Mike Hunt Posted May 28, 2023 Report Share Posted May 28, 2023 Just listening in to the half time comedy show at the bottom of the EPL on 5Live and it's been interrupted by a heads-up for a show from this fucking queer-faced shitty gay cunt called "How to be a man". To think for a second that this fucking abomination and total embarrassment is thought suitable to speak for the male species and is going to verbally groom young men to bend over and take it up the arse boils my piss. I just don't know what else to say, but the BBC is absolutely taking the fucking piss here. I'm sure you cunts will help me out with something much wittier than I'll ever come up with cos I'm still fuming. https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p0fkzfhj#:~:text=Rylan%3A How to Be a Man explores toxic masculinity%2C old,we educate the next generation. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted May 28, 2023 Report Share Posted May 28, 2023 When is Pen on as a guest? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted May 28, 2023 Report Share Posted May 28, 2023 47 minutes ago, Mike Hunt said: Just listening in to the half time comedy show at the bottom of the EPL on 5Live and it's been interrupted by a heads-up for a show from this fucking queer-faced shitty gay cunt called "How to be a man". To think for a second that this fucking abomination and total embarrassment is thought suitable to speak for the male species and is going to verbally groom young men to bend over and take it up the arse boils my piss. I just don't know what else to say, but the BBC is absolutely taking the fucking piss here. I'm sure you cunts will help me out with something much wittier than I'll ever come up with cos I'm still fuming. https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p0fkzfhj#:~:text=Rylan%3A How to Be a Man explores toxic masculinity%2C old,we educate the next generation. I'm sure Ape is your man. There again, until 2 weeks ago, I was sure Schofield was straight. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt Posted May 28, 2023 Author Report Share Posted May 28, 2023 22 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: I'm sure Ape is your man. There again, until 2 weeks ago, I was sure Schofield was straight. LOL (gonna have to find an acceptable alternative to that, don't want to piss anyone off) I've been watching Ape just like he's been watching me and respectable elder that he is, he does seem to have a penchant for being fucking miserable in a very succinct manner, so I'm unsure what embellishment he would bring. Would love to be proved wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted May 28, 2023 Report Share Posted May 28, 2023 12 minutes ago, Mike Hunt said: LOL (gonna have to find an acceptable alternative to that, don't want to piss anyone off) I've been watching Ape just like he's been watching me and respectable elder that he is, he does seem to have a penchant for being fucking miserable in a very succinct manner, so I'm unsure what embellishment he would bring. Would love to be proved wrong. Expect nothing from Ape, you won't be disappointed then. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 28, 2023 Report Share Posted May 28, 2023 1 hour ago, Mike Hunt said: Just listening in to the half time comedy show at the bottom of the EPL on 5Live and it's been interrupted by a heads-up for a show from this fucking queer-faced shitty gay cunt called "How to be a man". To think for a second that this fucking abomination and total embarrassment is thought suitable to speak for the male species and is going to verbally groom young men to bend over and take it up the arse boils my piss. I just don't know what else to say, but the BBC is absolutely taking the fucking piss here. I'm sure you cunts will help me out with something much wittier than I'll ever come up with cos I'm still fuming. https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p0fkzfhj#:~:text=Rylan%3A How to Be a Man explores toxic masculinity%2C old,we educate the next generation. This is the cunt who broke down in tears when he thought he was going to be kicked off of The X Fucktor because he basically has as much talent as dog shit. And then he broke down even more when told he was going on to the next round. I'm just glad my granddad wasn't alive to see it because my TV would have fucking sailed through the caravan window. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt Posted May 28, 2023 Author Report Share Posted May 28, 2023 11 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: This is the cunt who broke down in tears when he thought he was going to be kicked off of The X Fucktor because he basically has as much talent as dog shit. And then he broke down even more when told he was going on to the next round. I'm just glad my granddad wasn't alive to see it because my TV would have fucking sailed through the caravan window. Forgive me CG if I don't watch this POS fag's tantrums, I can't bear to even look at the fucking freak. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 28, 2023 Report Share Posted May 28, 2023 25 minutes ago, Mike Hunt said: Forgive me CG if I don't watch this POS fag's tantrums, I can't bear to even look at the fucking freak. Message received and understood Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted May 28, 2023 Report Share Posted May 28, 2023 1 hour ago, Mike Hunt said: LOL (gonna have to find an acceptable alternative to that, don't want to piss anyone off) I've been watching Ape just like he's been watching me and respectable elder that he is, he does seem to have a penchant for being fucking miserable in a very succinct manner, so I'm unsure what embellishment he would bring. Would love to be proved wrong. I am with you in part, but respectful?. About 5 years ago, he proudly announced that, during a pre-dawn road run, he was taken short, and took a shit behind his neighbour's tree, on their front lawn. The filthy, dirty cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt Posted May 28, 2023 Author Report Share Posted May 28, 2023 10 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: I am with you in part, but respectful?. About 5 years ago, he proudly announced that, during a pre-dawn road run, he was taken short, and took a shit behind his neighbour's tree, on their front lawn. The filthy, dirty cunt. I'm a lifelong roadrunner meself so I'll have probably taken a dump there as well. They probably thought their cat had its anus horribly enlarged that night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 28, 2023 Report Share Posted May 28, 2023 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: I'm just glad my granddad wasn't alive to see it because my TV would have fucking sailed through the caravan window. The police might have found it and returned to the old lady whose living room it was nicked from while she was at the bank withdrawing her life savings to pay for her new driveway which never got finished (or even started). lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 29, 2023 Report Share Posted May 29, 2023 20 hours ago, King Billy said: The police might have found it and returned to the old lady whose living room it was nicked from while she was at the bank withdrawing her life savings to pay for her new driveway which never got finished (or even started). lol. Fuck off you bomb throwing, orange bastard. Tiocfaidh ar la.