London the barbaric shithole

[Hammer of Cunts]

15 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said:

Say what you want about Ken being a complete cunt (he is), but as a fellow newt wanker, I naturally find a kinship with the neo Marxist, Jew baiting, commie bastard.

 

Fink-Nottle, is that you?

[and]

18 hours ago, ChildeHarold said:

climate change

No such thing, more brainwashing nonsense for the gullible.

[ChildeHarold]

19 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

There’s enough of them about 4 miles from here, along with lizards, grass snakes and sloe worms. Believe it or not, in Britain’s scummiest town Jaywick. They’ve got flood dykes and streams at the back of the bit that got washed away in 1953. Standing water everywhere and fuckloads of wildlife on the mile of swampy wasteland between Jaywick and the sewage plant behind it.

Thank God for that. No doubt the proposed multi-million pound revamp of Jaywick will put paid to that! A fully grown grass snake is quite frightening. Luckily you just see the last two feet of them disappearing into the long grass. It was a snake wasn't it? A sort of browny green colour slightly thicker than a garden hose. 

[ChildeHarold]

10 hours ago, Decimus said:

Well we know where @Stubby Pecker is going on his stag do if he ever gets married again.

GET YOUR CLOACA OUT FOR THE LADS.

Carry on Up the Jungle the dinner party. Frankie Howerd to Joan Sims, "A little more?" 

[Hammer of Cunts]

1 hour ago, ChildeHarold said:

the last two feet of them disappearing

Snakes don't have feet, that's why they're fucking snakes.

[Penny Farthing]

3 hours ago, and said:

No such thing, more brainwashing nonsense for the gullible.

The climate is changing for Harold

[Decimus]

44 minutes ago, Hammer of Cunts said:

Snakes don't have feet, that's why they're fucking snakes.

@Witheredscrote Witherrrrrssss?

[Penny Farthing]

47 minutes ago, Hammer of Cunts said:

Snakes don't have feet, that's why they're fucking snakes.

What about an Adder they're often two foot.

[Cuntybaws]

23 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said:

as a fellow newt wanker

Gives a whole new meaning to "tadpole yoghurt".

[ChildeHarold]

1 hour ago, Penny Farthing said:

The climate is changing for Harold

My stools are large and perfectly formed. 

[ChildeHarold]

1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said:

Gives a whole new meaning to "tadpole yoghurt".

Are you related to the not seen on the box any more Hexon Blumenthal? Or kuddly Kerridge? 

[King Billy]

On 09/12/2023 at 21:32, ChildeHarold said:

What is your position on Mr Khan? 

The ‘Derek Chauvin 90’ bent right knee’ position on the stunted little cunts throat  would be my choice (other positions are available though).

[and]

On 11/12/2023 at 21:39, ChildeHarold said:

My stools are large and perfectly formed. 

Ikea?

[ChildeHarold]

On 12/12/2023 at 00:43, King Billy said:

The ‘Derek Chauvin 90’ bent right knee’ position on the stunted little cunts throat  would be my choice (other positions are available though).

Preceded by a forearm smash to the face, a few jabs in the ribs and a couple of turns of the boot followed by a flying scissor press into the corner then a 180° flip across the ring onto his back... then I'd tag you after threatening the ref. 

I wonder how they got on with their wives after an evening in the ring?