King Billy Posted November 23, 2023 Report Share Posted November 23, 2023 4 hours ago, Decimus said: Surely the only jealous one here is you, since it's your 'bird' that The Aitch is making moves on. Are you some sort of soy boy, beta-cuck who likes to watch? I was about to give you a like for this Decs but Harold might accuse me of having my head stuck up your arse again, and I’m not sure if I’d be able to cope if he was horrible to me again. Sorry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted November 23, 2023 Author Report Share Posted November 23, 2023 8 minutes ago, King Billy said: I before E except after C. Schoolboy error Raas. Fix up ffs. No need to thank me. I and I mek mistake man... I man have infected knee and high temperature man. I and I and I man is on the mend man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted November 23, 2023 Author Report Share Posted November 23, 2023 1 minute ago, King Billy said: I was about to give you a like for this Decs but Harold might accuse me of having my head stuck up your arse again, and I’m not sure if I’d be able to cope if he was horrible to me again. Sorry. I'm not sure what's going on with Harold the Old, KB. He was obviously a lunatic on his first outing here, Roops then let him back on here, he seemed ok for a while and now he's lost the plot and was talking about simulating gay sex or some shite the other day. Do you think Roops made him have 7 totally safe jabs before admission to the corner (hence his recent behaviour) or do you think he's bumder? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 23, 2023 Report Share Posted November 23, 2023 1 minute ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: I and I mek mistake man... I man have infected knee and high temperature man. I and I and I man is on the mend man. My missus has had a severely bruised and battered ‘knee’ for the entire time we’ve been together (her ‘fanny’). lol 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 23, 2023 Report Share Posted November 23, 2023 3 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: I'm not sure what's going on with Harold the Old, KB. He was obviously a lunatic on his first outing here, Roops then let him back on here, he seemed ok for a while and now he's lost the plot and was talking about simulating gay sex or some shite the other day. Do you think Roops made him have 7 totally safe jabs before admission to the corner (hence his recent behaviour) or do you think he's bumder? Whether or not he’s a bumder is no concern of mine Raas as I’m out of my mind with worry at the moment. I keep getting these voices in my head telling me that The Vulcan has died, been beamed back up to the mothership and she’s never coming back. This couldn’t come at a worse time for me as I’ve got thousands of dead trees to shift (for little or no profit) in the next month or so. I’m all over the place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 23, 2023 Report Share Posted November 23, 2023 17 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: I'm not sure what's going on with Harold the Old, KB. He was obviously a lunatic on his first outing here, Roops then let him back on here, he seemed ok for a while and now he's lost the plot and was talking about simulating gay sex or some shite the other day. Do you think Roops made him have 7 totally safe jabs before admission to the corner (hence his recent behaviour) or do you think he's bumder? Harold’s alright. He’s knocking on and clearly still does loads of drugs. I hope I’m that subversive when I’m a coffin dodger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 23, 2023 Report Share Posted November 23, 2023 15 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Harold’s alright. He’s knocking on and clearly still does loads of drugs. I hope I’m that subversive when I’m a coffin dodger. I keep seeing Greta Thunberg when I read his delusional ramblings though Eric. I usually get everything totally wrong though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted November 23, 2023 Author Report Share Posted November 23, 2023 35 minutes ago, King Billy said: Whether or not he’s a bumder is no concern of mine Raas as I’m out of my mind with worry at the moment. I keep getting these voices in my head telling me that The Vulcan has died, been beamed back up to the mothership and she’s never coming back. This couldn’t come at a worse time for me as I’ve got thousands of dead trees to shift (for little or no profit) in the next month or so. I’m all over the place. She's clearly not of this world, KB, and she's clearly pursuing a vendetta against you old chap. Be cautious when getting into the imaginary M4 tomorrow morning, keep an eye out for any ginger hair under the car as you enter the vehicle. It could be her, Covid jab in hand, ready to stab/jab your ankle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted November 23, 2023 Author Report Share Posted November 23, 2023 30 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Harold’s alright. He’s knocking on and clearly still does loads of drugs. I hope I’m that subversive when I’m a coffin dodger. He seems ok in small doses, Eric. He's very up and down, during the day he's usually calm and measured. It seems to be late evenings he occasionally flips and writes some mad shit. Probably buying and smoking some super strong Skunk he can't handle. The stupid, daft cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 23, 2023 Report Share Posted November 23, 2023 7 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: She's clearly not of this world, KB, and she's clearly pursuing a vendetta against you old chap. Be cautious when getting into the imaginary M4 tomorrow morning, keep an eye out for any ginger hair under the car as you enter the vehicle. It could be her, Covid jab in hand, ready to stab/jab your ankle. The only thing that keeps me sane Raas is the certainty that Judgement Day is imminent and also that I remember reading that Gingers were fast-tracked into the showers at Auschwitz and the rest had to stand in line and wait their turn. