Hammer of Cunts Posted March 23 Report Share Posted March 23 Accrol, apparently one of the largest of our British bog-roll manufacturers, is in danger of being absorbed by an alien stationary manufacturer. The potential for strategic damage during times of global tension is eye-watering. Foreigners have differient expectations in these matters and standards could easily slip, just look across the channel. An Englishman cannot appear at his best with an itchy arse; Putin's spies are aware of this, liberties will be taken and security will be compromised. Our national interests need protection! 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted March 23 Report Share Posted March 23 26 minutes ago, Hammer of Cunts said: Accrol, apparently one of the largest of our British bog-roll manufacturers, is in danger of being absorbed by an alien stationary manufacturer. The potential for strategic damage during times of global tension is eye-watering. Foreigners have differient expectations in these matters and standards could easily slip, just look across the channel. An Englishman cannot appear at his best with an itchy arse; Putin's spies are aware of this, liberties will be taken and security will be compromised. Our national interests need protection! Shit nomination. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted March 23 Report Share Posted March 23 39 minutes ago, Hammer of Cunts said: Accrol, apparently one of the largest of our British bog-roll manufacturers, is in danger of being absorbed by an alien stationary manufacturer. The potential for strategic damage during times of global tension is eye-watering. Foreigners have differient expectations in these matters and standards could easily slip, just look across the channel. An Englishman cannot appear at his best with an itchy arse; Putin's spies are aware of this, liberties will be taken and security will be compromised. Our national interests need protection! I don't much care for your tone. I hope we cut off your electric. Fuck off. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted March 23 Author Report Share Posted March 23 30 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said: Shit nomination. Clean up your act. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted March 23 Author Report Share Posted March 23 22 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: I don't much care for your tone. I hope we cut off your electric. Fuck off. This from a country where plumbing is seen as a form of satanism and they shit in the shower. Set fire to a bidet and make the world a better place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted March 23 Report Share Posted March 23 2 hours ago, Hammer of Cunts said: Accrol, apparently one of the largest of our British bog-roll manufacturers, is in danger of being absorbed by an alien stationary manufacturer. The potential for strategic damage during times of global tension is eye-watering. Foreigners have differient expectations in these matters and standards could easily slip, just look across the channel. An Englishman cannot appear at his best with an itchy arse; Putin's spies are aware of this, liberties will be taken and security will be compromised. Our national interests need protection! Laffin UNREPENTANTFENIANBAZTURDPANZERMURPHYBABY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted March 23 Author Report Share Posted March 23 4 hours ago, PANZER MURPHY said: Laffin UNREPENTANTFENIANBAZTURDPANZERMURPHYBABY You're Irixh aren't you? Don't you lot just use dock leaves? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted March 23 Report Share Posted March 23 6 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: I don't much care for your tone. I hope we cut off your electric. Fuck off. Scrotes, I fixed my energy with EDF, in September 2021 - 3.9p /kWh for gas and 19.5p /kWh for electric. Every time I use it I get a nice comforting feeling knowing that I'm paying less than the frogs that own it. What do you think of that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted March 23 Author Report Share Posted March 23 28 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Scrotes, I fixed my energy with EDF, in September 2021 - 3.9p /kWh for gas and 19.5p /kWh for electric. Every time I use it I get a nice comforting feeling knowing that I'm paying less than the frogs that own it. What do you think of that? At school, we used electricity to make frogs' legs jiggle about. Thinking about it now reminds me of Johnny Halliday. I wonder if it makes their ballsacks shrivel up, it would explain a lot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entitled little cunt Posted March 23 Report Share Posted March 23 8 hours ago, Hammer of Cunts said: Accrol, apparently one of the largest of our British bog-roll manufacturers, is in danger of being absorbed by an alien stationary manufacturer. The potential for strategic damage during times of global tension is eye-watering. Foreigners have differient expectations in these matters and standards could easily slip, just look across the channel. An Englishman cannot appear at his best with an itchy arse; Putin's spies are aware of this, liberties will be taken and security will be compromised. Our national interests need protection! No shit !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 23 Report Share Posted March 23 11 hours ago, Penny Farthing said: Shit nomination. Reported (rule 10) 🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuggerLugs Posted March 24 Report Share Posted March 24 13 hours ago, Hammer of Cunts said: Accrol, apparently one of the largest of our British bog-roll manufacturers, is in danger of being absorbed by an alien stationary manufacturer. The potential for strategic damage during times of global tension is eye-watering. Foreigners have differient expectations in these matters and standards could easily slip, just look across the channel. An Englishman cannot appear at his best with an itchy arse; Putin's spies are aware of this, liberties will be taken and security will be compromised. Our national interests need protection! Izal renaissance? I hope not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted March 24 Report Share Posted March 24 7 hours ago, Hammer of Cunts said: You're Irixh aren't you? Don't you lot just use dock leaves? Our paws hammer baby..the same ones we make yer sammiges with..lol UNREPENTANTFENIANBAZTURDPANZERMURPHYBABY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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