupboard under the kitchen sink and another cunt who lived in a rowing boat that he kept in his apartment? TBH I got the impressing that it was a mix of 20 & 30 years old cunts who adlibbed their lines.