Eric Cuntman Posted May 30, 2022 Report Share Posted May 30, 2022 8 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Beyond me, and if I ask her to translate there’s a fair chance I’ll end up on a register somewhere, alongside Punkers. Try this one. Pronounce it as it's written... 'patsowie miniere vidupa' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 30, 2022 Report Share Posted May 30, 2022 10 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Beyond me, and if I ask her to translate there’s a fair chance I’ll end up on a register somewhere, alongside Punkers. Anyway, take a picture of the cunt so we can see her. You live in scouseland so if she asks what you're doing with your phone, just say you're filling out a universal credit application. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted May 30, 2022 Report Share Posted May 30, 2022 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Try this one. Pronounce it as it's written... 'patsowie miniere vidupa' I did. She said “vot is thees ‘Ape’ und vot does ‘Gobshite’ mean?” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 30, 2022 Report Share Posted May 30, 2022 6 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: I did. She said “vot is thees ‘Ape’ und vot does ‘Gobshite’ mean?” Does she wear a grey uniform and work for Herr Flick? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 30, 2022 Report Share Posted May 30, 2022 6 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: Election-wise it was a dumb move as women, especially black women, carried Biden over the finish line. Mushy brain Joe is incapable of doing anything under his own steam. He can’t speak coherently even with the aid of a teleprompter. He can’t walk up the steps of Air Force One without stumbling. He confuses his wife with his sister. He can’t even control his bowel movements while he’s meeting the Pope. So him being carried is probably the one certainty in life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 30, 2022 Report Share Posted May 30, 2022 22 minutes ago, King Billy said: Mushy brain Joe is incapable of doing anything under his own steam. He can’t speak coherently even with the aid of a teleprompter. He can’t walk up the steps of Air Force One without stumbling. He confuses his wife with his sister. He can’t even control his bowel movements while he’s meeting the Pope. So him being carried is probably the one certainty in life. He's a weak fucking cuck puppet shitcunt. I'd like to kick the catheter out of his shrivelled cock and make him drink his own piss-bag. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 30, 2022 Report Share Posted May 30, 2022 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: He's a weak fucking cuck puppet shitcunt. I'd like to kick the catheter out of his shrivelled cock and make him drink his own piss-bag. If you can get close enough, go for it Eric. When they discover his battered piss soaked remains the FBI will immediately start a nationwide manhunt for their only suspect……Donald J Trump. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Parabolic Cunting Posted May 30, 2022 Report Share Posted May 30, 2022 On 24/05/2022 at 22:25, southerncunt said: What is it with these fucking yanks? How many times does this have to happen before some cunt in power over there finally admits the ridiculousness of the gun laws? Don’t get me wrong, I have nothing against guns. I’m a licensed shooter and have a few myself. I have never felt the urge to go and shoot up the place however. Perhaps because I have no use for (and rightly no access in this country to) automatic weapons with large mags and high fire rates? Its insanity, and it’s always the kids who suffer. The less Americans on the earth to indiscriminately bomb civilians, muddy good sense and thieve foreign wealth, the better. One of those little cunts might have been the next Donald Rumsfeld. Hopefully one of the survivors will be the next tortured soul to shoot up their flag pledging, donation seeking indoctrination centre. I pledge allegiance only to equilibrium. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 30, 2022 Report Share Posted May 30, 2022 4 minutes ago, Parabolic Cunting said: I make allegiance only to equilibrium. I reckon you’re quite good at scrabble, but fucking all over the place at twister. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Parabolic Cunting Posted May 30, 2022 Report Share Posted May 30, 2022 1 minute ago, King Billy said: I reckon you’re quite good at scrabble, but fucking all over the place at twister. Twister is for closet homosexuals, desperate for a way to explain a recent divorce to family without having to say anything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 30, 2022 Report Share Posted May 30, 2022 1 minute ago, Parabolic Cunting said: Twister is for closet homosexuals, desperate for a way to explain a recent divorce to family without having to say anything. You’re right but before you know it they’ll forget you were ever married. Twister is a great healer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted May 30, 2022 Report Share Posted May 30, 2022 7 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Beyond me, and if I ask her to translate there’s a fair chance I’ll end up on a register somewhere, alongside Punkers. Surely asking a figment if your imagination a question would be ok? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 30, 2022 Report Share Posted May 30, 2022 7 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Try this one. Pronounce it as it's written... 'patsowie miniere vidupa' Too hard to pronounce but it translates as ‘Your shell suit is very sexy. Would you like to run your moustache up and down on my bumhole for £5?’ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted May 30, 2022 Report Share Posted May 30, 2022 1 hour ago, King Billy said: Too hard to pronounce but it translates as ‘Your shell suit is very sexy. Would you like to run your moustache up and down on my bumhole for £5?’ Why would I ask her that you daft Fenian cuddler? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted May 30, 2022 Report Share Posted May 30, 2022 1 hour ago, Ape™️ said: Surely asking a figment if your imagination a question would be ok? Ok. Let’s give it a try. Why don’t you fuck off? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted May 30, 2022 Report Share Posted May 30, 2022 Just now, Dyslexic cnut said: Ok. Let’s give it a try. Why don’t you fuck off? Ok. Let’s give it a try. Why don’t you admit you’re a bullshitting idiot? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 30, 2022 Report Share Posted May 30, 2022 2 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Why would I ask her that you daft Fenian cuddler? DC I’m in Machu Picchu at the moment. It’s a bit run down and the khazi stinks tbh, but the view is spectacular. I can see the CN tower and even the penguins on Ayers Rock from up here. Wish you were here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 30, 2022 Report Share Posted May 30, 2022 1 minute ago, Ape™️ said: Ok. Let’s give it a try. Why don’t you admit you’re a bullshitting idiot? Good evening Ape. How’s it going? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted May 30, 2022 Report Share Posted May 30, 2022 8 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: Ok. Let’s give it a try. Why don’t you admit you’re a bullshitting idiot? Pathetic…fuck me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted May 30, 2022 Report Share Posted May 30, 2022 7 minutes ago, King Billy said: DC I’m in Machu Picchu at the moment. It’s a bit run down and the khazi stinks tbh, but the view is spectacular. I can see the CN tower and even the penguins on Ayers Rock from up here. Wish you were here. I stayed in an imaginary Hilton all inclusive there once, after I successfully sued the police for wrongful arrest. Lovely spot. What did you make of Eric raping that dead Antarctic polar bear last week? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted May 30, 2022 Report Share Posted May 30, 2022 2 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: I stayed in an imaginary Hilton all inclusive there once, after I successfully sued the police for wrongful arrest. Lovely spot. What did you make of Eric raping that dead Antarctic polar bear last week? This is either an incredibly clever trap or a disgusting lapse in zoological knowledge. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted May 30, 2022 Report Share Posted May 30, 2022 2 minutes ago, Decimus said: This is either an incredibly clever trap or a disgusting lapse in zoological knowledge. Not to mention ‘geographical.’ It’s a ‘Billy’ thang. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted May 30, 2022 Report Share Posted May 30, 2022 22 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Pathetic…fuck me. You certainly are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted May 30, 2022 Report Share Posted May 30, 2022 Just now, Ape™️ said: You certainly are. C’mon Ape…raise your fucking game son. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 30, 2022 Report Share Posted May 30, 2022 21 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: I stayed in an imaginary Hilton all inclusive there once, after I successfully sued the police for wrongful arrest. Lovely spot. What did you make of Eric raping that dead Antarctic polar bear last week? I made the whole thing up. Never been there. I occasionally pop down to the plane station and get a day return to the African countryside so I can kick hyenas in the head. But I've never been to any of the four magnetic poles. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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