camberwell gypsy Posted September 4, 2023 Report Share Posted September 4, 2023 51 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: My left lobe is Monty Python my right lobe is the Fast Show. "Aren't holes great"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 4, 2023 Report Share Posted September 4, 2023 16 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: "Aren't holes great"? Not as great as Cheezy-Peez Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted September 4, 2023 Author Report Share Posted September 4, 2023 38 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: "Aren't holes great"? Right on, everything is great, terrific... Woooooooo aaah! 😅 That Paul Whitehouse is a Cunt though. Even the fish run away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 4, 2023 Report Share Posted September 4, 2023 7 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Right on, everything is great, terrific... Woooooooo aaah! 😅 That Paul Whitehouse is a Cunt though. Even the fish run away. He's a spurs fan so I'll let him off. Michael McIntyre is a spurs fan but he's a chinky eyed, unfunny twat. So I won't Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 4, 2023 Report Share Posted September 4, 2023 8 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Right on, everything is great, terrific... Woooooooo aaah! 😅 That Paul Whitehouse is a Cunt though. Even the fish run away. I liked him as the latter half of ‘Lee & Lance’. “So what did you have for dinner Lance?” ”I had 2 beef burgers, about 30 chips and about an hundred beans.” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted September 4, 2023 Author Report Share Posted September 4, 2023 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: I liked him as the latter half of ‘Lee & Lance’. “So what did you have for dinner Lance?” ”I had 2 beef burgers, about 30 chips and about an hundred beans.” I think he lives in Bath which more or less sums him up. Small doses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 4, 2023 Report Share Posted September 4, 2023 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: I liked him as the latter half of ‘Lee & Lance’. “So what did you have for dinner Lance?” ”I had 2 beef burgers, about 30 chips and about an hundred beans.” Harry Enfield was better in the later programmes. His Mandela and Pik were comedy gold. "My new album; Nelson siiiiings the Blurs". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 4, 2023 Report Share Posted September 4, 2023 12 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Harry Enfield was better in the later programmes. His Mandela and Pik were comedy gold. "My new album; Nelson siiiiings the Blurs". Thieving coat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 5, 2023 Report Share Posted September 5, 2023 On 04/09/2023 at 15:51, Eric Cuntman said: What’s going on here Harold? Has some ‘specialist’ been tweaking your medication? Looks like he’s been given Harvey Price’s prescription by mistake (or perhaps not by mistake). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted September 6, 2023 Author Report Share Posted September 6, 2023 Look at the fucking road surfaces on the Cycle Race of Britain, currently underway, to the Spanish Vuelta, or Tour or Giro. Fucking disgrace. Our fucking roads are a death trap as well as the cheap schools and hospitals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 6, 2023 Report Share Posted September 6, 2023 23 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Look at the fucking road surfaces on the Cycle Race of Britain, currently underway, to the Spanish Vuelta, or Tour or Giro. Fucking disgrace. Our fucking roads are a death trap as well as the cheap schools and hospitals. You keep banging on about this, Aitch, which leads me to believe that you've been playing with your Duplo blocks again in a fit of autistic rage. If you're that bothered about it, why don't you offer to safety check all the schools in your area by repeatedly smashing your stupid fucking head against the walls? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted September 6, 2023 Author Report Share Posted September 6, 2023 1 minute ago, Decimus said: You keep banging on about this, Aitch, which leads me to believe that you've been playing with your Duplo blocks again in a fit of autistic rage. If you're that bothered about it, why don't you offer to safety check all the schools in your area by repeatedly smashing your stupid fucking head against the walls? It wouldn't be a fair test. I wake up hard and get harder during the day. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 6, 2023 Report Share Posted September 6, 2023 1 minute ago, ChildeHarold said: It wouldn't be a fair test. I wake up hard and get harder during the day. A fair point, but hardly something that you should brag about whilst on school grounds. Consider yourself reported. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted September 6, 2023 Author Report Share Posted September 6, 2023 41 minutes ago, Decimus said: A fair point, but hardly something that you should brag about whilst on school grounds. Consider yourself reported. Freudian slippage? Or, or, or.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 6, 2023 Report Share Posted September 6, 2023 1 hour ago, ChildeHarold said: It wouldn't be a fair test. I wake up hard and get harder during the day. Maybe Ready Brek’s not the best thing to have for supper then, at least until you get the hang of aiming your big yellow plastic spoon at your mouth properly, you stupid little fucking Rugrat. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted September 6, 2023 Author Report Share Posted September 6, 2023 1 hour ago, King Billy said: Maybe Ready Brek’s not the best thing to have for supper then, at least until you get the hang of aiming your big yellow plastic spoon at your mouth properly, you stupid little fucking Rugrat. You have a wonderful way with words. I see you in a front of house role in hospitality, eg one of our great hotels, the Dorchester, or a West End club such as Madam Jo Jo. the Garrick? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 6, 2023 Report Share Posted September 6, 2023 9 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: You have a wonderful way with words. I see you in a front of house role in hospitality, eg one of our great hotels, the Dorchester, or a West End club such as Madam Jo Jo. the Garrick? He trained Paul Burrell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 6, 2023 Report Share Posted September 6, 2023 7 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: You have a wonderful way with words. I see you in a front of house role in hospitality, eg one of our great hotels, the Dorchester, or a West End club such as Madam Jo Jo. the Garrick? Can’t talk right now. Timmy Mallet and Prince Andrew have just walked in and they haven’t got a reservation. Mallet’s not wearing a tie so he’s not getting served anyway. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted September 6, 2023 Author Report Share Posted September 6, 2023 4 minutes ago, King Billy said: Can’t talk right now. Timmy Mallet and Prince Andrew have just walked in and they haven’t got a reservation. Mallet’s not wearing a tie so he’s not getting served anyway. So you're not saying about Andrew and any young girls? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted September 6, 2023 Author Report Share Posted September 6, 2023 6 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: He trained Paul Burrell. Fucking him from behind doggy style. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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