Old Chap Raasclaat Posted December 12, 2022 Report Share Posted December 12, 2022 Turkey... Overpriced, overrated, coarse, dry shitty meat that only tastes decent when cooked with a kilo of butter. Turkey... Oversized, overrated, coarse, dry, shithole of a country, that only has decent Kebabs and beaches. My advice, buy a high quality chicken or two and/or go to Greece instead. Fuck off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted December 12, 2022 Report Share Posted December 12, 2022 (edited) 14 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Turkey... Overpriced, overrated, coarse, dry shitty meat that only tastes decent when cooked with a kilo of butter. Turkey... Oversized, overrated, coarse, dry, shithole of a country, that only has decent Kebabs and beaches. My advice, buy a high quality chicken or two and/or go to Greece instead. Fuck off. Goose, ready stuffed and basted? Edited December 12, 2022 by Witheredscrote Order now: Withers Greylag Jizzy Sizzlers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted December 12, 2022 Author Report Share Posted December 12, 2022 2 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Goose, ready stuffed and basted? Lovely, plenty of rendered fat for the roast potatoes. Not one of your poor Geese though, for obvious reasons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 12, 2022 Report Share Posted December 12, 2022 22 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Turkey... Overpriced, overrated, coarse, dry shitty meat that only tastes decent when cooked with a kilo of butter. Turkey... Oversized, overrated, coarse, dry, shithole of a country, that only has decent Kebabs and beaches. My advice, buy a high quality chicken or two and/or go to Greece instead. Fuck off. I always get a chicken. Totally agree. Sucks the moisture out of your body as soon as you start chewing. Most cunts would prefer a plate of pigs in blankets anyway. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 12, 2022 Report Share Posted December 12, 2022 7 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Lovely, plenty of rendered fat for the roast potatoes. Not one of your poor Geese though, for obvious reasons. Some of his geese have the serrated edges of their beaks filed smooth. Those are the blowjob geese. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 12, 2022 Report Share Posted December 12, 2022 My family eat goose for christmas. Easy to get as well: local park, a slice of mother's pride, club hammer and a sack. Luvverly jubbly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted December 12, 2022 Report Share Posted December 12, 2022 2 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: My family eat goose for christmas. Easy to get as well: local park, a slice of mother's pride, club hammer and a sack. Luvverly jubbly. Aren't the canada geese a bit tough? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 12, 2022 Report Share Posted December 12, 2022 3 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: My family eat goose for christmas. Easy to get as well: local park, a slice of mother's pride, club hammer and a sack. Luvverly jubbly. Allow me to speak for @The Earl of Punkape… ’I shall be having a rather nice four bird roast from Fortnum & Mason. I expect your family will be enjoying something similar in their chosen lay-by… a dead badger with a couple of hedgehogs up it’s arse perhaps.. Lol lol fuck off’ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 12, 2022 Report Share Posted December 12, 2022 6 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said: Aren't the canada geese a bit tough? Only the ones who work as lumberjacks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 12, 2022 Report Share Posted December 12, 2022 24 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Allow me to speak for @The Earl of Punkape… ’I shall be having a rather nice four bird roast from Fortnum & Mason. I expect your family will be enjoying something similar in their chosen lay-by… a dead badger with a couple of hedgehogs up it’s arse perhaps.. Lol lol fuck off’ Ah yes. I remember it well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted December 13, 2022 Author Report Share Posted December 13, 2022 8 hours ago, Penny Farthing said: Aren't the canada geese a bit tough? Pen, do you support the RMT strike? They've targeted the poor Christmas commuter wankers, I don't care about them... Should have bought a car instead, it's generally cheaper, I mean, what kind of cunt relies on the rail network anyways. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arnold Posted December 13, 2022 Report Share Posted December 13, 2022 10 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Pen, do you support the RMT strike? They've targeted the poor Christmas commuter wankers, I don't care about them... Should have bought a car instead, it's generally cheaper, I mean, what kind of cunt relies on the rail network anyways. You're spending an inordinate amount of time on here of late, Old Chap. Are you not getting enough leg over? