Raac - our Pre Fab shit hole country

[ChildeHarold]

Am I getting the wrong end of the concrete post by suggesting these buildings had a design life of 30 years and this was known to EVERYBODY at the time. Moving on to roads in London. The major improvements such as flyovers and new trunk roads, widening schemes, were done in the 60s and 70s under the GLC (apart from the M25) and fuck all except tinkering with crossings and cycle LANES, including maintenance and replacement, has been done since then. These fucking schools and hospitals were nearing the end of their life by 1990...and why the fuck hasn't any government rebuilt them according to the original design? They weren't designed to last. Is Britain a fucking PRE-FAB shit hole? I am saying it's all fucking shit and anybody who disagrees with me is shit as well. Who cares about Farage's Cout's bank account. Let him do a days work shuvelling concrete in the fucking holes. I 'd like nominations for tory cunts like Schapps to use in the concrete foundations when they start (if?) rebuilding. Head first into the foundations. 

[Cunty BigBollox]

This issue is being used for political point scoring by the Liebour party. Last time they were in power with their Building Schools for the Future scheme they ploughed money they didn't have into school buildings, unfortunately it was all used to build new and fuck all was put aside for maintenance of the existing buildings. In fact, under Liebour they passed the building maintenance budget to the school to manage and if, at the end of the financial year, there was any money left the school could vire the remaining money into the general budget to spend on what they like - generally more comfortable chairs or a flashy coffee machine for the staff room. So, the real guilty party for failure to maintain these buildings is the fucking useless schools themselves. Those who can, do, those who can't, teach. Fuck off.

[Witheredscrote]

16 hours ago, ChildeHarold said:

Am I getting the wrong end of the concrete post by suggesting these buildings had a design life of 30 years and this was known to EVERYBODY at the time. Moving on to roads in London. The major improvements such as flyovers and new trunk roads, widening schemes, were done in the 60s and 70s under the GLC (apart from the M25) and fuck all except tinkering with crossings and cycle LANES, including maintenance and replacement, has been done since then. These fucking schools and hospitals were nearing the end of their life by 1990...and why the fuck hasn't any government rebuilt them according to the original design? They weren't designed to last. Is Britain a fucking PRE-FAB shit hole? I am saying it's all fucking shit and anybody who disagrees with me is shit as well. Who cares about Farage's Cout's bank account. Let him do a days work shuvelling concrete in the fucking holes. I 'd like nominations for tory cunts like Schapps to use in the concrete foundations when they start (if?) rebuilding. Head first into the foundations. 

I feel it's a great pity that a concrete roof hadn't flattened your Age 5 classroom, with you in it. Obviously the cost to the taxpayer, in trying to educate you over the following years, was totally wasted. 

 

[Cunty BigBollox]

46 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said:

I feel it's a great pity that a concrete roof hadn't flattened your Age 5 classroom, with you in it. Obviously the cost to the taxpayer, in trying to educate you over the following years, was totally wasted. 

 

And Thatcher ruined the risk of his shitty primary school getting buried under a Alison Hammond sized black slag (heap) when the coal mines shut.

[ChildeHarold]

4 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said:

And Thatcher ruined the risk of his shitty primary school getting buried under a Alison Hammond sized black slag (heap) when the coal mines shut.

You must have gone to school in a shoe box on the M1 and then trudged home to a discarded sock on the hard shoulder.

 

 

[Eric Cuntman]

Just now, ChildeHarold said:

You must have gone to school in a shoe box on the M1 and then trudged home to a discarded sock on the hard shoulder.

 

 

You didn’t try very hard to disguise that Michael Palin turnout did you.

[ChildeHarold]

1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said:

You didn’t try very hard to disguise that Michael Palin turnout did you.

I thought Tim Brooke Taylor was surprisingly good in that sketch. Then, what do I know about comedy? 

[Frank]

12 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

I thought Tim Brooke Taylor was surprisingly good in that sketch. Then, what do I know about comedy? 

I recently met Palin over on the Heath, H. He lives in Gospel Oak. Obviously I didn’t approach him and start quoting Python shite… he took a shine to my wee dachsie. I told him that I still had the VHS tape of ‘Around the world in 80 days’. I watched it on loop when I was a boy. What a lovely man. 

[ChildeHarold]

18 minutes ago, Frank said:

I recently met Palin over on the Heath, H. He lives in Gospel Oak. Obviously I didn’t approach him and start quoting Python shite… he took a shine to my wee dachsie. I told him that I still had the VHS tape of ‘Around the world in 80 days’. I watched it on loop when I was a boy. What a lovely man. 

Whaaat the fuuuuck! 

[Decimus]

21 minutes ago, Frank said:

I recently met Palin over on the Heath, H. He lives in Gospel Oak. Obviously I didn’t approach him and start quoting Python shite

Naturally.

Whilst you portray yourself as the sort of well-heeled, privately educated cunt who "gets" Python, I couldn't ever imagine you attempting to break it down with anyone with more brain cells than a plasterer, let alone one of the creators, lest you be exposed for the Timmy Mallet fucking chancer that you are.

