Guest Williewhoopassjohnson2 Posted June 17, 2022 Report Share Posted June 17, 2022 You must have to have a lobotomy to watch this shite I swear it's the TV equivalent of giving Harvey price a taking part gold medal in the 50 metres sprint at school sports day . I know a lad who's in jail for 15 / 20 years and I still think his future cv will give him better employment opportunities than ten days on this program . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted June 18, 2022 Report Share Posted June 18, 2022 11 hours ago, Williewhoopassjohnson2 said: You must have to have a lobotomy to watch this shite I swear it's the TV equivalent of giving Harvey price a taking part gold medal in the 50 metres sprint at school sports day . I know a lad who's in jail for 15 / 20 years and I still think his future cv will give him better employment opportunities than ten days on this program . You watch it regularly don't you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 18, 2022 Report Share Posted June 18, 2022 15 hours ago, Williewhoopassjohnson2 said: You must have to have a lobotomy to watch this shite I swear it's the TV equivalent of giving Harvey price a taking part gold medal in the 50 metres sprint at school sports day . I know a lad who's in jail for 15 / 20 years and I still think his future cv will give him better employment opportunities than ten days on this program . Apparently they're all employed as 'personal trainers' and 'influencers'. I can remember when those who 'trained' and 'influenced' others tended to have superior intellects and skill sets. Not no fucking more. Welcome to the Idiocracy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted June 18, 2022 Report Share Posted June 18, 2022 sweaty armpit sniffers most of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted June 18, 2022 Report Share Posted June 18, 2022 7 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Apparently they're all employed as 'personal trainers' and 'influencers'. I can remember when those who 'trained' and 'influenced' others tended to have superior intellects and skill sets. Not no fucking more. Welcome to the Idiocracy. It's got electrolytes. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted June 18, 2022 Report Share Posted June 18, 2022 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Apparently they're all employed as 'personal trainers' and 'influencers'. I can remember when those who 'trained' and 'influenced' others tended to have superior intellects and skill sets. Not no fucking more. Welcome to the Idiocracy. There's a market for it in this post-colonial world of diversity and universal respect. An inability to perform tasks more complex than basic personal hygiene should not bar anyone from identifying as whatever they want. They are living their own truth and haters should all be cancelled; infomed opinions are dangerous and scare young people. Just imagine the cunts, further down the food chain, who actually do look up to these role models. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted June 18, 2022 Report Share Posted June 18, 2022 13 minutes ago, Hammer of Cunts said: Just imagine the cunts, further down the food chain, who actually do look up to these role models. That would be most of the population under 25 years of age. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 18, 2022 Report Share Posted June 18, 2022 50 minutes ago, Hammer of Cunts said: There's a market for it in this post-colonial world of diversity and universal respect. An inability to perform tasks more complex than basic personal hygiene should not bar anyone from identifying as whatever they want. They are living their own truth and haters should all be cancelled; infomed opinions are dangerous and scare young people. Just imagine the cunts, further down the food chain, who actually do look up to these role models. That's the problem. As far as the food chain is concerned, it seems that the bottom of the barrel reaches almost to the top. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 18, 2022 Report Share Posted June 18, 2022 I saw the preview of the little tartlets and meat heads taking part and one cunt lifted his shirt to show everyone his six pack. That's the level TV has descended to. I could have kicked this cunt, as Eric Cartman said, "In the balls. Square in the balls". Added to this, there is a memorial event for snooze button pusher, Caroline Slack headlined by none other than general cunt and ropey musician Olly Murs. I fucking despair I really do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 18, 2022 Report Share Posted June 18, 2022 38 minutes ago, cunt said: That would be most of the population under 25 years of age. I would go higher. Pretty much everyone born after 1990 is a media nurtured drone with virtually no hard-wired basic human instinct, and personalities that would make a tardigrade seem flamboyant. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted June 18, 2022 Report Share Posted June 18, 2022 4 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I would go higher. Pretty much everyone born after 1990 is a media nurtured drone with virtually no hard-wired basic human instinct, and personalities that would make a tardigrade seem flamboyant. Sometimes I feel like the last original Nokia 3310 to roll off the production line. Its a strange feeling to have when you find yourself identifying more with people twenty years your senior. Luckily the social media worms never got into my brain as I was too poor to have a home internet connection until my twenties and had already developed a healthy hatred for the drone cunts always walking about with a smart phone glued to their faces at that point. If I want to know what some cunt is doing, I'll visit them. Not look up their blatant my-life-is-so-fucking-perfect ego wank lies on Fruitbook. Aside from coming on here to bask in the bitter rantings of unrepentant cunts the internet is just a tool for porn, nicking telly and music that I want, and buying cheap stuff. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted June 18, 2022 Report Share Posted June 18, 2022 15 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I would go higher. Pretty much everyone born after 1990 is a media nurtured drone with virtually no hard-wired basic human instinct, and personalities that would make a tardigrade seem flamboyant. They also don't seem able to talk; interesting or regional accents (and even RP) are disappearing in favour of jafaikan patois and a kind of machine-readable drone, where the cadences bear no relation to the content. The only exception is the tired anapaest employed to enumerate the failures of others. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted June 18, 2022 Report Share Posted June 18, 2022 6 minutes ago, Roadkill said: the internet is just a tool for porn ...and finance, wanking and banking. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 18, 2022 Report Share Posted June 18, 2022 2 minutes ago, Hammer of Cunts said: anapaest Well, there's a word I never expected to encounter on the Corner. Ironically, "anapaest" is itself an anapaest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted June 18, 2022 Report Share Posted June 18, 2022 Just now, Cuntybaws said: Well, there's a word I never expected to encounter on the Corner. Ironically, "anapaest" is itself an anapaest. I think he just missed the "L" button myself. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted June 18, 2022 Report Share Posted June 18, 2022 27 minutes ago, Roadkill said: I think he just missed the "L" button myself. I'm sure that any member here, to whom the resulting word would apply, speaks in the well modulated tones of the classically educated gentleman, And regularly attends mass. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 18, 2022 Report Share Posted June 18, 2022 59 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Well, there's a word I never expected to encounter on the Corner. Ironically, "anapaest" is itself an anapaest. Which is why I don't use it. (pretends to know what it means) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 18, 2022 Report Share Posted June 18, 2022 1 hour ago, Roadkill said: Sometimes I feel like the last original Nokia 3310 to roll off the production line. Its a strange feeling to have when you find yourself identifying more with people twenty years your senior. Luckily the social media worms never got into my brain as I was too poor to have a home internet connection until my twenties and had already developed a healthy hatred for the drone cunts always walking about with a smart phone glued to their faces at that point. If I want to know what some cunt is doing, I'll visit them. Not look up their blatant my-life-is-so-fucking-perfect ego wank lies on Fruitbook. Aside from coming on here to bask in the bitter rantings of unrepentant cunts the internet is just a tool for porn, nicking telly and music that I want, and buying cheap stuff. I got my old 3310 out of the drawer after 7 or so years recently, to use as a spare to take out and not worry about.(dope buy phone). It charged up within an hour, gets a better signal than an iPhone, doesn't need charging again for a week and 'Snake' still works. It never got better than that for mobile phones. Progress can fuck off. A smartphone is a pocket computer with a telephone facility as an accessory. A Nokia 3310 was just a phone that worked, didn't fuck up anything and couldn't be monitored by @Cuntybaws if you switched it off. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted June 18, 2022 Report Share Posted June 18, 2022 Anyone who watches this dribbling dumbed-down colostomy bag...should seek an immediate lobotomy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 18, 2022 Report Share Posted June 18, 2022 1 hour ago, Hammer of Cunts said: They also don't seem able to talk; interesting or regional accents (and even RP) are disappearing in favour of jafaikan patois and a kind of machine-readable drone, where the cadences bear no relation to the content. The only exception is the tired anapaest employed to enumerate the failures of others. "Ya nah wot aah mean"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted June 18, 2022 Report Share Posted June 18, 2022 59 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: pretends to know what it means Think Jo Brand on valium. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 18, 2022 Report Share Posted June 18, 2022 1 hour ago, Jake The Muss said: Anyone who watches this dribbling dumbed-down colostomy bag...should seek an immediate lobotomy. I think it's a good idea to watch an episode of this kind of wank. Just to realise how fucking sane we are for hating said kind of wank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Parabolic Cunting Posted June 18, 2022 Report Share Posted June 18, 2022 6 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Apparently they're all employed as 'personal trainers' and 'influencers'. I can remember when those who 'trained' and 'influenced' others tended to have superior intellects and skill sets. Not no fucking more. Welcome to the Idiocracy. Oooo, someone's a Judge fan. Nice! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Parabolic Cunting Posted June 18, 2022 Report Share Posted June 18, 2022 21 hours ago, Williewhoopassjohnson2 said: You must have to have a lobotomy to watch this shite I swear it's the TV equivalent of giving Harvey price a taking part gold medal in the 50 metres sprint at school sports day . I know a lad who's in jail for 15 / 20 years and I still think his future cv will give him better employment opportunities than ten days on this program . I have some career advice for you. Become Harvey Price's carer and you can enjoy the company of an intellectual equal whilst fishing fluff from one another's belly button. If 15/20 is accurate, the 'lad' you know reflects the general intelligence level of the people you associate with. Rapists / murderers / paedos. Crank fucking retoid. Kill yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted June 18, 2022 Report Share Posted June 18, 2022 5 hours ago, cunt said: That would be most of the population under 25 years of age. "45" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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