entitled little cunt Posted September 24, 2023 Report Share Posted September 24, 2023 I'm going to get leopard and walk it in the park . Should it rip passers-by throats out so be it . It's not my fault .I should have the right to own and exercise my cuddly pet. I will protest .Hands-off , don't bully a big pussy . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 24, 2023 Report Share Posted September 24, 2023 1 hour ago, entitled little cunt said: I'm going to get leopard and walk it in the park . Should it rip passers-by throats out so be it . It's not my fault .I should have the right to own and exercise my cuddly pet. I will protest .Hands-off , don't bully a big pussy . Who’s got pet hippos? It used to be Pablo Escobar but he’s dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted September 25, 2023 Report Share Posted September 25, 2023 I thought this was going to be about hippopotamusses not fucking leopards. This could be the first time that a thread has been derailed before it starts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entitled little cunt Posted September 25, 2023 Author Report Share Posted September 25, 2023 31 minutes ago, Hammer of Cunts said: I thought this was going to be about hippopotamusses not fucking leopards. This could be the first time that a thread has been derailed before it starts The hippo is one of the most dangerous animals in the world per death by wild animal .I concluded walking a hippo around the park would sound beyond the realms of reality so it Metamorphised into a leopard . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted September 25, 2023 Report Share Posted September 25, 2023 13 hours ago, entitled little cunt said: I'm going to get leopard and walk it in the park . Should it rip passers-by throats out so be it . It's not my fault .I should have the right to own and exercise my cuddly pet. I will protest .Hands-off , don't bully a big pussy . Difficult .. have you talked to a shrink about this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entitled little cunt Posted September 25, 2023 Author Report Share Posted September 25, 2023 1 hour ago, Penny Farthing said: Difficult .. have you talked to a shrink about this? I did , he was the cunt who said "don't be a fool , who has a Hippo for a pet, a leopard possibly is a better bet " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 25, 2023 Report Share Posted September 25, 2023 25 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said: I did , he was the cunt who said "don't be a fool , who has a Hippo for a pet, a leopard possibly is a better bet " It would certainly be more practical, assuming it refrained from attacking and killing you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted September 25, 2023 Report Share Posted September 25, 2023 2 hours ago, entitled little cunt said: walking a hippo around the park I think the hippo would be taking you for a walk. How big a shovel and plasic bag would you need to pick up the shit? How big a tree would you need to hang it up? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 25, 2023 Report Share Posted September 25, 2023 I've always like the idea of having a pet Hyena. No fuckers gonna mess with me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted September 25, 2023 Report Share Posted September 25, 2023 It's probably best to stay away from duck-ponds, paddling-pools etc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 25, 2023 Report Share Posted September 25, 2023 53 minutes ago, Hammer of Cunts said: It's probably best to stay away from duck-ponds, paddling-pools etc. My uncle met Flanders & Swan in 1959 when he was the one legged sand dancer on radio 2. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted September 25, 2023 Report Share Posted September 25, 2023 4 hours ago, Penny Farthing said: have you talked to a shrink about this? It is possible to make a pussy smaller, there are operations to tighten them, for blokes who aren't that well-hung or only shag virgins. 🙀 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 25, 2023 Report Share Posted September 25, 2023 25 minutes ago, Zev said: It is possible to make a pussy smaller, there are operations to tighten them, for blokes who aren't that well-hung or only shag virgins. 🙀 Hypothetically speaking, would the simple act of mentioning Rule 13 here constitute an actual breach of said rule ? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted September 25, 2023 Report Share Posted September 25, 2023 42 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Hypothetically speaking, would the simple act of mentioning Rule 13 here constitute an actual breach of said rule ? Yes it would, especially when you're trying to infer that all virgins are under the age of consent and, it is a fact, women who have had several children sometimes have a medical procedure to 'tighten' the muscles around the vagina. Stop trying to stir the pot, it just makes you look desperate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted September 25, 2023 Report Share Posted September 25, 2023 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: My uncle met Flanders & Swan in 1959 when he was the one legged sand dancer on radio 2. It was the Light Programme in those days: all slow, slow, quick, quick... oopsy daisy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 25, 2023 Report Share Posted September 25, 2023 4 hours ago, Zev said: It is possible to make a pussy smaller, there are operations to tighten them, for blokes who aren't that well-hung or only shag virgins. 