Snowy Posted March 29, 2023 Report Share Posted March 29, 2023 On 27/03/2023 at 22:57, Eric Cuntman said: Give him a chance. First night nerves. He’s been getting kicked in the bollocks all day and stuck around. He may find his feet. When @Snowy first joined, we all thought he was a Downs syndrome mollusc. But look at him now… a fucking A-Lister. Nothings changed young Eric, I just know how to spend time away from here and when to come on ,kinda like Frank but I dont do a swan song about it with some shit Rocky repeat song. Here's the deal , anytime I take a hiatus I will from now on in my resurrection post the opening credits to steptoe and son ,I might bag some likes if I further this with the Last of Summer wine straight after it . 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prints Harry Posted March 29, 2023 Report Share Posted March 29, 2023 17 hours ago, Ted Cunterblast said: Take your face for a shit Jake has lost contact with his probation officer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 29, 2023 Report Share Posted March 29, 2023 10 hours ago, Snowy said: I might bag some likes 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ted Cunterblast Posted March 29, 2023 Author Report Share Posted March 29, 2023 1 hour ago, Penny Farthing said: Jake has lost contact with his probation officer. I am not surprised what a Cunt 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 29, 2023 Report Share Posted March 29, 2023 11 hours ago, Snowy said: Nothings changed young Eric, I just know how to spend time away from here and when to come on ,kinda like Frank but I dont do a swan song about it with some shit Rocky repeat song. Here's the deal , anytime I take a hiatus I will from now on in my resurrection post the opening credits to steptoe and son ,I might bag some likes if I further this with the Last of Summer wine straight after it . The photo of yourself and Albert, with Frank pulling the cart along, is your defining moment. Your own ‘Walnut-a-Head’. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted March 29, 2023 Report Share Posted March 29, 2023 5 hours ago, Penny Farthing said: Jake has lost contact with his probation officer. Yeah, it took him three days to saw through the link on those handcuffs with a blunt nail file. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 29, 2023 Report Share Posted March 29, 2023 2 hours ago, Lucy said: Yeah, it took him three days to saw through the link on those handcuffs with a blunt nail file. That would have made Mad Max a very different film. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted March 29, 2023 Report Share Posted March 29, 2023 17 hours ago, Snowy said: Nothings changed young Eric, I just know how to spend time away from here and when to come on ,kinda like Frank but I dont do a swan song about it with some shit Rocky repeat song. Here's the deal , anytime I take a hiatus I will from now on in my resurrection post the opening credits to steptoe and son ,I might bag some likes if I further this with the Last of Summer wine straight after it . Snowy I’ve just been to the flicks in Brunswick Square to see the best film of the year so far.. As Bestas (The Beasts). I want you to watch it and report back to me by the weekend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 29, 2023 Report Share Posted March 29, 2023 19 minutes ago, Frank said: Snowy I’ve just been to the flicks in Brunswick Square to see the best film of the year so far.. As Bestas (The Beasts). I want you to watch it and report back to me by the weekend. He has a permit that allows him to remove as bestas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted March 29, 2023 Report Share Posted March 29, 2023 26 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: He has a permit that allows him to remove as bestas. Fuck off. Idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 29, 2023 Report Share Posted March 29, 2023 6 minutes ago, Frank said: Fuck off. Idiot. Ok. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted March 29, 2023 Report Share Posted March 29, 2023 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: Ok. I’m not known for recommending shit on here willy nilly, Eric. It’s a wonderful film. Don’t cheapen it with your lonely vibes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 29, 2023 Report Share Posted March 29, 2023 9 minutes ago, Frank said: I’m not known for recommending shit on here willy nilly, Eric. It’s a wonderful film. Don’t cheapen it with your lonely vibes. It’s a gallophallic remake of Straw Dogs. But you probably missed that in your haste to appear cosmopolitan. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sue R Pipe Posted March 29, 2023 Report Share Posted March 29, 2023 17 minutes ago, Frank said: I’m not known for recommending shit on here willy nilly, Eric. It’s a wonderful film. Don’t cheapen it with your lonely vibes. 5 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: It’s a gallophallic remake of Straw Dogs. But you probably missed that in your haste to appear cosmopolitan. Watch The Rack Pack, BBC iplayer. Great dramatisation of the Steve Davis/Hurricane Higgins rivalry in the 1980's, snooker loopy era. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 29, 2023 Report Share Posted March 29, 2023 11 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: It’s a gallophallic remake of Straw Dogs. But you probably missed that in your haste to appear cosmopolitan. What a pompous fucking prick he is. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted March 29, 2023 Report Share Posted March 29, 2023 1 hour ago, Frank said: Snowy I’ve just been to the flicks in Brunswick Square to see the best film of the year so far.. As Bestas (The Beasts). I want you to watch it and report back to me by the weekend. Frank what do you think of Dario Argento as a film maker, i love his films, the operatic eruption of violence really gets me going. If you haven't seen it, i reccomend you watch The Stendhal Syndrome, stars his daughter Asia Argento as a policewoman tracking down a rapist and ends up being one of his victims. Dario's skill at directing his own daughter in some torid scenes is simply breathtaking and a treat to the senses. Go and watch it now Cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted March 29, 2023 Report Share Posted March 29, 2023 13 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: It’s a gallophallic remake of Straw Dogs. But you probably missed that in your haste to appear cosmopolitan. Fucking hell. I’m really going to miss Decs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted March 29, 2023 Report Share Posted March 29, 2023 9 minutes ago, Jake The Muss said: Frank what do you think of Dario Argento as a film maker, i love his films, the operatic eruption of violence really gets me going. If you haven't seen it, i reccomend you watch The Stendhal Syndrome, stars his daughter Asia Argento as a policewoman tracking down a rapist and ends up being one of his victims. Dario's skill at directing his own daughter in some torid scenes is simply breathtaking and a treat to the senses. Go and watch it now Cunt. I will, and I’ll report back. Thank you, Bender. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 29, 2023 Report Share Posted March 29, 2023 17 minutes ago, Frank said: Fucking hell. I’m really going to miss Decs. It won’t be reciprocated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 29, 2023 Report Share Posted March 29, 2023 25 minutes ago, Sue R Pipe said: Watch The Rack Pack, BBC iplayer. Great dramatisation of the Steve Davis/Hurricane Higgins rivalry in the 1980's, snooker loopy era. Got it on DVD. ”Jesus, that’s what happens when a carrot fucks a snail.” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sue R Pipe Posted March 29, 2023 Report Share Posted March 29, 2023 39 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Got it on DVD. ”Jesus, that’s what happens when a carrot fucks a snail.” It was good, only thing I thought was a bit too artistic license was at the end, when Alex Higgins came meekly into Barry Hearn's office and begged to join the matchroom stable. As if the hurricane would ask that wide boy double glazing salesman for anything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 29, 2023 Report Share Posted March 29, 2023 Just now, Sue R Pipe said: It was good, only thing I thought was a bit too artistic license was at the end, when Alex Higgins came meekly into Barry Hearn's office and begged to join the matchroom stable. As if the hurricane would ask that wide boy double glazing salesman for anything. I’m guessing that Hearn made that up to boost his own ego. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 29, 2023 Report Share Posted March 29, 2023 1 hour ago, Sue R Pipe said: Watch The Rack Pack, BBC iplayer. Great dramatisation of the Steve Davis/Hurricane Higgins rivalry in the 1980's, snooker loopy era. Very interesting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 29, 2023 Report Share Posted March 29, 2023 17 minutes ago, Sue R Pipe said: It was good, only thing I thought was a bit too artistic license was at the end, when Alex Higgins came meekly into Barry Hearn's office and begged to join the matchroom stable. As if the hurricane would ask that wide boy double glazing salesman for anything. I’ll never forget Alex miscueing on the final black for a maximum break and the white flying off the table, but still getting 10 grand for the highest break of the tournament for 139. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted March 29, 2023 Report Share Posted March 29, 2023 12 minutes ago, King Billy said: I’ll never forget Alex miscueing on the final black for a maximum break and the white flying off the table, but still getting 10 grand for the highest break of the tournament for 139. Against Perrie Mans in ‘78, if I’m not mistaken. Two points for a cannon on a red, double-cushion black ball re-spot and the old ‘bed of rice’ check-side rule. Fabulous! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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