camberwell gypsy Posted February 22, 2022 Report Share Posted February 22, 2022 This boils my piss so much I'm surprised I haven't nominated this ages ago. Had my brothers and their fucking other halves over at the weekend. So saturday night it was suggested we watch a film. "I've never seen Withnail and I" said one of the other halves. "I've always wanted to see that. I've heard so many good things about it" "Ooh yes" cooed the other fucking wimmin. No problem from me. I saw it years ago and thought it a great flick. I find it on Prime, and we settled down to watch it. Within seconds these fucking bints struck up a conversation "Oh, did i tell you i met Diane during the week. She don't half look rough". This set the scene of 2 hours of "So she said" "So I said" talk. These fucking harridans didn't stop only to say "Oooh what happened there"? Occasionally. I had enough of some cunt sat behind me at the rugby earlier who didn't stop yakking to his mate. So basically I saw fuck all of the film. I think that there should be law that you can slap one of these cunts and be immune from prosecution. I don't make any excuses, my sister in laws are just a bunch of fucking screeching, shallow bunch of banshees who I would have no qualms about introducing them to Neil and a one stop tour in his rascal van. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted February 22, 2022 Report Share Posted February 22, 2022 We have an Aunt aka Cuntuss Interuptuss " What was she in .. was it Home and Away or King Lear at the RSC .. Is he a real gay or has he got kids .. Thought she was dead or was it the other one .. Ooh, that Mrs Browns Boys is so good but it's annoying the way it clashes with the Michael McIntyre show " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 22, 2022 Author Report Share Posted February 22, 2022 34 minutes ago, colonelkurtz said: We have an Aunt aka Cuntuss Interuptess " What was she in .. was it Home and Away or King Lear at the RSC .. Is he a real gay or has he got kids .. Thought she was dead or was it the other one .. Ooh, that Mrs Browns Boys is so good but it's annoying the way it clashes with the Michael McIntyre show " You also get the anecdotal comments as well. Anything happening on the screen, you bet one of them has done it or someone else they know has done it or been there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lairy Larry Posted February 22, 2022 Report Share Posted February 22, 2022 2 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: This boils my piss so much I'm surprised I haven't nominated this ages ago. Had my brothers and their fucking other halves over at the weekend. So saturday night it was suggested we watch a film. "I've never seen Withnail and I" said one of the other halves. "I've always wanted to see that. I've heard so many good things about it" "Ooh yes" cooed the other fucking wimmin. No problem from me. I saw it years ago and thought it a great flick. I find it on Prime, and we settled down to watch it. Within seconds these fucking bints struck up a conversation "Oh, did i tell you i met Diane during the week. She don't half look rough". This set the scene of 2 hours of "So she said" "So I said" talk. These fucking harridans didn't stop only to say "Oooh what happened there"? Occasionally. I had enough of some cunt sat behind me at the rugby earlier who didn't stop yakking to his mate. So basically I saw fuck all of the film. I think that there should be law that you can slap one of these cunts and be immune from prosecution. I don't make any excuses, my sister in laws are just a bunch of fucking screeching, shallow bunch of banshees who I would have no qualms about introducing them to Neil and a one stop tour in his rascal van. The worst is when your uncle provides a running commentary of the porno you're watching. I mean, we're already wanking side by side on the sofa, why the fuck does he need to keep chiming in? Puts me right off my rhythm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted February 22, 2022 Report Share Posted February 22, 2022 5 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: This boils my piss so much I'm surprised I haven't nominated this ages ago. Had my brothers and their fucking other halves over at the weekend. So saturday night it was suggested we watch a film. "I've never seen Withnail and I" said one of the other halves. "I've always wanted to see that. I've heard so many good things about it" "Ooh yes" cooed the other fucking wimmin. No problem from me. I saw it years ago and thought it a great flick. I find it on Prime, and we settled down to watch it. Within seconds these fucking bints struck up a conversation "Oh, did i tell you i met Diane during the week. She don't half look rough". This set the scene of 2 hours of "So she said" "So I said" talk. These fucking harridans didn't stop only to say "Oooh what happened there"? Occasionally. I had enough of some cunt sat behind me at the rugby earlier who didn't stop yakking to his mate. So basically I saw fuck all of the