Conversely I'd wager that you'd be all over Brian Conley. I can picture you now, gay dog choking to death on its diamante studded lead as you leg it towards Bri, maggot out and tongue lolling as you repeatedly scream "IT'S A PUPPPPETTTTT!"

You low-brow, Carry On cunt.

[Dyslexic cnut]

14 minutes ago, Frank said:

I recently met Palin over on the Heath, H. He lives in Gospel Oak. Obviously I didn’t approach him and start quoting Python shite… he took a shine to my wee dachsie. I told him that I still had the VHS tape of ‘Around the world in 80 days’. I watched it on loop when I was a boy. What a lovely man. 

You stupid cunt. You were talking to Jules Verne. Palin is terrified of dogs by the way, he’s also very wary of bewigged, bush loitering perverts. I’ve known the man for thirty years and you’ve merely Googled his name to find out where he lives. He’s related to the latest Mrs Cnut so fuck off.

[Eric Cuntman]

42 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

I thought Tim Brooke Taylor was surprisingly good in that sketch. Then, what do I know about comedy? 

He was good in most things. Overshadowed by the brainy one and the Neanderthal with the bi-knock-yoo-larz.

[ChildeHarold]

23 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

He was good in most things. Overshadowed by the brainy one and the Neanderthal with the bi-knock-yoo-larz.

He did I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue as well? 

[ChildeHarold]

59 minutes ago, Frank said:

I recently met Palin over on the Heath, H. He lives in Gospel Oak. Obviously I didn’t approach him and start quoting Python shite… he took a shine to my wee dachsie. I told him that I still had the VHS tape of ‘Around the world in 80 days’. I watched it on loop when I was a boy. What a lovely man. 

[he took a shine to my wee dachsie] 

Are you cajoling me? 

[camberwell gypsy]

1 hour ago, Frank said:

I recently met Palin over on the Heath, H. He lives in Gospel Oak. Obviously I didn’t approach him and start quoting Python shite… he took a shine to my wee dachsie. I told him that I still had the VHS tape of ‘Around the world in 80 days’. I watched it on loop when I was a boy. What a lovely man. 

I was in The Grove Tavern in Camberwell back in the 80s, reading Game Set and Match by  Len Deighton, when Terry Jones, who lived a few doors down from the pub popped in. He commented on the book saying he enjoyed a good spy thriller. 

Just thought I'd shoehorn that in.

[camberwell gypsy]

1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said:

He was good in most things. Overshadowed by the brainy one and the Neanderthal with the bi-knock-yoo-larz.

Watch this sketch with TBT in. Its fucking comedy gold. 

[King Billy]

1 hour ago, Frank said:

I recently met Palin over on the Heath,

Was Liberace with him?

Jog on, you fucking unashamed mincing little wannabe bender.

[King Billy]

1 hour ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

You stupid cunt. You were talking to Jules Verne. Palin is terrified of dogs by the way, he’s also very wary of bewigged, bush loitering perverts. I’ve known the man for thirty years and you’ve merely Googled his name to find out where he lives. He’s related to the latest Mrs Cnut so fuck off.

Around the Wirral in 80 days.

[Dyslexic cnut]

8 minutes ago, King Billy said:

Around the Wirral in 80 days.

Very few spooks here, it’s where your good self set sail for the Boyne.

[Dyslexic cnut]

13 minutes ago, King Billy said:

Around the Wirral in 80 days.

Apologies for the ‘like,’ with all due sycophancy,  brown-nosing and ‘fan boi’ thing of which we hear so much about.

[King Billy]

11 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

Apologies for the ‘like,’ with all due sycophancy,  brown-nosing and ‘fan boi’ thing of which we hear so much about.

No need to apologise. Take the rest of the night off DC. I’ll page you if I need you, but make sure you’re up and about early tomorrow. My imaginary M4 needs a good wash and wax after you drop off my Sunday Sport and McBreakfast McMuffin McMeal.

[ChildeHarold]

On 02/09/2023 at 21:58, camberwell gypsy said:

I was in The Grove Tavern in Camberwell back in the 80s, reading Game Set and Match by  Len Deighton, when Terry Jones, who lived a few doors down from the pub popped in. He commented on the book saying he enjoyed a good spy thriller. 

Just thought I'd shoehorn that in.

Wink, nudge wink. 

"Your wife, is she a goer? Does she go? "

Nudge, wink. 

"She does go, she has an aunt in Penge." 

Bowler hat moves to another seat... 

I can just visualise you: "What's it like to sleep with a woman?" 

Sorry, you asked for it. 

[Eric Cuntman]

39 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

Wink, nudge wink. 

"Your wife, is she a goer? Does she go? "

Nudge, wink. 

"She does go, she has an aunt in Penge." 

Bowler hat moves to another seat... 

I can just visualise you: "What's it like to sleep with a woman?" 

Sorry, you asked for it. 

What’s going on here Harold? Has some ‘specialist’ been tweaking your medication?  
 

[ChildeHarold]

3 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

What’s going on here Harold? Has some ‘specialist’ been tweaking your medication?  
 

My left lobe is Monty Python my right lobe is the Fast Show. 

[Eric Cuntman]

12 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

My left lobe is Monty Python my right lobe is the Fast Show. 

Watch out for the giant hedgehog.