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On 10/02/2024 at 14:29, entitled little cunt said:

A lot of people throwing themselves into rivers lately according to the police .What if there's a killer going around throwing people in?.My main suspect would be Jacob Rees-mogg.

It's all to do with 'climate change', the more the polar ice cap melts, the more water will be in rivers and the sea, consequently people who can't swim are swept away and drowned.

I'm surprised there hasn't been a documentary about it on the BBC, or any other cunt-run tv channel shilling for the government. 

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4 minutes ago, and said:

It's all to do with 'climate change', the more the polar ice cap melts, the more water will be in rivers and the sea, consequently people who can't swim are swept away and drowned.

I'm surprised there hasn't been a documentary about it on the BBC, or any other cunt-run tv channel, shilling for the government. 

Buy a Tesla,  save people from drowning , Musk will be pedalling his shitty save the planet  product even more .That rather large hole  in the ground  in some shithole area of China  is a lithium mine .The nearby lake is poisoned and totally dead  but dont worry , the gormless cunts who buy  a Tesla are doing their bit to stop us all spontaneously combusting. Cunts .Utter and complete cunts.

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8 hours ago, ChildeHarold said:

Suppose he got picked up in a car? 

A black Fiat Punto is the peaceful religion’s usual vehicle of choice for volunteers conducting special operations behind kuffir lines. However any of several models of 15+ year old 4 door saloon cars, usually with at least one defective headlight, no brake lights, a taxi sign on the roof rack originating from (choose any shithole town or city North of Watford) is the preferred choice of car for ‘pick ups’, especially after dark. It’s only a matter of time (probably about six months at least) before the Met. release a grainy CCTV image of such a vehicle pulling over on the bridge (probably mowing down a few unfortunate tourists) and then Alkali Abdul helping the driver to chuck a few teenage schoolgirls bodies into the Thames, before speeding away (after receiving directions to the M1 and a polite (non racist) reminder to get the lights etc. fixed as soon as they get back home), from a couple of Saddo Khunts finest boys in blue, who’ve been scouring the Islamic Republic of Britain’s Capitol City for jihad jelly face, in their shiny rainbow coloured squad car (when they’re not parked up in a quiet lay-by furiously plunging each other’s backsides with their truncheons and tazering each others bollocks).

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40 minutes ago, King Billy said:

A black Fiat Punto is the peaceful religion’s usual vehicle of choice for volunteers conducting special operations behind kuffir lines. However any of several models of 15+ year old 4 door saloon cars, usually with at least one defective headlight, no brake lights, a taxi sign on the roof rack originating from (choose any shithole town or city North of Watford) is the preferred choice of car for ‘pick ups’, especially after dark. It’s only a matter of time (probably about six months at least) before the Met. release a grainy CCTV image of such a vehicle pulling over on the bridge (probably mowing down a few unfortunate tourists) and then Alkali Abdul helping the driver to chuck a few teenage schoolgirls bodies into the Thames, before speeding away (after receiving directions to the M1 and a polite (non racist) reminder to get the lights etc. fixed as soon as they get back home), from a couple of Saddo Khunts finest boys in blue, who’ve been scouring the Islamic Republic of Britain’s Capitol City for jihad jelly face, in their shiny rainbow coloured squad car (when they’re not parked up in a quiet lay-by furiously plunging each other’s backsides with their truncheons and tazering each others bollocks).

So you have information that would assist in their enquiries? Chelsea Bridge is the poor relation of Albert and Battersea. Guy has no class. Of course the other side is Wandsworth and a hinterland of urban sprawl you could lose a troupe of circus elephants in. 🐘 

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2 hours ago, King Billy said:

A black Fiat Punto is the peaceful religion’s usual vehicle of choice for volunteers conducting special operations behind kuffir lines. However any of several models of 15+ year old 4 door saloon cars, usually with at least one defective headlight, no brake lights, a taxi sign on the roof rack originating from (choose any shithole town or city North of Watford) is the preferred choice of car for ‘pick ups’, especially after dark. It’s only a matter of time (probably about six months at least) before the Met. release a grainy CCTV image of such a vehicle pulling over on the bridge (probably mowing down a few unfortunate tourists) and then Alkali Abdul helping the driver to chuck a few teenage schoolgirls bodies into the Thames, before speeding away (after receiving directions to the M1 and a polite (non racist) reminder to get the lights etc. fixed as soon as they get back home), from a couple of Saddo Khunts finest boys in blue, who’ve been scouring the Islamic Republic of Britain’s Capitol City for jihad jelly face, in their shiny rainbow coloured squad car (when they’re not parked up in a quiet lay-by furiously plunging each other’s backsides with their truncheons and tazering each others bollocks).

The last few lines were a bit much .I wouldn't like to have my bollox tasered, saying that it would be tbe biggest shock they've received in a few years so could be beneficial .