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 23, 2023 Report Share Posted November 23, 2023 1 hour ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Probably buying and smoking some super strong Skunk he can't handle. The stupid, daft cunt. Haven’t we all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 23, 2023 Report Share Posted November 23, 2023 19 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Got an infection in me knee, it swelled up, antibiotics didn't sort it, felt like I was spinning aaaaht yesterday with a high temperature, went to see the Doctor, she sent me to hospital, they did tests and doubled the dose. Thanks for your detailed, caring and thoughtful response, I appreciate it. I'm off to bed. I've a good bedside manner. If the ABs don't work you can always ask @King Billy. They're pretty knowledgeable about knee injuries in Ulster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted November 23, 2023 Report Share Posted November 23, 2023 22 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Yes, but you'll be dead a lot sooner than I. What an unprovoked and vile thing to say, Pen. What the fuck is wrong with you? I know that I might be dead before you but at least I have had a long and mostly happy life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 23, 2023 Report Share Posted November 23, 2023 1 hour ago, King Billy said: I keep seeing Greta Thunberg... Greta's apparently guzzled a lot of spunk since she came of age. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 23, 2023 Report Share Posted November 23, 2023 22 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Pen. What the fuck is wrong with you? Just think of Pen as a sad, old, lonely, bitter & twisted troll that’s just a constant whiny noise in the background. Internet tinnitus, effectively. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 23, 2023 Report Share Posted November 23, 2023 9 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said: I know that I might be dead before you but at least I have had a long and mostly happy life. Unlike anyone who’s ever had the misfortune to listen to you even once. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 23, 2023 Report Share Posted November 23, 2023 3 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Just think of Pen as a sad, old, lonely, bitter & twisted troll that’s just a constant whiny noise in the background. Internet tinnitus, effectively. www.ticketsplease.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 23, 2023 Report Share Posted November 23, 2023 8 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Greta's apparently guzzled a lot of spunk since she came of age. How dare you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted November 23, 2023 Author Report Share Posted November 23, 2023 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: I've a good bedside manner. Reported. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 23, 2023 Report Share Posted November 23, 2023 52 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Greta's apparently guzzled a lot of spunk since she came of age. Please let it be real. 🙏 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted November 23, 2023 Author Report Share Posted November 23, 2023 1 hour ago, Penny Farthing said: I know that I might be dead before you but at least I have had a long and mostly happy life. Pen, I don't know what's going on with you lately. These ferocious attacks need to stop, now. @Frank, I've noticed you liked a similarly vile comment Pen sent me recently, have a word, and calm the cunt down otherwise I'll hold you personally responsible should this continue... Do you understand? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted November 23, 2023 Author Report Share Posted November 23, 2023 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Haven’t we all. These modern skunks are too strong, Eric. Bred for strength and not compound balance. You can end up with a skunkover... I don't miss the days of finishing a skunk spliff, thinking it doesn't stink (but it does), breath stinking, dry mouth, delayed reactions and head buzzing and feeling uncomfortably mash up. Fuck that shit. I might have a cheeky Morrocan Hash spliff Christmas day as drink a nice Malbec or Rum though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 23, 2023 Report Share Posted November 23, 2023 17 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Please let it be real. 🙏 Sadly not. It's AI-generated, I'm afraid, although I imagine the parameters supplied were indeed very much along the lines of "Show me Greta Thunberg after she's swallowed a gallon of cum every day for a year." There are some deepfake porn videos as well, but I value my sanity too much to click "Play". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 23, 2023 Report Share Posted November 23, 2023 1 hour ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: These modern skunks are too strong, Eric. Bred for strength and not compound balance. You can end up with a skunkover... I don't miss the days of finishing a skunk spliff, thinking it doesn't stink (but it does), breath stinking, dry mouth, delayed reactions and head buzzing and feeling uncomfortably mash up. Fuck that shit. I might have a cheeky Morrocan Hash spliff Christmas day as drink a nice Malbec or Rum though. I agree. You can’t get much except 20%+ THC greenery these days. 30 years ago, any kind of weed was rare. Imported good quality stuff was like rocking horse shit. All you could get was hash like fluffy slate or soap bar. Nice soap bar with a golden grain in the middle when you cut the block in half. Occasionally you got gold or red-seal squidgy black. I’d fucking love some hash now for a change. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 24, 2023 Report Share Posted November 24, 2023 3 hours ago, Penny Farthing said: I know that I might be dead before you but at least I have had a long and mostly happy life. Mostly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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