Stubby Pecker Posted March 31, 2023 Report Share Posted March 31, 2023 Yes, I’m sure this he/she/it has their own nomination but fuck off, if ever there was something who needs cunting… I unfortunately caught the merest glimpse of this ghastly looking old crone on the telly this evening. Fuck me, this disgrace looks like a cross between Gloria Hunnford, Pat Butcher and the shitty stained back end of diarrhoea ridden camel. A pig in lipstick if ever there was one. How the fuck the BBC can justify putting such a hideous looking creature on tea time telly when children will be watching, Christ knows. Those responsible and the foul beast itself, need running over with a JCB and the twitching remains set on fire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted April 1, 2023 Report Share Posted April 1, 2023 19 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Yes, I’m sure this he/she/it has their own nomination but fuck off, if ever there was something who needs cunting… I unfortunately caught the merest glimpse of this ghastly looking old crone on the telly this evening. Fuck me, this disgrace looks like a cross between Gloria Hunnford, Pat Butcher and the shitty stained back end of diarrhoea ridden camel. A pig in lipstick if ever there was one. How the fuck the BBC can justify putting such a hideous looking creature on tea time telly when children will be watching, Christ knows. Those responsible and the foul beast itself, need running over with a JCB and the twitching remains set on fire. If you're gonna have the audacity to attempt to cunt a fine, upstanding, pillar of the community, a person who has raised incredible amounts of money for charity, and been at the forefront in defending gender rights, at least have the courtesy to get their fuckin' name correct, before you completely destroy their career, it's Suzy Eddie Izzard. Just sayin'... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 1, 2023 Report Share Posted April 1, 2023 19 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Yes, I’m sure this he/she/it has their own nomination but fuck off, if ever there was something who needs cunting… I unfortunately caught the merest glimpse of this ghastly looking old crone on the telly this evening. Fuck me, this disgrace looks like a cross between Gloria Hunnford, Pat Butcher and the shitty stained back end of diarrhoea ridden camel. A pig in lipstick if ever there was one. How the fuck the BBC can justify putting such a hideous looking creature on tea time telly when children will be watching, Christ knows. Those responsible and the foul beast itself, need running over with a JCB and the twitching remains set on fire. @Stubby Pecker, all well and good, BUT I sincerely hope that someone will remember to remove the newts from his rectum beforehand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sue R Pipe Posted April 1, 2023 Report Share Posted April 1, 2023 20 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Yes, I’m sure this he/she/it has their own nomination but fuck off, if ever there was something who needs cunting… I unfortunately caught the merest glimpse of this ghastly looking old crone on the telly this evening. Fuck me, this disgrace looks like a cross between Gloria Hunnford, Pat Butcher and the shitty stained back end of diarrhoea ridden camel. A pig in lipstick if ever there was one. How the fuck the BBC can justify putting such a hideous looking creature on tea time telly when children will be watching, Christ knows. Those responsible and the foul beast itself, need running over with a JCB and the twitching remains set on fire. Repeat bollocks from a swampy wannabe, Net Zero, animal fucking wrongun. Chug some weedkiller you mindless wanker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 1, 2023 Author Report Share Posted April 1, 2023 4 hours ago, Lucy said: If you're gonna have the audacity to attempt to cunt a fine, upstanding, pillar of the community, a person who has raised incredible amounts of money for charity, and been at the forefront in defending gender rights, at least have the courtesy to get their fuckin' name correct, before you completely destroy their career, it's Suzy Eddie Izzard. Just sayin'... I’ll give him credit for running all those marathons, fair play, and he was genuinely funny- about 20 fucking years ago mind. However, one only has to look at the silly cunt to work out what a pointless and ridiculous individual he’s become. He still needs killing with fire, as do you you dog dirty obsessed creep 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 1, 2023 Author Report Share Posted April 1, 2023 4 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: @Stubby Pecker, all well and good, BUT I sincerely hope that someone will remember to remove the newts from his rectum beforehand. Newts are far too noble a creature to shove up one’s wrong ‘un, even for a screaming bender like Izzard. Shoving you cock up a goose however… Disappointed you’re not dead Fuck off 4 hours ago, Sue R Pipe said: Repeat bollocks from a swampy wannabe, Net Zero, animal fucking wrongun. Chug some weedkiller you mindless wanker. It’s clear from the idiotic rubbish you’ve posted, you’ve been here before under another guise. More than likely banned for paedo references or worse. Your contributions are humourless, infantile, and some of the least intelligent shite ever posted here. But congratulations, you’ve succeeded in attracting likes from the sites resident lepers, a dog shite collecting idiot and a half bind transvestite with a cock as girthy as 200 year old oak. You fucking mong 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sue R Pipe Posted April 1, 2023 Report Share Posted April 1, 2023 3 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Newts are far too noble a creature to shove up one’s wrong ‘un, even for a screaming bender like Izzard. Shoving you cock up a goose however… Disappointed you’re not dead Fuck off It’s clear from the idiotic rubbish you’ve posted, you’ve been here before under another guise. More than likely banned for paedo references or worse. Your contributions are humourless, infantile, and some of the least intelligent shite ever posted here. But congratulations, you’ve succeeded in attracting likes from the sites resident lepers, a dog shite collecting idiot and a half bind transvestite with a cock as girthy as 200 year old oak. You fucking mong U gonna cry bby? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 1, 2023 Author Report Share Posted April 1, 2023 11 minutes ago, Sue R Pipe said: U gonna cry bby? Another stupid post of pointless rubbish from our still-living-with-parents resident idiot. Christ, I bet they fucking hate you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sue R Pipe Posted April 1, 2023 Report Share Posted April 1, 2023 11 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Another stupid post of pointless rubbish from our still-living-with-parents resident idiot. Christ, I bet they fucking hate you. Stubby, I've recently acquired a rare Montseny Brook Newt, and tonight I'm going to stamp it to death. I'll PM you the pic after I'm done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 1, 2023 Author Report Share Posted April 1, 2023 1 minute ago, Sue R Pipe said: Stubby, I've recently acquired a rare Montseny Brook Newt, and tonight I'm going to stamp it to death. I'll PM you the pic after I'm done. Before or after your 20th wank of the day to yet more internet porn? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Cunt Posted April 1, 2023 Report Share Posted April 1, 2023 What the fuck is it all about, really? Publicity for a flagging career as a 'comedian'? He's certainly 'funny', but not in a comedic way. I'd douse the cunt with petrol and set it on fire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted April 2, 2023 Report Share Posted April 2, 2023 16 hours ago, Lucy said: If you're gonna have the audacity to attempt to cunt a fine, upstanding, pillar of the community, a person who has raised incredible amounts of money for charity, and been at the forefront in defending gender rights, at least have the courtesy to get their fuckin' name correct, before you completely destroy their career, it's Suzy Eddie Izzard. Just sayin'... Fuck off, R Soles. And I mean that. Really, just fuck off. You are on the margins of a website like this, which means you are far outside the norm in society. I’ve no doubt you live in fear of a knock on the door at any moment. Truly weird sinister cunt with no friends and on many watch lists. Must be hard to be the one that everyone you went to school with still talks about, and not because you were a good bloke. Dog hating scat hoarding fucking wrong un. Die slowly in a fire. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 2, 2023 Report Share Posted April 2, 2023 34 minutes ago, southerncunt said: Fuck off, R Soles. And I mean that. Really, just fuck off. You are on the margins of a website like this, which means you are far outside the norm in society. I’ve no doubt you live in fear of a knock on the door at any moment. Truly weird sinister cunt with no friends and on many watch lists. Must be hard to be the one that everyone you went to school with still talks about, and not because you were a good bloke. Dog hating scat hoarding fucking wrong un. Die slowly in a fire. Of all the truly weird and sinister cunts we’ve had on CC over the years, this cunt wears the fucking crown. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted April 2, 2023 Report Share Posted April 2, 2023 @Sue R Pipe, your account has reached the end of life and I've kicked your sorry carcass into the cyber ether. Cya. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ted Cunterblast Posted April 2, 2023 Report Share Posted April 2, 2023 2 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: @Sue R Pipe, your account has reached the end of life and I've kicked your sorry carcass into the cyber ether. Cya. Even as a relative new poster he was fucking hard work Pretty much a Cunt if you ask me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 2, 2023 Report Share Posted April 2, 2023 1 hour ago, Ted Cunterblast said: Even as a relative new poster he was fucking hard work Pretty much a Cunt if you ask me I think he’d been here before, under a few different names. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ted Cunterblast Posted April 2, 2023 Report Share Posted April 2, 2023 55 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I think he’d been here before, under a few different names. Ter Watt one of em? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 2, 2023 Report Share Posted April 2, 2023 38 minutes ago, Ted Cunterblast said: Ter Watt one of em? Not familiar with that one. Someone you’ve encountered on another site? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ted Cunterblast Posted April 2, 2023 Report Share Posted April 2, 2023 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Not familiar with that one. Someone you’ve encountered on another site? I made that up 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 2, 2023 Report Share Posted April 2, 2023 13 minutes ago, Ted Cunterblast said: I made that up I don’t know why Ted, but when I read your posts, I hear the voice of Norman Lovett as Holly from Red Dwarf. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arnold Posted April 2, 2023 Report Share Posted April 2, 2023 On 01/04/2023 at 17:11, Guest Sue R Pipe said: Repeat bollocks from a swampy wannabe, Net Zero, animal fucking wrongun. Chug some weedkiller you mindless wanker. Sue R Pipe, somehow I feel you can do better that this, I'm not quite sure why, but I think you can. I maybe I'm wrong but... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted April 2, 2023 Report Share Posted April 2, 2023 9 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: @Sue R Pipe, your account has reached the end of life and I've kicked your sorry carcass into the cyber ether. Cya. Sure... until the next time he finds a way in. I wonder how his spunk-obsessed, sexist, supremacist, homophobic, animal-raping, child abuse-inferring charisma will go down on Twatter. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted April 2, 2023 Report Share Posted April 2, 2023 24 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Sure... until the next time he finds a way in. And we all know that this "way in" will be a pre-pubescent child's most obvious sphincteral opening 😉 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted April 3, 2023 Report Share Posted April 3, 2023 22 hours ago, Wolfie said: I wonder how his spunk-obsessed, sexist, supremacist, homophobic, animal-raping, child abuse-inferring Your self-awareness obviously went astray when you wrote that. It's everything you have said about other posters, at one time or another. Kettle/pot. Idiot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 3, 2023 Report Share Posted April 3, 2023 4 hours ago, Lucy said: Your self-awareness obviously went astray when you wrote that. It's everything you have said about other posters, at one time or another. Kettle/pot. Idiot If we're talking about aphorisms, you can shove your kettle analogy up your fucking arse and consider for one moment the saying "If the shoe fits." I fully understand that a decade and a half of inhaling the contents of your poop-a-scoop has rendered your brain as wet as your y-fronts whenever Crufts is on the box. But you can't confess to the sheer amount of deviant, sexual behaviour that you have on here and then accuse others of the same just because they subsequently decide to pull you up on it. You're a dangerous wrong'un and I want you off my site for good. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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