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted December 13, 2022 Author Report Share Posted December 13, 2022 15 minutes ago, Arnold said: You're spending an inordinate amount of time on here of late, Old Chap. Are you not getting enough leg over? It's the season of goodwill Arnold, I'm doing my bit, spreading joy to Great Britain and beyond... Raas never has any shortage of leg over, don't worry about that old chap. Why are you on here this time of the morning? No leg over for you today? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted December 13, 2022 Report Share Posted December 13, 2022 35 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Pen, do you support the RMT strike? They've targeted the poor Christmas commuter wankers, I don't care about them... Should have bought a car instead, it's generally cheaper, I mean, what kind of cunt relies on the rail network anyways. Don't much about the background of Mick Lynch .. he looks to be another Bob Crow who I disliked . he had another agenda not related to the industry and and was a rabble rowserI suspect Lynch is much the same. My opinion is not important but it is worth looking at the type of people who have been targetted and recruited into the roles of drivers and what were guards .. generally lower middle class clerical types the conductors/train managers are the type that once would have been a store manager or 9 to 5 officer worker. Also some of the new order have defected from jobs in the NHS and there are also a few former GP and teachers who are now train drivers all people who are plitically aware. The interesting thing is the old retired cunts like myself who have discounted price passes with "protected status" are looked on with aw and respect by this new order of staff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arnold Posted December 13, 2022 Report Share Posted December 13, 2022 2 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: It's the season of goodwill Arnold, I'm doing my bit, spreading joy to Great Britain and beyond... Raas never has any shortage of leg over, don't worry about that old chap. Why are you on here this time of the morning? No leg over for you today? Shat the bed. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted December 13, 2022 Report Share Posted December 13, 2022 A fairly simple question for Lynch to answer, but there is the same issue by both sides .. the transport secretary was asked to answer a very simple question about driver only trains but rather than answer the direct question he waffled on about there having been some driver only trains since the 1980s. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-63954617 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted December 13, 2022 Author Report Share Posted December 13, 2022 1 hour ago, Arnold said: Shat the bed. That's a sign of old age, I've been doing it more and more recently. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted December 13, 2022 Report Share Posted December 13, 2022 43 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: That's a sign of old age, I've been doing it more and more recently. I'm concerned Chappie, maybe it's bowel cancer (with any luck)🤢 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted December 13, 2022 Report Share Posted December 13, 2022 13 hours ago, Penny Farthing said: Aren't the canada geese a bit tough? Surely any goose that's worth it's salt would've flown south by now (and I don't mean fuckin' Croydon) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted December 13, 2022 Author Report Share Posted December 13, 2022 1 hour ago, cunt said: I'm concerned Chappie, maybe it's bowel cancer (with any luck)🤢 You vile cunt, trust you to pop up and offer a 'shitting the bed' diagnosis, do you ever comment on anything non shit related? reported. Lol 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted December 13, 2022 Report Share Posted December 13, 2022 8 hours ago, Arnold said: You're spending an inordinate amount of time on here of late, Old Chap. Are you not getting enough leg over? I suspect he's a postman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted December 13, 2022 Report Share Posted December 13, 2022 3 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: do you ever comment on anything non shit related? Do you ever post anything that isn't shit related? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted December 13, 2022 Author Report Share Posted December 13, 2022 1 hour ago, cunt said: Do you ever post anything that isn't shit related? Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 13, 2022 Report Share Posted December 13, 2022 23 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: Goose, ready stuffed and basted? Jesus Christ. Your poor flock must be praying for Christmas and a hope of being put out of their misery. Death for the unfortunate cunts would be preferable to a nightly buggering at your hands. Do you invite the neighbours over for some goose swapping? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted December 13, 2022 Author Report Share Posted December 13, 2022 5 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: I suspect he's a postman. I suspect you're pissed again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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