Old Chap Raasclaat Posted December 11, 2023 Report Share Posted December 11, 2023 35 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Are you a campanologist? Are you a hunchback? I seem to detect in you an unusual interest in the bells. Would you like to relax on my couch and describe your feelings? I will prepare myself in my usual way by stuffing my ears with tissue and turning up the volume on Whole Lot of Love by Led Zeppelin while using the fan, microwave and washing machine simultaneously. LOL I have a strong feeling yourself and @and are bumders. In response to your offer, fuck off. However, I'm sure Frank would love to spend some time on your couch whilst you 'prepare yourself' send him a PM. Lol. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted December 11, 2023 Report Share Posted December 11, 2023 18 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: I have a strong feeling yourself and @and are bumders. In response to your offer, fuck off. However, I'm sure Frank would love to spend some time on your couch whilst you 'prepare yourself' send him a PM. Lol. You are evading my question. Is your hobby CAMPANOLOGY? I simple yes no will suffice. You can go elsewhere for therapy, it's a free world. However my prescription will cost you: two cups of undiluted bleach every time your fingers start itching to get hold of a pair of bells. (and they say conversion therapy doesn't work!) 🙂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted December 11, 2023 Report Share Posted December 11, 2023 1 hour ago, ChildeHarold said: (and they say conversion therapy doesn't work!) 🙂 Demand a refund. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 12, 2023 Report Share Posted December 12, 2023 20 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: I have a strong feeling yourself and @and are bumders. In response to your offer, fuck off. However, I'm sure Frank would love to spend some time on your couch whilst you 'prepare yourself' send him a PM. Lol. Could you fucking even begin to imagine it? @Frank spread-eagled and stark bollock naked on the Aitch's polythene covered, Heart Foundation sofa, getting ready for his big Kate Winslett moment. Aitch stood doing his best Di Caprio impression, scratching away with his crayons and trying to portray Frank's Belsenesque body in a sexual light whilst desperately attempting to stop his little bullet from exploding. Good fucking God. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted December 12, 2023 Report Share Posted December 12, 2023 1 minute ago, Decimus said: Could you fucking even begin to imagine it? @Frank spread eagled and stark bollock naked on the Aitch's polythene covered, Heart Foundation sofa, getting ready for his big Kate Winslett moment. Aitch stood doing his best Di Caprio impression scratching away with his crayons and trying to portray Frank's Belsenesque body in a sexual light. Good fucking God. What a vile thought, lol. Imagine Frank beforehand, stripping for Harold, in his small white shirt, 24 inch waist Calvin Klein pants, freshly shaved bandy legs and strutting around in his fake Loakes and shitty glasses. Fuck knows what Harold looks like but I imagine he looks that bumder Gandalf cunt from Lord of the Rings. Lol. What a vomit inducing pair of cunts. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted December 12, 2023 Report Share Posted December 12, 2023 22 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: while using the fan, microwave and washing machine simultaneously. Hopefully, on his empty head! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted December 12, 2023 Report Share Posted December 12, 2023 1 hour ago, Decimus said: his little bullet from exploding. I'd like to see a frangible bullet exploding in the centre of your forehead 💥 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted December 12, 2023 Report Share Posted December 12, 2023 4 hours ago, and said: I'd like to see a frangible bullet exploding in the centre of your forehead 💥 You appear to be taking the everyday banter here on CC a tad too seriously. None of it is real. Seek help. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted December 12, 2023 Report Share Posted December 12, 2023 15 minutes ago, King Billy said: You appear to be taking the everyday banter here on CC a tad too seriously. None of it is real. Seek help. There's a lot to be said for the dumdum bullet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted December 12, 2023 Report Share Posted December 12, 2023 5 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: There's a lot to be said for the dumdum bullet. I’m sure there is but it’s really not necessary to say it probably. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted December 13, 2023 Report Share Posted December 13, 2023 On 07/12/2023 at 19:08, ChildeHarold said: Just fucking give it a rest mate. Precious little half-faggot wanker. Fuck off & die. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted December 13, 2023 Report Share Posted December 13, 2023 2 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Precious little half-faggot wanker. Fuck off & die. Go and suck a cock you bent keyboard warrior LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted December 13, 2023 Report Share Posted December 13, 2023 14 hours ago, King Billy said: I’m sure there is but it’s really not necessary to say it probably. There's three on my list... at least. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted December 13, 2023 Report Share Posted December 13, 2023 16 hours ago, King Billy said: You appear to be taking the everyday banter here on CC a tad too seriously. None of it is real. Seek help. Everything is real, until I wake up and stop dreaming 🦄 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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