Jeremy Renner

[scotty]

Ok, so he's a septic and we shouldn't expect too much in the way of intelligence from this twat. But running yourself over with your own snowplough?? For fucksake.

Just as annoying are the BBC headlines, which doggedly refer to "a snowplough accident" without mentioning until far into the small print that it's his own machine, and he was the sole operator. Surely that little snippet of information would have lent the headlines an air of comedy to lighten the traumatic news of yet another thick yank metaphorically shooting himself in the bollocks.

Oh, well. At least, for once, guns weren't involved. 👍👍

[Cunty BigBollox]

as the incident occurred in America / Canada I believe the machinery involved was actually a snowplow. Fuck knows if there's any difference but, to add to my disappointment the cunt has now posted selfie of himself from his hospital bed....,with a pair of fucking spectacles on!!! Hawkeye, my arse, the be-spectacled four-eyed cunt.

[and]

So, the fuckin' idiot got run over by his own snow plough while clearing his drive, according to one report, that begs the question, just how long is his fuckin' drive that it needs a fuckin' plough to clear it?

Then again, he could just be another bullshitting thespian looking for a bit of public sympathy and the resultant publicity, silly cunt!

 

[scotty]

28 minutes ago, cunt said:

Then again, he could just be another bullshitting thespian looking for a bit of public sympathy and the resultant publicity

That's doing it the hard way, to be fair.

[Cunty BigBollox]

4 hours ago, scotty said:

That's doing it the hard way, to be fair.

Exactly, who's going to fuck around buying the right snow plough and then wait an age for there to be enough snow where you can use the thing prior to running yourself over with it?, when you can produce a similar result with a black bin-liner, a length of electric flex and an orange. 

[scotty]

26 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said:

a black bin-liner, a length of electric flex and an orange. 

Stephen Milligan was actually my local MP (Eastleigh.) In hindsight, voting for him may have been a mistake. 🤔😄

[Witheredscrote]

5 hours ago, scotty said:

That's doing it the hard way, to be fair.

I couldn't disagree more. Now if I were to put up a video of myself, ploughing a 25st. black whore, on a fakir bed of nails, for publicity purposes, would you give me credit?

Would you fuck. You would say 'there's Withers being a cunt', to be fair. My arse.

[scotty]

7 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said:

if I were to put up a video of myself, ploughing a 25st. black whore, on a fakir bed of nails, for publicity purposes, would you give me credit?

I most certainly would, when can we expect this video? 👍👍👍

[King Billy]

8 hours ago, scotty said:

Ok, so he's a septic and we shouldn't expect too much in the way of intelligence from this twat. But running yourself over with your own snowplough?? For fucksake.

Just as annoying are the BBC headlines, which doggedly refer to "a snowplough accident" without mentioning until far into the small print that it's his own machine, and he was the sole operator. Surely that little snippet of information would have lent the headlines an air of comedy to lighten the traumatic news of yet another thick yank metaphorically shooting himself in the bollocks.

Oh, well. At least, for once, guns weren't involved. 👍👍

This type of unfortunate accident isn’t as rare as you might think scotty. I recall Brian Harvey (East 17) accomplishing a similar if not even more difficult feat a while back. He managed to run himself over with his own car (BMW E36 M3) while driving it. I do hope they’ve started a trend among ‘celebrities’ as it would save the rest of us the bother of running any of the dopey cunts over.

[King Billy]

58 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said:

if I were to put up a video of myself, ploughing a 25st. black whore, on a fakir bed of nails,

I’ll post it for you Withers, along with the really bad ones too if you like. Did you really think I was going to delete them when you eventually settled your tab and I told you never to come back you filthy monster?

[King Billy]

57 minutes ago, scotty said:

I most certainly would, when can we expect this video? 👍👍👍

I’ll PM the complete collection to you. I wouldn’t have anything to eat before watching them though scotty.

[Cuntybaws]

9 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said:

Hawkeye, my arse, the be-spectacled four-eyed cunt.

Lol

[Cuntybaws]

2 hours ago, King Billy said:

This type of unfortunate accident isn’t as rare as you might think scotty. I recall Brian Harvey (East 17) accomplishing a similar if not even more difficult feat a while back. He managed to run himself over with his own car (BMW E36 M3) while driving it. I do hope they’ve started a trend among ‘celebrities’ as it would save the rest of us the bother of running any of the dopey cunts over.

I'll see you Harvey, and raise you Anton Yelchin. 

[Eric Cuntman]

20 hours ago, Cuntybaws said:

I'll see you Harvey, and raise you Anton Yelchin. 

The wessel is moving backwards Captain!

[scotty]

2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

The wessel is moving backwards Captain!

Just for a few glorious seconds, I bet he wished he'd bought a Fiat Panda instead of the Grand Cherokee. 

[Eric Cuntman]

2 minutes ago, scotty said:

Just for a few glorious seconds, I bet he wished he'd bought a Fiat Panda instead of the Grand Cherokee. 

The last white American to be killed by a native one.

[scotty]

3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

white American

For "white American" read "Russian jew" 😁

[nocti]

I wonder if this halfwit eagle-shagging belmer was eating a tuna jacket potato as well. Fucking idiot.