Roadkill Posted April 5, 2023 Report Share Posted April 5, 2023 Just now, King Billy said: They’d probably be very hard to spot underneath your enormous organ. Are you saying @Dyslexic cnut has tiny bollocks? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 5, 2023 Report Share Posted April 5, 2023 24 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: pein/peen, rooves/roofs A claw hammer would have been nasty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 5, 2023 Report Share Posted April 5, 2023 17 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said: A claw hammer would have been nasty. Welders slag hammer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 5, 2023 Report Share Posted April 5, 2023 49 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Are you saying @Dyslexic cnut has tiny bollocks? No. I’m saying the tranny ticket collector freak has an enormous cock. Marty Feldmans mince pies would look like a couple of fresh frogspawn if they were captured in the same photo. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted April 5, 2023 Report Share Posted April 5, 2023 1 minute ago, King Billy said: No. I’m saying the tranny ticket collector freak has an enormous cock. Marty Feldmans mince pies would look like a couple of fresh frogspawn if they were captured in the same photo. So you're saying he has big bollocks? Why are you telling me this, Billy? Tell him - it'll probably brighten his day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 5, 2023 Report Share Posted April 5, 2023 11 minutes ago, Roadkill said: So you're saying he has big bollocks? Why are you telling me this, Billy? Tell him - it'll probably brighten his day. ‘Cow/Far away Dougal’. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 5, 2023 Report Share Posted April 5, 2023 33 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Welders slag hammer. I wish that I had posted that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 5, 2023 Report Share Posted April 5, 2023 19 minutes ago, Roadkill said: So you're saying he has big bollocks? Why are you telling me this, Billy? Tell him - it'll probably brighten his day. I do have a golf ball that I found and I did see a big pheasant cock a couple of weeks ago. TBH I do wonder whether Billy has a cock or balls as he does seem fixated with talking about them. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 5, 2023 Report Share Posted April 5, 2023 3 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said: I wish that I had posted that. You wouldn’t have seen one. They weld railways together with pots of thermite, and grind off the lumpy bits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 5, 2023 Report Share Posted April 5, 2023 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: You wouldn’t have seen one. They weld railways together with pots of thermite, and grind off the lumpy bits. I have travelled on the Speno rail grinder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 5, 2023 Report Share Posted April 5, 2023 4 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said: I have travelled on the Speno rail grinder. It’s a big Zamboni. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted April 5, 2023 Report Share Posted April 5, 2023 18 minutes ago, Roadkill said: So you're saying he has big bollocks? Why are you telling me this, Billy? Tell him - it'll probably brighten his day. You’re up to no good tonight, Killa. I’ve been staying in a shithole up your way, called Espley. Middle of nowhere frankly. I’d been up to see a former ‘acquaintance’ who’s staying in Frankland for a couple of decades. I’m not saying Northumberland is behind the times, but last night two Teddy-boys kicked off on me in a pub because I nudged the juke-box. I diven’t knaa how you do it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 5, 2023 Report Share Posted April 5, 2023 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: It’s a big Zamboni. I just remember that the people who actually worked on it were italians. I don'y even know whether it is still used. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 5, 2023 Report Share Posted April 5, 2023 14 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said: I have travelled on the Speno rail grinder. Your stories make even Michael Portillo seem interesting, so why not just fuck off you brain numbing cunt? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted April 5, 2023 Report Share Posted April 5, 2023 23 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said: I wish that I had posted that. Snivelling tranny cunt. Shouldn’t you be at the bingo or gobbling an Eddie Stobart driver at a service station you dull, weird, tedious oddball. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted April 5, 2023 Report Share Posted April 5, 2023 13 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: You’re up to no good tonight, Killa. I’ve been staying in a shithole up your way, called Espley. Middle of nowhere frankly. I’d been up to see a former ‘acquaintance’ who’s staying in Frankland for a couple of decades. I’m not saying Northumberland is behind the times, but last night two Teddy-boys kicked off on me in a pub because I nudged the juke-box. I diven’t knaa how you do it. Drug and alcohol abuse, mostly... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted April 5, 2023 Report Share Posted April 5, 2023 9 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Drug and alcohol abuse, mostly... I’m not knocking the place. A tanner a pint and a six mile cab ride was only 2s 4d albeit a bit cramped in a Hillman Imp but fairplay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 5, 2023 Report Share Posted April 5, 2023 30 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said: I just remember that the people who actually worked on it were italians. I don'y even know whether it is still used. I didn’t know that much about them until I just googled it. They are pretty much the only machines that are built to do that job. They also came up with the ultrasound fault detector that inspects the rails during operation, and they are still making them for use all round the world. And the Dutch managed to crash one into a shop and killed some cunts with it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted April 5, 2023 Report Share Posted April 5, 2023 47 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said: I have travelled on the Speno rail grinder. Better for us all had you been under it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 5, 2023 Report Share Posted April 5, 2023 42 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said: I just remember that the people who actually worked on it were italians. I don'y even know whether it is still used. Do you even know what a Zamboni is, you fucking imbecile? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 5, 2023 Report Share Posted April 5, 2023 3 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: Do you even know what a Zamboni is, you fucking imbecile? I only knew it from watching the Discovery channel or National Geographic or something. But it got famous a few years ago when Ryan Reynolds killed somebody with one in ‘Deadpool’. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 5, 2023 Report Share Posted April 5, 2023 12 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: Do you even know what a Zamboni is, you fucking imbecile? You’re skating on thin ice here Ape. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 5, 2023 Report Share Posted April 5, 2023 https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.independent.co.uk/voices/thomas-the-tank-autistic-train-b2162611.html%3famp Jesus fucking Christ. I hope we're all wiped out by a meteorite imminently. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 5, 2023 Report Share Posted April 5, 2023 29 minutes ago, Decimus said: https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.independent.co.uk/voices/thomas-the-tank-autistic-train-b2162611.html%3famp Jesus fucking Christ. I hope we're all wiped out by a meteorite imminently. Or a big space sausage that’s waiting to hear from some whales that aren’t alive anymore. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 6, 2023 Report Share Posted April 6, 2023 9 hours ago, Ape™️ said: Do you even know what a Zamboni is, you fucking imbecile? What on earth are you on about? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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