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Valentine's Day Week


ChildeHarold

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The fucking nauseating Radio Hamster Wheel has begun. Here it goes: Easter Eggs in the shops from.... NOW!  The treasure hunt. Does anybody remember what these days really mean? Oh, it's a day off work. I don’t know why!

Meanwhile give us your fucking Valentine memories and stories while the shops try to shift as much over priced trash off the shelves as possible. 

Meanwhile, keep up the threat level from Russia, pile in the Yankee nuclear weapons in East Anglia and campaign against green energy infrastructure in your own back yard although you're a card carrying environmentalist.

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8 hours ago, ChildeHarold said:

nuclear weapons in East Anglia

Best place for 'em, the place is full of cunts (well, one less, apparently, he's gone to Canada, at least, that's the rumour)

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24 minutes ago, and said:

Best place for 'em, the place is full of cunts (well, one less, apparently, he's gone to Canada, at least, that's the rumour)

A mentally ill guy just went through Heathrow without a passport or ticket/boarding pass and got off at New York. "Taking back control"? 

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6 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

A mentally ill guy just went through Heathrow without a passport or ticket/boarding pass and got off at New York. "Taking back control"? 

Gotta make room for the next wave of illegals.

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Can we all share a thought for one eyed Abdul.There will be no Valentines  day for him.No loving hug as he reaches into his coat to pull out a red rose and every fucker ducks and runs .His loved ones will miss his familiar odour of acetone and bleach .The sex offenders register will be one name short , just a blank space left where once a name of  a dangerous sex pest once lingered . At least those poor misinformed staff of the CPS, the probation service , those who let Abdul settle in the uk and social services will be happy taking their full salary pensions. There is some justice in this world after all. 

Thd cunt is probably riding a tuk tuk in Kabul as we speak.

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10 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said:

Can we all share a thought for one eyed Abdul.There will be no Valentines  day for him.No loving hug as he reaches into his coat to pull out a red rose and every fucker ducks and runs .His loved ones will miss his familiar odour of acetone and bleach .The sex offenders register will be one name short , just a blank space left where once a name of  a dangerous sex pest once lingered . At least those poor misinformed staff of the CPS, the probation service , those who let Abdul settle in the uk and social services will be happy taking their full salary pensions. There is some justice in this world after all. 

Thd cunt is probably riding a tuk tuk in Kabul as we speak.

Is tuk tuk Afghanistani for virgin?

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6 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Is tuk tuk Afghanistani for virgin?

He's probably doing that as well , hopefully it's his 42 that are promised when he reaches muslim heaven.Its hard to believe we are instructed to tolerate a cult that believes  that if males play to the cult  rules their reward  is sex with 42 underage girls .The the cunts are in court constantly for trying to reap their sicko reward in actual  life rather than the afterlife.fucking bizarre. 

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Val Day used to be a simple untroubled unhamstered uncommercialised ANONYMOUS CARD day. Perhaps a small spray or single rose. 

Now it's a fucking shopping spree for sugar, fat and chocolate. A fucking intravenous drip for calories and obesity. Another fucking simple pleasure traduced and destroyed by THE MACHINE. 

 

Rage, Rage Against The Machine. 

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12 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

Val Day used to be a simple untroubled unhamstered uncommercialised ANONYMOUS CARD day. Perhaps a small spray or single rose. 

Now it's a fucking shopping spree for sugar, fat and chocolate. A fucking intravenous drip for calories and obesity. Another fucking simple pleasure traduced and destroyed by THE MACHINE. 

Rage, Rage Against The Machine. 

Forget the chocolate, Harold, just whip out the Viagra and rage, rage against the dying of the light instead.

 

On a semi-related note, I am worried by your use of "unhamstered" above. On second thought, perhaps DON'T whip out the Viagra, eh?

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21 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

Forget the chocolate, Harold, just whip out the Viagra and rage, rage against the dying of the light instead.

 

On a semi-related note, I am worried by your use of "unhamstered" above. On second thought, perhaps DON'T whip out the Viagra, eh?

There is a train of thought and then yours: a Runaway Train of thought. A fucking great movie. 

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On 12/02/2024 at 21:38, camberwell gypsy said:

"Roses are Red, Violets are blue, that ain't a knife. This is a knife"

C Dundee (1986) 

I always preferred that French blokes approach sitting next to the Houston woman on the TV chat show with his " Aaah waant to ferck yueuwwh"

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13 hours ago, entitled little cunt said:

The the cunts are in court constantly for trying to reap their sicko reward in actual  life rather than the afterlife. fucking bizarre. 

That is very strange.

Does that mean they're murdering us and possibly killing themselves in the process, for something they've already had and are unlikely to receive again?

How fuckin' cuntish.

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4 hours ago, Hammer of Cunts said:

Christ! Did you read that right to the end?

I lost interest at "we".

I see you’re not feeling the love for elc either. He is a rather tedious, verbose idiot, isn’t he?

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Fuck off Frank
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On 13/02/2024 at 22:19, entitled little cunt said:

Can we all share a thought for one eyed Abdul.There will be no Valentines  day for him.No loving hug as he reaches into his coat to pull out a red rose and every fucker ducks and runs .His loved ones will miss his familiar odour of acetone and bleach .The sex offenders register will be one name short , just a blank space left where once a name of  a dangerous sex pest once lingered . At least those poor misinformed staff of the CPS, the probation service , those who let Abdul settle in the uk and social services will be happy taking their full salary pensions. There is some justice in this world after all. 

Thd cunt is probably riding a tuk tuk in Kabul as we speak.

I already told you - he dead, that cat drowned.

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5 hours ago, entitled little cunt said:

I would respond but I....

am about to perform fellatio in the orangutan enclosure at London Zoo? 

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