film. I think that there should be law that you can slap one of these cunts and be immune from prosecution. I don't make any excuses, my sister in laws are just a bunch of fucking screeching, shallow bunch of banshees who I would have no qualms about introducing them to Neil and a one stop tour in his rascal van. 4 hours ago, colonelkurtz said: We have an Aunt aka Cuntuss Interuptess " What was she in .. was it Home and Away or King Lear at the RSC .. Is he a real gay or has he got kids .. Thought she was dead or was it the other one .. Ooh, that Mrs Browns Boys is so good but it's annoying the way it clashes with the Michael McIntyre show " 3 hours ago, Lairy Larry said: The worst is when your uncle provides a running commentary of the porno you're watching. I mean, we're already wanking side by side on the sofa, why the fuck does he need to keep chiming in? Puts me right off my rhythm. Buy some fuckin' headphones ya cheap cunts, and a pair of blinkers for you Larry, job done! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted February 22, 2022 Report Share Posted February 22, 2022 1 minute ago, cunt said: Buy some fuckin' headphones ya cheap cunts, and a pair of blinkers for you Larry, job done! No it was supposed to say boils up my piss - this is the wrong quote, I want the other one, gonna try again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted February 22, 2022 Report Share Posted February 22, 2022 2 minutes ago, cunt said: 6 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: This boils my piss so much I'm surprised I haven't nominated this ages ago. BINGO, forgot what I was going to type thought - 🤔 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lairy Larry Posted February 22, 2022 Report Share Posted February 22, 2022 2 minutes ago, cunt said: Buy some fuckin' headphones ya cheap cunts, and a pair of blinkers for you Larry, job done! Fair dues, you didn't mention dogs, scat or @Wolfie once there. As a reward, I've got some porn for you: Don't wank too hard now. LOL LOL LOL LOL... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted February 22, 2022 Report Share Posted February 22, 2022 2 minutes ago, ProfB said: BINGO, forgot what I was going to type thought - 🤔 Age'll do that to ya 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted February 22, 2022 Report Share Posted February 22, 2022 4 minutes ago, Lairy Larry said: Fair dues, you didn't mention dogs, scat or @Wolfie once there. As a reward, I've got some porn for you: Don't wank too hard now. LOL LOL LOL LOL... £50, a fuckin' bargain! Is this still available? Asking for a friend (who goes by the name of Wolfie, that does look like one of his Poodles) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted February 22, 2022 Report Share Posted February 22, 2022 2 hours ago, Lairy Larry said: Fair dues, you didn't mention dogs, scat or @Wolfie once there. As a reward, I've got some porn for you: Don't wank too hard now. LOL LOL LOL LOL... Tis true, you are best on here- or would be if you’d have got it right you soppy cunt: Joker/rsole/cunt would be the one round the business end, cock in hand Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted February 23, 2022 Report Share Posted February 23, 2022 16 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Tis true, you are best on here- or would be if you’d have got it right you soppy cunt: Joker/rsole/cunt would be the one round the business end, cock in hand LOL 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cillian Murphy Posted February 23, 2022 Report Share Posted February 23, 2022 Boring post and tedious replies, yes fuck it, Im drinking bleach. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted February 23, 2022 Report Share Posted February 23, 2022 5 minutes ago, Cillian Murphy said: Boring post and tedious replies, yes fuck it, Im drinking bleach. Good man! Its for the best. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 23, 2022 Report Share Posted February 23, 2022 22 minutes ago, Cillian Murphy said: Boring post and tedious replies, yes fuck it, Im drinking bleach. You're the best on here Cillian. Your rapier wit and charisma shame us all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cillian Murphy Posted February 23, 2022 Report Share Posted February 23, 2022 20 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: You're the best on here Cillian. Your rapier wit and charisma shame us all. 20 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: You're the best on here Cillian. Your rapier wit and charisma shame us all. 20 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: You're the best on here Cillian. Your rapier wit and charisma shame us all. I can see what you have dune there. Brilliant reply Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cillian Murphy Posted February 23, 2022 Report Share Posted February 23, 2022 Top notch cutting edge humour. Brilliant reply. It makes me feel so humble to your jest. I bow to your Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cillian