Eric Cuntman Posted June 18, 2022 Report Share Posted June 18, 2022 1 hour ago, Parabolic Cunting said: Oooo, someone's a Judge fan. Nice! You need TP for your bunghole? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Parabolic Cunting Posted June 18, 2022 Report Share Posted June 18, 2022 57 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: You need TP for your bunghole? I would hate for my bungholio to get polio Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 18, 2022 Report Share Posted June 18, 2022 45 minutes ago, Parabolic Cunting said: I would hate for my bungholio to get polio Have you tried the curly-fries.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted June 18, 2022 Report Share Posted June 18, 2022 I watched about 20 minutes of this televisual feast a couple of years ago. It consisted of some vacuous young birds flashing their tits about (which admittedly I would like to put my winkle between) and talking endlessly about feeeeeee-lings. Of course it was all about THEIR feeeee-lings, other cunt’s feeeee-lings don’t count. Fuck them, it’s all about ME. As others have said they make a lot of dosh from being “influencers” on soshul meeja. I’m not really sure how that works but it sounds very fleeting to me, there are always younger birds with better tits coming behind you. Twenty minutes was enough for me……all very depressing. I’d rather not know about shit like this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted June 18, 2022 Report Share Posted June 18, 2022 3 hours ago, Parabolic Cunting said: I have some career advice for you. Become Harvey Price's carer and you can enjoy the company of an intellectual equal whilst fishing fluff from one another's belly button. If 15/20 is accurate, the 'lad' you know reflects the general intelligence level of the people you associate with. Rapists / murderers / paedos. Crank fucking retoid. Kill yourself. While I have no beef with Willie-wj, this is an excellent, belligerent post worthy of a like (and response). Perhaps the only evident detail missing is the general whiff of ALDI perfume and Billingsgate Fish Market closing down at 2.30-3pm during a summer heatwave any carer would experience at some point or another. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted June 18, 2022 Report Share Posted June 18, 2022 4 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: I think it's a good idea to watch an episode of this kind of wank. Just to realise how fucking sane we are for hating said kind of wank. You watch an episode Gypsy old gal and then let me know how long it took for your eyes to bleed. Five minutes tops i reckon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Williewhoopassjohnson2 Posted June 19, 2022 Report Share Posted June 19, 2022 15 hours ago, Penelope Alive said: You watch it regularly don't you? My Mrs does unfortunately, she calls it escapism but I'd say it's more likely undiagnosed downs syndrome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Williewhoopassjohnson2 Posted June 19, 2022 Report Share Posted June 19, 2022 12 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Apparently they're all employed as 'personal trainers' and 'influencers'. I can remember when those who 'trained' and 'influenced' others tended to have superior intellects and skill sets. Not no fucking more. Welcome to the Idiocracy. I've said it before and will say it again , it's culturally dumbing us down as a nation , basically showing kids you can achieve millions in the bank with no effort required , we would be fucked if there was another war and these lot got drafted and tried to upload it to tiktok Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Williewhoopassjohnson2 Posted June 19, 2022 Report Share Posted June 19, 2022 10 hours ago, Hammer of Cunts said: There's a market for it in this post-colonial world of diversity and universal respect. An inability to perform tasks more complex than basic personal hygiene should not bar anyone from identifying as whatever they want. They are living their own truth and haters should all be cancelled; infomed opinions are dangerous and scare young people. Just imagine the cunts, further down the food chain, who actually do look up to these role models. Terrifying prospect ain't it , the future generations are fucked I swear Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted June 19, 2022 Report Share Posted June 19, 2022 7 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I got my old 3310 out of the drawer after 7 or so years recently, to use as a spare to take out and not worry about.(dope buy phone). It charged up within an hour, gets a better signal than an iPhone, doesn't need charging again for a week and 'Snake' still works. It never got better than that for mobile phones. Progress can fuck off. A smartphone is a pocket computer with a telephone facility as an accessory. A Nokia 3310 was just a phone that worked, didn't fuck up anything and couldn't be monitored by @Cuntybaws if you switched it off. Every cunt has a 3310 in a drawer somewhere. Sadly mine is bricked due to it simply outliving its own charger. All that eco-wanker shite about them finding microplastics in Antartica - give it a hundred years and they'll be finding working 3310's there, washed up on the shores after being dropped off cruise ships in the early 2000's. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Williewhoopassjohnson2 Posted June 19, 2022 Report Share Posted June 19, 2022 6 hours ago, Parabolic Cunting said: I have some career advice for you. Become Harvey Price's carer and you can enjoy the company of an intellectual equal whilst fishing fluff from one another's belly button. If 15/20 is accurate, the 'lad' you know reflects the general intelligence level of the people you associate with. Rapists / murderers / paedos. Crank fucking retoid. Kill yourself. Firstly I agree with your point , the lads a fucking idiot and deserves to be exactly where he is as he is responsible for fucking up his own life , do the crime do the time I think. Secondly, your mums got athletes foot . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted June 19, 2022 Report Share Posted June 19, 2022 4 minutes ago, Williewhoopassjohnson2 said: Firstly I agree with your point , the lads a fucking idiot and deserves to be exactly where he is as he is responsible for fucking up his own life , do the crime do the time I think. Secondly, your mums got athletes foot . Mediocre. Haway man, Harvey Price's belly button fluff! That's worse than shitting in your bed and leaving a Polaroid picture sticking out of it of him smiling and giving you two thumbs up during the deed! Where's your fucking rage? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Parabolic Cunting Posted June 19, 2022 Report Share Posted June 19, 2022 1 hour ago, Williewhoopassjohnson2 said: Firstly I agree with your point , the lads a fucking idiot and deserves to be exactly where he is as he is responsible for fucking up his own life , do the crime do the time I think. Secondly, your mums got athletes foot . I am going to start smoking in order to put cigarettes out on your face. Fucking jellyfish cunt. Welcome. *Tips hat* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted June 19, 2022 Report Share Posted June 19, 2022 6 hours ago, Williewhoopassjohnson2 said: My Mrs does unfortunately, she calls it escapism but I'd say it's more likely undiagnosed downs syndrome That is good to know .. keep up the good work! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted June 19, 2022 Report Share Posted June 19, 2022 20 hours ago, Hammer of Cunts said: They also don't seem able to talk; interesting or regional accents (and even RP) are disappearing in favour of jafaikan patois and a kind of machine-readable drone, where the cadences bear no relation to the content. The only exception is the tired anapaest employed to enumerate the failures of others. Bend, what the fuck is happening here? Where did you find these words, and how on earth did you manage to construct that last sentence? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted June 19, 2022 Report Share Posted June 19, 2022 11 minutes ago, Frank said: Bend, what the fuck is happening here? Where did you find these words, and how on earth did you manage to construct that last sentence? Did you just see the word "Hammer" in the username and automatically connect it to Fender? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 19, 2022 Report Share Posted June 19, 2022 14 hours ago, judgetwi said: I watched about 20 minutes of this televisual feast a couple of years ago. It consisted of some vacuous young birds flashing their tits about (which admittedly I would like to put my winkle between) and talking endlessly about feeeeeee-lings. Of course it was all about THEIR feeeee-lings, other cunt’s feeeee-lings don’t count. Fuck them, it’s all about ME. As others have said they make a lot of dosh from being “influencers” on soshul meeja. I’m not really sure how that works but it sounds very fleeting to me, there are always younger birds with better tits coming behind you. Twenty minutes was enough for me……all very depressing. I’d rather not know about shit like this. Twenty minutes was enough for me Is that how long before you reached your vinegar strokes, while imagining your "winkle" between the little tarts tits, Jewdy? You dirty old reprobate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted June 19, 2022 Report Share Posted June 19, 2022 7 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Did you just see the word "Hammer" in the username and automatically connect it to Fender? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted June 19, 2022 Report Share Posted June 19, 2022 25 minutes ago, Frank said: Bend, what the fuck is happening here? Where did you find these words, and how on earth did you manage to construct that last sentence? I used words and grammar. Bend? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted June 19, 2022 Report Share Posted June 19, 2022 9 minutes ago, Hammer of Cunts said: I used words and grammar. Bend? I mistook you for a fellow member.. a good friend. Apologies. For a newcomer your post-to-like ratio is probably the worst I've ever seen. I don't mean to be flippant, but you might benefit from loosening up a little. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted June 19, 2022 Report Share Posted June 19, 2022 50 minutes ago, Frank said: I mistook you for a fellow member.. a good friend. Apologies. For a newcomer your post-to-like ratio is probably the worst I've ever seen. I don't mean to be flippant, but you might benefit from loosening up a little. Have you thought of fucking off? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted June 19, 2022 Report Share Posted June 19, 2022 2 hours ago, Frank said: Bend, what the fuck is happening here? Where did you find these words, and how on earth did you manage to construct that last sentence? Nothing to do with me Frankie, just a pretender to the hammer throne but i like it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 19, 2022 Report Share Posted June 19, 2022 2 hours ago, Frank said: I mistook you for a fellow member.. a good friend. Apologies. For a newcomer your post-to-like ratio is probably the worst I've ever seen. I don't mean to be flippant, but you might benefit from loosening up a little. Bill Stickers is stood next to Alfie Noakes and Applescruff on the 'about to be deleted' plank. Do you think he'll ever return? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted June 19, 2022 Report Share Posted June 19, 2022 3 hours ago, Hammer of Cunts said: Have you thought of fucking off? I was politely asking why you insist on using words that send the vast majority of the board in a spin. This is a cheap and cheerful forum for cunts, not Countdown. You’re coming across like some dead-eyed spotty little English undergraduate with a penchant for semicolons. Drop it or you’ll be gone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted June 19, 2022 Report Share Posted June 19, 2022 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Bill Stickers is stood next to Alfie Noakes and Applescruff on the 'about to be deleted' plank. Do you think he'll ever return? Alf’s reaction to me accusing him of plagiarising an Indian dish was one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen on here. I miss him. Bill Stickers stole my act, and like Decimus, was far better at it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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