Jake The Muss Posted July 30, 2022 Report Share Posted July 30, 2022 Cannibalism was a recent topic in an article from the New York Times...oh dear, can't we at least get used to eating tarantulas first, i think this is a very dangerous game, would if you eat someone who was a genetic retard. Would that effect you in the long term ? Where's Charlton Heston when you need him. https://www.nytimes.com/2022/07/23/style/cannibalism-tv-shows-movies-books.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 30, 2022 Report Share Posted July 30, 2022 This will be the latest thing that the British police turn a blind eye to in the name of multiculturalism. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted July 30, 2022 Report Share Posted July 30, 2022 @Old Chap Raasclaat. I’ve just got off the train in Liverpool. Gay pride…I had no idea. I’m surrounded by half-dressed homorectumals and vadgitarians banging drums. I’m wearing a pale pink Aquasctum polo shirt and Bass Weejuns, the soles of which are unsuited to pavements full of oddly gelatinous shit. I’m sliding everywhere. Any advice? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted July 30, 2022 Report Share Posted July 30, 2022 8 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: @Old Chap Raasclaat. I’ve just got off the train in Liverpool. Gay pride…I had no idea. I’m surrounded by half-dressed homorectumals and vadgitarians banging drums. I’m wearing a pale pink Aquasctum polo shirt and Bass Weejuns, the soles of which are unsuited to pavements full of oddly gelatinous shit. I’m sliding everywhere. Any advice? Yeah,don't swallow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 30, 2022 Report Share Posted July 30, 2022 25 minutes ago, Neil said: Yeah,don't swallow A pint of 'London Pride' has a totally different meaning these days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted July 30, 2022 Report Share Posted July 30, 2022 41 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: @Old Chap Raasclaat. I’ve just got off the train in Liverpool. Gay pride…I had no idea. I’m surrounded by half-dressed homorectumals and vadgitarians banging drums. I’m wearing a pale pink Aquasctum polo shirt and Bass Weejuns, the soles of which are unsuited to pavements full of oddly gelatinous shit. I’m sliding everywhere. Any advice? Don't drop anything, or at the very least, don't fucking bend over to pick it up. Unless you happen to drop one of your two claw hammers that you were about to use on anyone displaying a rainbow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 30, 2022 Report Share Posted July 30, 2022 A Fender thread that took 6 posts to get around to claw hammers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted July 30, 2022 Report Share Posted July 30, 2022 39 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: A Fender thread that took 6 posts to get around to claw hammers. A fine time for the Cuntman to get his arse up here, tooled up. An M60 at the end of Church St? I’ll get the ale in. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 30, 2022 Report Share Posted July 30, 2022 45 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: A fine time for the Cuntman to get his arse up here, tooled up. An M60 at the end of Church St? I’ll get the ale in. "We're sorry we couldn't bring you tonight's scheduled episode of 'Bastard Squad', but at least we got the mad coon with the gun eh?.." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 31, 2022 Report Share Posted July 31, 2022 On 30/07/2022 at 12:59, Eric Cuntman said: This will be the latest thing that the British police turn a blind eye to in the name of multiculturalism. Why do cannibals not eat clowns? They taste funny. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 31, 2022 Report Share Posted July 31, 2022 28 minutes ago, King Billy said: Why do cannibals not eat clowns? They taste funny. A version of what was voted by an international panel of comedians, as the funniest joke ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted August 2, 2022 Author Report Share Posted August 2, 2022 On 30/07/2022 at 12:59, Eric Cuntman said: This will be the latest thing that the British police turn a blind eye to in the name of multiculturalism. Maybe they have been doing that for a while Eric, i remember some stories floating around about Savile eating human flesh...i wouldn't put anything past that sick fucking cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted August 2, 2022 Report Share Posted August 2, 2022 7 minutes ago, Jake The Muss said: Maybe they have been doing that for a while Eric, i remember some stories floating around about Savile eating human flesh...i wouldn't put anything past that sick fucking cunt. I think he found necrophilia dead boring Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 2, 2022 Report Share Posted August 2, 2022 49 minutes ago, Jake The Muss said: Maybe they have been doing that for a while