Murphy Posted February 23, 2022 Report Share Posted February 23, 2022 25 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: You're the best on here Cillian. Your rapier wit and charisma shame us all. Past tense, twice removed...its "shames".....yore welcome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cillian Murphy Posted February 23, 2022 Report Share Posted February 23, 2022 41 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: You're the best on here Cillian. Your rapier wit and charisma shame us all. "you`re" and "your" In the same fucking reply. Eric, you have out cunted yourself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cillian Murphy Posted February 23, 2022 Report Share Posted February 23, 2022 Just now, Cillian Murphy said: "you`re" and "your" In the same fucking reply. Eric, you have out cunted yourself Do you need help ? Are you on a list? Are you registered of having a syndrome? I can help you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Parabolic Cunting Posted February 23, 2022 Report Share Posted February 23, 2022 On 22/02/2022 at 12:25, camberwell gypsy said: This boils my piss so much I'm surprised I haven't nominated this ages ago. Had my brothers and their fucking other halves over at the weekend. So saturday night it was suggested we watch a film. "I've never seen Withnail and I" said one of the other halves. "I've always wanted to see that. I've heard so many good things about it" "Ooh yes" cooed the other fucking wimmin. No problem from me. I saw it years ago and thought it a great flick. I find it on Prime, and we settled down to watch it. Within seconds these fucking bints struck up a conversation "Oh, did i tell you i met Diane during the week. She don't half look rough". This set the scene of 2 hours of "So she said" "So I said" talk. These fucking harridans didn't stop only to say "Oooh what happened there"? Occasionally. I had enough of some cunt sat behind me at the rugby earlier who didn't stop yakking to his mate. So basically I saw fuck all of the film. I think that there should be law that you can slap one of these cunts and be immune from prosecution. I don't make any excuses, my sister in laws are just a bunch of fucking screeching, shallow bunch of banshees who I would have no qualms about introducing them to Neil and a one stop tour in his rascal van. I am grateful that my brother and sister wouldn't marry some cunt who dared to speak during a film. Both are married to russians, both know how to keep their mouths shut. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cillian Murphy Posted February 23, 2022 Report Share Posted February 23, 2022 3 minutes ago, Parabolic Cunting said: I am grateful that my brother and sister wouldn't marry some cunt who dared to speak during a film. Both are married to russians, both know how to keep their mouths shut. S 4 minutes ago, Parabolic Cunting said: I am grateful that my brother and sister wouldn't marry some cunt who dared to speak during a film. Both are married to russians, both know how to keep their mouths shut. 5 minutes ago, Parabolic Cunting said: I am grateful that my brother and sister wouldn't marry some cunt who dared to speak during a film. Both are married to russians, both know how to keep their mouths shut. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Parabolic Cunting Posted February 23, 2022 Report Share Posted February 23, 2022 1 minute ago, Cillian Murphy said: Do you need help ? Are you on a list? Are you registered of having a syndrome? I can help you You being allowed to live is a matter of perspective. You believe you can continue posting here, the rest of us believe you should be analised by a confused bear and then fed to its children. Before you die, they will spend a great deal of time ineffectually clawing at your body to avoid digesting your leaking welts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cillian Murphy Posted February 23, 2022 Report Share Posted February 23, 2022 Good Evening Mods 3 minutes ago, Parabolic Cunting said: You being allowed to live is a matter of perspective. You believe you can continue posting here, the rest of us believe you should be analised by a confused bear and then fed to its children. Before you die, they will spend a great deal of time ineffectually clawing at your body to avoid digesting your leaking welts. 3 minutes ago, Parabolic Cunting said: You being allowed to live is a matter of perspective. You believe you can continue posting here, the rest of us believe you should be analised by a confused bear and then fed to its children. Before you die, they will spend a great deal of time ineffectually clawing at your body to avoid digesting your leaking welts. Well just no Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lairy Larry Posted February 23, 2022 Report Share Posted February 23, 2022 7 minutes ago, Cillian Murphy said: Good Evening Mods Well just no Shhhhh, thickster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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