White Cunt Posted February 1, 2023 Report Share Posted February 1, 2023 Just back from a supermarket, where a female obesoid in a disabled trolley/scooter/cruiser asked her male companion: “So what are we doing for Valentines?”. The monster was huge, at least three and a half feet wide, swamping the machine with her mountain of lard. Imagine the thing wriggling and sweating from excitement, in expectation of some deep tunnelling… How about hiring a crane and lifting the cunt into a ten ton skip, then praying that it can be safely shifted and carted off for disposal. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted February 1, 2023 Report Share Posted February 1, 2023 50 minutes ago, White Cunt said: “So what are we doing for Valentines?” Maybe she could invade Russia. Don't be too harsh, everybody needs love. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 1, 2023 Report Share Posted February 1, 2023 1 hour ago, White Cunt said: Just back from a supermarket, where a female obesoid in a disabled trolley/scooter/cruiser asked her male companion: “So what are we doing for Valentines?”. The monster was huge, at least three and a half feet wide, swamping the machine with her mountain of lard. Imagine the thing wriggling and sweating from excitement, in expectation of some deep tunnelling… How about hiring a crane and lifting the cunt into a ten ton skip, then praying that it can be safely shifted and carted off for disposal. Don't take the piss out of fat people. They have enough on their plates. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted February 2, 2023 Report Share Posted February 2, 2023 6 hours ago, White Cunt said: Just back from a supermarket, where a female obesoid in a disabled trolley/scooter/cruiser asked her male companion: “So what are we doing for Valentines?”. The monster was huge, at least three and a half feet wide, swamping the machine with her mountain of lard. Imagine the thing wriggling and sweating from excitement, in expectation of some deep tunnelling… How about hiring a crane and lifting the cunt into a ten ton skip, then praying that it can be safely shifted and carted off for disposal. Laffin UNREPENTANTFENIANBAZTURDPANZERMURPHYBABY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted February 2, 2023 Report Share Posted February 2, 2023 13 hours ago, White Cunt said: Just back from a supermarket, where a female obesoid in a disabled trolley/scooter/cruiser asked her male companion: “So what are we doing for Valentines?”. The monster was huge, at least three and a half feet wide, swamping the machine with her mountain of lard. Imagine the thing wriggling and sweating from excitement, in expectation of some deep tunnelling… How about hiring a crane and lifting the cunt into a ten ton skip, then praying that it can be safely shifted and carted off for disposal. Did she have big bones? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted February 2, 2023 Report Share Posted February 2, 2023 12 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Don't take the piss out of fat people. They have enough on their plates. You missed out far too much between have and enough. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted February 2, 2023 Report Share Posted February 2, 2023 Cruel, it might be their glands. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted February 2, 2023 Report Share Posted February 2, 2023 16 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Don't take the piss out of fat people. They have enough on their plates. 😋🍲🍰🧁 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 2, 2023 Report Share Posted February 2, 2023 9 hours ago, Penny Farthing said: You missed out far too much between have and enough. Fuck off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 2, 2023 Report Share Posted February 2, 2023 10 hours ago, Penny Farthing said: You missed out far too much between have and enough. Doesn't really work, Pen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted February 2, 2023 Report Share Posted February 2, 2023 11 hours ago, Penny Farthing said: You missed out far too much between have and enough. Jesus Cunting Wept. Please climb into the bath with a toaster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 2, 2023 Report Share Posted February 2, 2023 46 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Jesus Cunting Wept. Please climb into the bath with a toaster. Preferably round at John Haighs gaff (incase the toaster doesn’t do the job properly). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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