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On 10/02/2024 at 19:10, King Billy said:

A black Fiat Punto is the peaceful religion’s usual vehicle of choice for volunteers conducting special operations behind kuffir lines. However any of several models of 15+ year old 4 door saloon cars, usually with at least one defective headlight, no brake lights, a taxi sign on the roof rack originating from (choose any shithole town or city North of Watford) is the preferred choice of car for ‘pick ups’, especially after dark. It’s only a matter of time (probably about six months at least) before the Met. release a grainy CCTV image of such a vehicle pulling over on the bridge (probably mowing down a few unfortunate tourists) and then Alkali Abdul helping the driver to chuck a few teenage schoolgirls bodies into the Thames, before speeding away (after receiving directions to the M1 and a polite (non racist) reminder to get the lights etc. fixed as soon as they get back home), from a couple of Saddo Khunts finest boys in blue, who’ve been scouring the Islamic Republic of Britain’s Capitol City for jihad jelly face, in their shiny rainbow coloured squad car (when they’re not parked up in a quiet lay-by furiously plunging each other’s backsides with their truncheons and tazering each others bollocks).

A black Fiat Punto is the peaceful religion’s usual vehicle of choice 

As opposed to the IRAs 1970s choice of Morris Marina. Mind you, fair play to them, that fucking car needed blowing up. 

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6 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

A black Fiat Punto is the peaceful religion’s usual vehicle of choice 

As opposed to the IRAs 1970s choice of Morris Marina. Mind you, fair play to them, that fucking car needed blowing up. 

A decent original  Marina in good shape , especially in coupe TC form is a valuable peice of kit now .I wouldn't mind one in  that red orange they did with black vinyl interior .A Hillman Avenger Tiger would be a dream come true.Poke your  dusky drug dealer gun under the seat and terrible music  Lambo up your ring , there's no comparison.See what one would get all the attention , it's that yellow wasp of a Hillman , every time .

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Met Cozzer said he "went" into the Thames, yet not one hack thought this was an odd turn of phrase, unless Abdul has amphibian attributes and on his conversion to Christianity was baptised Lazarus.

I don't know where he is, not that I am a grass, but I think nature would take over at some point with a chemical burn and an absence of specialist treatment.

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34 minutes ago, The Beast said:

Met Cozzer said he "went" into the Thames, yet not one hack thought this was an odd turn of phrase, unless Abdul has amphibian attributes and on his conversion to Christianity was baptised Lazarus.

I don't know where he is, not that I am a grass, but I think nature would take over at some point with a chemical burn and an absence of specialist treatment.

At least one quote that his right eye "melted" from the chemical splash back .. I know from experience that eyes are not to be messed with .. at best he would have been in excruciating pain yet the CCTV images showing him walking around casually .. not always odd as in some burn injuries the pain intensifies later (sometimes several hours later) .. perhaps the chemicals got into his blood stream or even into his mouth via the saliva ducts. I would go with the "dead" part of the METS theory regardless of whether or not he went into the water .. I do hope that he suffered during his last moments (hopefully hours) of his life.

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32 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said:

At least one quote that his right eye "melted" from the chemical splash back .. I know from experience that eyes are not to be messed with .. at best he would have been in excruciating pain yet the CCTV images showing him walking around casually .. not always odd as in some burn injuries the pain intensifies later (sometimes several hours later) .. perhaps the chemicals got into his blood stream or even into his mouth via the saliva ducts. I would go with the "dead" part of the METS theory regardless of whether or not he went into the water

Fuck my old boots, it's Miss fucking Marple.

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14 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said:

It is but I thought any enthusiasm  to get anything even remotely correct would be utterly wasted on you 

To which "hooligan 2 strokes are you referring? Other than mopeds. 350 LCs, GT750s? Unreliable or unrideable, take your pick.

I once met a bloke who had a Silk, but he was a 70yr-old who made paper and lived in a igloo with a grass roof, not a hooligan.

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1 hour ago, Hammer of Cunts said:

To which "hooligan 2 strokes are you referring? Other than mopeds. 350 LCs, GT750s? Unreliable or unrideable, take your pick.

I once met a bloke who had a Silk, but he was a 70yr-old who made paper and lived in a igloo with a grass roof, not a hooligan.

A silk, rare as rocking horse shit .Yamaha and kawasaki 2 strokes are my personal favourites. RD's and KH's.

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1 hour ago, Hammer of Cunts said:

Unreliable or unrideable, take your pick.

You need to get off Tinder (or Grindr), pull your ‘Sunday best’ trousers and blazer on and venture out into the big scary real world. What have you got to lose?

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12 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said:

A silk, rare as rocking horse shit .Yamaha and kawasaki 2 strokes are my personal favourites. RD's and KH's.

Husqvarna? 
 Bikes aren’t my thing, but a friend told me that before they made chainsaws, they made some of the best dirt bikes on the planet.

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11 hours ago, King Billy said:

You need to get off Tinder (or Grindr), pull your ‘Sunday best’ trousers and blazer on and venture out into the big scary real world. What have you got to lose?

Can't see what you're getting at there, am I missing something or is it gibberish?

Maybe you've caught something.

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