Eric, i remember some stories floating around about Savile eating human flesh...i wouldn't put anything past that sick fucking cunt. He was probably muff diving a dead toddler and a flap fell off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 2, 2022 Report Share Posted August 2, 2022 4 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: He was probably muff diving a dead toddler and a flap fell off. Now then now then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 2, 2022 Report Share Posted August 2, 2022 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: He was probably muff diving a dead toddler and a flap fell off. Ive been a muff diver for many a year I spent all my money on muff diving gear The goggles, the snorkel, the muff diving tank When I’m not out muff diving I’m in the wardrobe having a wank. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 2, 2022 Report Share Posted August 2, 2022 1 minute ago, King Billy said: Ive been a muff diver for many a year I spent all my money on muff diving gear The goggles, the snorkel, the muff diving tank When I’m not out muff diving I’m in the wardrobe having a wank. That's genuinely spooky. I had a friend who people suspected was into swinging and cuck shit. The running joke, started by his brother, was that his missus fucked strangers in their bed while he hid in the wardrobe wanking himself off wearing diving goggles and wellies. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 2, 2022 Report Share Posted August 2, 2022 16 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: That's genuinely spooky. I had a friend who people suspected was into swinging and cuck shit. The running joke, started by his brother, was that his missus fucked strangers in their bed while he hid in the wardrobe wanking himself off wearing diving goggles and wellies. Have you watched ‘Sex lives of the Potato Men’ with Johnny Vegas and McKenzie Crook Eric? Fucking quality. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted August 2, 2022 Report Share Posted August 2, 2022 32 minutes ago, King Billy said: When I’m not out muff diving I’m in the wardrobe having a wank. You say wardrobe, I say closet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted August 2, 2022 Report Share Posted August 2, 2022 29 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: That's genuinely spooky. I had a friend who people suspected was into swinging and cuck shit. The running joke, started by his brother, was that his missus fucked strangers in their bed while he hid in the wardrobe wanking himself off wearing diving goggles and wellies. 'a friend'? Yes, of course you did. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 2, 2022 Report Share Posted August 2, 2022 14 minutes ago, King Billy said: Have you watched ‘Sex lives of the Potato Men’ with Johnny Vegas and McKenzie Crook Eric? Fucking quality. Of course. "I wish I could unscrew me cock, then I could get it sucked at both ends." i got the DVD for 99p. Was it nominated for any academy awards? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted August 2, 2022 Author Report Share Posted August 2, 2022 48 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: He was probably muff diving a dead toddler and a flap fell off. That's some sick shit Eric, got anymore ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 2, 2022 Report Share Posted August 2, 2022 30 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Of course. "I wish I could unscrew me cock, then I could get it sucked at both ends." i got the DVD for 99p. Was it nominated for any academy awards? ‘Stand on a chair Nan. Put it in your mouth Nan. This family’s been very good to you Ferris’ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 2, 2022 Report Share Posted August 2, 2022 22 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: “I wish I could unscrew me cock, then I could get it sucked at both ends." “I was hoping for something that smells more like a proper fanny. What would you recommend mate?” ”Try a real fucking fanny then” ”Right you are then. Thanks ever so much. Ta ra now.” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Parabolic Cunting Posted August 2, 2022 Report Share Posted August 2, 2022 On 30/07/2022 at 12:50, Jake The Muss said: Cannibalism was a recent topic in an article from the New York Times...oh dear, can't we at least get used to eating tarantulas first, i think this is a very dangerous game, would if you eat someone who was a genetic retard. Would that effect you in the long term ? Where's Charlton Heston when you need him. https://www.nytimes.com/2022/07/23/style/cannibalism-tv-shows-movies-books.html NY Times articles in recent years suggest they have been taken over by cum guzzling sycophantic artsy scum who'd love it if we were all taking bites out of one another's limbs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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