🙀 Completely irrelevant to you, since the nearest you’ll ever get to a tight pussy is fucking your neighbours cat. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted September 25, 2023 Report Share Posted September 25, 2023 8 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: Completely irrelevant to you, since the nearest you’ll ever get to a tight pussy is fucking your neighbours cat. Speaking of virginity, when are you going to lose yours? Having @Wolfie kissing your fat, sweaty arse, doesn't count (although, to give him his due, he is trying his best to ingratiate himself) maybe one day, you'll be a notch on his bedpost. LOL 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted September 25, 2023 Report Share Posted September 25, 2023 22 hours ago, entitled little cunt said: I'm going to get leopard and walk it in the park . Should it rip passers-by throats out so be it . It's not my fault .I should have the right to own and exercise my cuddly pet. I will protest .Hands-off , don't bully a big pussy . 9 hours ago, entitled little cunt said: The hippo is one of the most dangerous animals in the world per death by wild animal .I concluded walking a hippo around the park would sound beyond the realms of reality so it Metamorphised into a leopard . I've not been sleeping well lately, and I honestly skim-read the title as 'Diane Abbottamus for a pet' (such is the general loathing of her), before seeing leopard in your intro and mystifyingly backpedalling to the headline, to then see you had written 'Hippopotamus'. Clearly, I am in the presence of yet another idiot newbie. Honestly, if Pen & Zev fucked off for a month, a higher standard of onlookers might like what they see, breathing some much-needed freshness into this stale shithole, full to the brim with pointless, dickhead comments like the ones above, which look as though they've been written by a 12-yo with a severe brain injury. Jesus Christ. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted September 25, 2023 Report Share Posted September 25, 2023 30 minutes ago, Zev said: Speaking of virginity, when are you going to lose yours? Having @Wolfie kissing your fat, sweaty arse, doesn't count (although, to give him his due, he is trying his best to ingratiate himself) maybe one day, you'll be a notch on his bedpost. LOL It seems I'm taking the metaphoric role of his favourite pavement this week, @Decimus – the centre of his attention. I've just typed in 'wolfie' and... well, I hope you're not jealous. Can't you take the neurotic little cunt off my hands for a while? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted September 25, 2023 Report Share Posted September 25, 2023 (edited) 2 hours ago, Wolfie said: It seems I'm taking the metaphoric role of his favourite pavement this week, @Decimus – the centre of his attention. I've just typed in 'wolfie' and... well, I hope you're not jealous. Can't you take the neurotic little cunt off my hands for a while? Just type @ bring up the list from a to z, tag them all in and confuse his tiny dog fucking mind. Edited September 25, 2023 by Snowy @zev Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted September 25, 2023 Report Share Posted September 25, 2023 7 hours ago, Zev said: It is possible to make a pussy smaller, there are operations to tighten them, for blokes who aren't that well-hung or only shag virgins. 🙀 I hope you die, in agony, soon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted September 25, 2023 Report Share Posted September 25, 2023 (edited) On 24/09/2023 at 20:03, entitled little cunt said: I'm going to get leopard and walk it in the park . Should it rip passers-by throats out so be it . It's not my fault .I should have the right to own and exercise my cuddly pet. I will protest .Hands-off , don't bully a big pussy . What is this bollocks? Edited September 25, 2023 by Snowy @zev Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted September 25, 2023 Report Share Posted September 25, 2023 12 hours ago, Hammer of Cunts said: I thought this was going to be about hippopotamusses not fucking leopards. This could be the first time that a thread has been derailed before it starts Isn't the plural hippopotami? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted September 25, 2023 Report Share Posted September 25, 2023 3 hours ago, Ape™️ said: Completely irrelevant to you, since the nearest you’ll ever get to a tight pussy is fucking your neighbours cat. Silence!, you mongloid gimp. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted September 25, 2023 Report Share Posted September 25, 2023 3 hours ago, Ape™️ said: Completely irrelevant to you, since the nearest you’ll ever get to a tight pussy is fucking your neighbours cat. You OK mate? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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