Penny Farthing Posted September 25, 2023 Report Share Posted September 25, 2023 5 hours ago, Hammer of Cunts said: It was the Light Programme in those days: all slow, slow, quick, quick... oopsy daisy. You had an HOME SERVICE in those days too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted September 26, 2023 Report Share Posted September 26, 2023 10 hours ago, Penny Farthing said: You had an HOME SERVICE in those days too. That was like Radio 4 without the woke bollocks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted September 26, 2023 Report Share Posted September 26, 2023 1 hour ago, Hammer of Cunts said: That was like Radio 4 without the woke bollocks. Jack de Manio and Alvar Liddel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entitled little cunt Posted September 27, 2023 Author Report Share Posted September 27, 2023 On 25/09/2023 at 18:43, Wolfie said: I've not been sleeping well lately, and I honestly skim-read the title as 'Diane Abbottamus for a pet' (such is the general loathing of her), before seeing leopard in your intro and mystifyingly backpedalling to the headline, to then see you had written 'Hippopotamus'. Clearly, I am in the presence of yet another idiot newbie. Honestly, if Pen & Zev fucked off for a month, a higher standard of onlookers might like what they see, breathing some much-needed freshness into this stale shithole, full to the brim with pointless, dickhead comments like the ones above, which look as though they've been written by a 12-yo with a severe brain injury. Jesus Christ. You really don't sound a happy person. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted September 27, 2023 Report Share Posted September 27, 2023 2 hours ago, entitled little cunt said: You really don't sound a happy person. He's happy being unhappy. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted September 27, 2023 Report Share Posted September 27, 2023 2 hours ago, entitled little cunt said: You really don't sound a happy person. He's an angry little man, his only friend in the world has four legs 🐩 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted September 27, 2023 Report Share Posted September 27, 2023 1 minute ago, and said: He's an angry little man, his only friend in the world has four legs 🐩 Is his four legged friend called @Dyslexic cnut? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted September 27, 2023 Report Share Posted September 27, 2023 4 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said: Is his four legged friend called @Dyslexic cnut? Only when he's on his knees, taking it from behind, doggy style. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted September 27, 2023 Report Share Posted September 27, 2023 9 minutes ago, and said: Only when he's on his knees, taking it from behind, doggy style. @and, why did you change your Avatar immediately after I pointed out it was a gay porn star who was into shit? Lol. I really thought you'd have the decency to keep a low profile after embarrassing yourself in front of the entire board, yet again (lol) but you clearly have no honour or shame. Lol. What is wrong with you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 27, 2023 Report Share Posted September 27, 2023 48 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: @and, why did you change your Avatar immediately after I pointed out it was a gay porn star who was into shit? Lol. I really thought you'd have the decency to keep a low profile after embarrassing yourself in front of the entire board, yet again (lol) but you clearly have no honour or shame. Lol. What is wrong with you? Who’s his new one? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted September 27, 2023 Report Share Posted September 27, 2023 5 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Who’s his new one? Black Trevor, he's from the shit appreciation society (South London branch). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 27, 2023 Report Share Posted September 27, 2023 52 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Black Trevor, he's from the shit appreciation society (South London branch). I’ll ask someone else then. That told me fuck all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 27, 2023 Report Share Posted September 27, 2023 2 hours ago, and said: Only when he's on his knees, taking it from behind, doggy style. Who’s the nasty looking little bastard in your avatar? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted September 27, 2023 Report Share Posted September 27, 2023 On 25/09/2023 at 13:44, Eric Cuntman said: My uncle met Flanders & Swan in 1959 when he was the one legged sand dancer on radio 2. I have been on the receiving end of a hippo attack on a river in Equatorial Guinea. They are huge, fast and completely fucking fearless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted September 27, 2023 Report Share Posted September 27, 2023 3 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: I have been on the receiving end of a hippo How was it for you? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 27, 2023 Report Share Posted September 27, 2023 7 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: They are huge, fast and completely fucking fearless. Bet you wished you’d had more than a FAMAS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted September 27, 2023 Report Share Posted September 27, 2023 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Bet you wished you’d had more than a FAMAS. It took a full mag from a mat 49. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted September 28, 2023 Report Share Posted September 28, 2023 12 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Who’s the nasty looking little bastard in your avatar? Fuck knows, they all look the same to me. 🙈🙉🙊🐵 Could be Eddie's cousin, Eddie Jr. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted September 28, 2023 Report Share Posted September 28, 2023 1 hour ago, and said: Fuck knows, they all look the same to me. 🙈🙉🙊🐵 Could be Eddie's cousin, Eddie Jr. I was thinking the same about your lot. Lol. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted September 28, 2023 Report Share Posted September 28, 2023 3 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: I was thinking the same about your lot. Lol. Unorthodox. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted October 1, 2023 Report Share Posted October 1, 2023 On 24/09/2023 at 21:05, Eric Cuntman said: Who’s got pet hippos? It used to be Pablo Escobar but he’s dead. Getting married comes an uncomfortably close second to having a hippo as a pet. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted October 1, 2023 Report Share Posted October 1, 2023 On 27/09/2023 at 18:22, and said: Only when he's on his knees, taking it from behind, doggy style. His hippocampus lives in a swamp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted October 1, 2023 Report Share Posted October 1, 2023 On 26/09/2023 at 08:24, Hammer of Cunts said: That was like Radio 4 without the woke bollocks. I've seen a Home Service advertised in the telephone box. In fact, there's hundreds of small cards offering it. Would you like some telephone numbers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted October 2, 2023 Report Share Posted October 2, 2023 On 01/10/2023 at 10:40, Penny Farthing said: His hippocampus lives in a swamp. Best place for it, with the rest of the pond-life. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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