Witheredscrote Posted October 18, 2023 Report Share Posted October 18, 2023 1 hour ago, Decimus said: Witherrrsssssssss is a supergrass extraordinaire, his geese will have to be quick off the fucking mark if they want to get in before he self-snitches. Oh dear, not again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 18, 2023 Report Share Posted October 18, 2023 24 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Been done to death before, and 'liked' by the site's top boring, plagiarising twat. 23 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Yawn. 22 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Oh dear, not again. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted October 18, 2023 Report Share Posted October 18, 2023 1 hour ago, Witheredscrote said: Oh dear, not again. Withers, you old French worm... I'm renting out a room to a (French speaking and surnamed) Swiss circus performer soon and rather tasty she is, if I don't say so myself. Any smooth French conversation starters (to get her in the mood) and wine suggestions? Or shall I whip out my massive schlong and chase her around the place, in a similar way to you getting out your little shriveled worm and chasing the Geese? Fuck off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 18, 2023 Report Share Posted October 18, 2023 1 hour ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Any smooth French conversation starters (to get her in the mood) Well they do say French is the 'language of love' so on paper at least Withers is the man to go to if you're looking to woo a lady. In reality though, when the 'language of love' is some cunt repeatedly screaming "Ooh la la!" and "Haw-Hee-Haw-Hee-Haw!" whilst chasing a hairy tart around a Carrefour, you're probably better off just telling him to kill himself. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted October 18, 2023 Report Share Posted October 18, 2023 2 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Withers, you old French worm... I'm renting out a room to a (French speaking and surnamed) Swiss circus performer soon and rather tasty she is, if I don't say so myself. Any smooth French conversation starters (to get her in the mood) and wine suggestions? Or shall I whip out my massive schlong and chase her around the place, in a similar way to you getting out your little shriveled worm and chasing the Geese? Fuck off. This is the best option, based on similar experiences in my own home. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 19, 2023 Report Share Posted October 19, 2023 On 18/10/2023 at 14:49, Witheredscrote said: Been done to death before, and 'liked' by the site's top boring, plagiarising twat. Rattled Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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