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On 25/04/2024 at 11:32, Cuntybaws said:

Despite appearing eminently fuckable on the outside, Rachel Riley is very aggressively Jewish, so much so that I'd have to think twice before fucking her. Not that I'm ever likely to get the chance.

 

Licking Kate Silverton not good enough?

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4 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Licking Kate Silverton not good enough?

That was an accident. Splitting Riley in half would be quite deliberate.

It may just be a coincidence, but following her licking Kate left the BBC and now works as a child therapist in primary schools with special educational needs. I taught her everything she knows about traumatic repressed memory syndrome.

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On 25/04/2024 at 09:55, ChildeHarold said:

Carol Vorderman IS NOT Jewish -  despite all the indicators. 

She's a very nice lady with the general publics best interests at heart. She's so selfless.Although she's very successful she still wants to make sure there's  enough to bury those who have been less fortunate than herself .She's a fucking legend and a true committed socialist. 

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1 hour ago, entitled little cunt said:

She's a very nice lady with the general publics best interests at heart. She's so selfless.Although she's very successful she still wants to make sure there's  enough to bury those who have been less fortunate than herself .She's a fucking legend and a true committed socialist. 

Irony doesn't suit you.   She's always been a bit of a shit stirrer... no wonder she's currently on LBC. 

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1 hour ago, entitled little cunt said:

She's a very nice lady with the general publics best interests at heart. She's so selfless.Although she's very successful she still wants to make sure there's  enough to bury those who have been less fortunate than herself .She's a fucking legend and a true committed socialist. 

She’s a cunt.

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On 25/04/2024 at 11:32, Cuntybaws said:

Despite appearing eminently fuckable on the outside, Rachel Riley is very aggressively Jewish, so much so that I'd have to think twice before fucking her. Not that I'm ever likely to get the chance.

 

Her ethnicity doesn't bother me one iota; my Hitler 'tache would be caked in her fanny batter in no time once the wine gets flowing and Countdown board game makes an appearance. 

Not that I'm ever likely to get the chance.

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7 minutes ago, Wolfie said:

Her ethnicity doesn't bother me one iota; my Hitler 'tache will be caked in her fanny batter in no time once the wine gets flowing and Countdown board game makes an appearance. 

Not that I'm ever likely to get the chance.

.When you whisper into her ear about your fanny battered moustache I reckon she'd be putty in your hand .

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15 minutes ago, King Billy said:

Franks profile picture on ‘Grinder’ and ‘Plenty of Cock’.

With a bit of Bresslaw Photoshopping, it might just as easily be the picture accompanying Pen's very brief obituary.

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1 minute ago, Wolfie said:

With a bit of Bresslaw Photoshopping, it might just as easily be the picture accompanying Pen's very brief obituary.

Pen’s obituary, if and when I saw it would probably (very temporarily) arouse me on a similar scale to the picture. 

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51 minutes ago, King Billy said:

Franks profile picture on ‘Grinder’ and ‘Plenty of Cock’.

He has clearly superimposed a younger version of himself on the cock.  If I was a sexually naive young girl I would be suspicious about that. 

(but not the ginormous cock) 

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9 hours ago, entitled little cunt said:

If wanking is considered  a decline into madness

Who's steering the boat?

It certainly won't be the Captain or his crew.

(out of interest, does anybody know how many female officers there are in charge of a ship?)

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