🇮🇪 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted May 29, 2023 Report Share Posted May 29, 2023 22 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: This is the cunt who broke down in tears when he thought he was going to be kicked off of The X Fucktor because he basically has as much talent as dog shit. And then he broke down even more when told he was going on to the next round. I'm just glad my granddad wasn't alive to see it because my TV would have fucking sailed through the caravan window. Examining the dental records on this video clip leads me to conclude that it's a completely different poof. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted May 29, 2023 Report Share Posted May 29, 2023 9 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Examining the dental records on this video clip leads me to conclude that it's a completely different poof. Examining the bite marks around Frank's anal ring would probably confirm your conclusion. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted May 29, 2023 Report Share Posted May 29, 2023 37 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Examining the bite marks around Frank's anal ring would probably confirm your conclusion. I'll pass on that thanks, but fill your boots if it's your thing. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted May 31, 2023 Report Share Posted May 31, 2023 On 28/05/2023 at 17:40, Mike Hunt said: I'm sure you cunts will help me out with something much wittier Bet you're glad you didn't put money on that? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 31, 2023 Report Share Posted May 31, 2023 The program was originally to be entitled "How To Bum a Man", but Phillip Schofield's lawyers apparently blocked that. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted June 1, 2023 Report Share Posted June 1, 2023 On 28/05/2023 at 19:23, camberwell gypsy said: This is the cunt who broke down in tears when he thought he was going to be kicked off of The X Fucktor because he basically has as much talent as dog shit. And then he broke down even more when told he was going on to the next round. I'm just glad my granddad wasn't alive to see it because my TV would have fucking sailed through the caravan window. Fair play to the disgusting little cock-gobbler, he's made a career and a healthy bank balance from this. Either he's doing something right, or the world in general has gone completely fuckin' wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt Posted June 1, 2023 Author Report Share Posted June 1, 2023 17 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: The program was originally to be entitled "How To Bum a Man", but Phillip Schofield's lawyers apparently blocked that. A whole program? Last time I timed it, it took 8 seconds to douse a poof in petrol and put a light to it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt Posted June 1, 2023 Author Report Share Posted June 1, 2023 20 hours ago, and said: Bet you're glad you didn't put money on that? It's been a slow burner but you're getting there. I'm quite impressed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 2, 2023 Report Share Posted June 2, 2023 On 01/06/2023 at 13:10, and said: Fair play to the disgusting little cock-gobbler, he's made a career and a healthy bank balance from this. Either he's doing something right, or the world in general has gone completely fuckin' wrong. The British public have loved a camp cunt on the box Kenneth William's, Frankie Howerd to name two. But at least those two had a modicum of talent. Nowadays just mincing about like a fucking fairy is enough to gain fame. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted June 2, 2023 Report Share Posted June 2, 2023 17 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: The British public have loved a camp cunt on the box Kenneth William's, Frankie Howerd to name two. But at least those two had a modicum of talent. Nowadays just mincing about like a fucking fairy is enough to gain fame. Fuck all that shit CG, what have you been up to lately then? Still enjoying life outside of London? I was seeing this bird once, lovely, but had issues and was a little bit bossy (Leo). Went around her gaff for some drink, drugs and sex and I couldn't help but notice a fucking wine rack, full of red wine, must have been around 9 bottles. She said it was a good price, on offer or some similar deflection bollocks and I knew in that moment, she was an alchy piss head. We all know you like a drink but you're not an alchy piss head are you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt Posted June 2, 2023 Author Report Share Posted June 2, 2023 18 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: The British public have loved a camp cunt on the box Kenneth William's, Frankie Howerd to name two. But at least those two had a modicum of talent. Nowadays just mincing about like a fucking fairy is enough to gain fame. Those two were funny and I wouldn't have called either of them a fag, or Larry Grayson. They just camped it up and took the piss out of themselves. But when you want people to take you seriously and to accept you as a raving fucking fag, which the media also want your kids to do then that's another matter entirely. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 2, 2023 Report Share Posted June 2, 2023 4 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Fuck all that shit CG, what have you been up to lately then? Still enjoying life outside of London? I was seeing this bird once, lovely, but had issues and was a little bit bossy (Leo). Went around her gaff for some drink, drugs and sex and I couldn't help but notice a fucking wine rack, full of red wine, must have been around 9 bottles. She said it was a good price, on offer or some similar deflection bollocks and I knew in that moment, she was an alchy piss head. We all know you like a drink but you're not an alchy piss head are you? When I buy wine it never reaches the wine rack. Hic! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted June 2, 2023 Report Share Posted June 2, 2023 15 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: When I buy wine it never reaches the wine rack. Hic! How many bottles do you drink per day CG? 3? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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