Frank Posted March 31 Report Share Posted March 31 17 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Or could it be that you're not happy in your head, which is why you fill the void with so many shoes? It could be, yes. I collect umbrellas too.. got them coming out my ears. They're mostly made up of the wooden one-piece offerings from Swaine Adeney Brigg. They have a fabulous boutique in Burlington Arcade. I bought a hickory stick just the other week in French navy... https://swaine.london/products/hickory-umbrella-for-men-french-navy?_pos=6&_fid=84beb6dc7&_ss=c Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 31 Report Share Posted March 31 19 minutes ago, Frank said: It could be, yes. I collect umbrellas too.. got them coming out my ears. It's apparently known as the John Steed fetish down at the old Duncan. Insert, twist and open. Although why you'd want to spend half a grand on something that mainly lives up your arsehole I don't know. Have you ever considered cock as a cheaper alternative? Lolololololol. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entitled little cunt Posted April 1 Report Share Posted April 1 9 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Join me in picking on@entitled little cunt then, you greasy, faggot cunt. Cmon lets get Oh yeah , bring it on .Never anger a man who wears flip flops in winter and wobbles his head whilst talking .I'll smash yer teeth in and shove an out of date happy shopper sandwich down your throat . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entitled little cunt Posted April 1 Report Share Posted April 1 8 hours ago, Decimus said: It's apparently known as the John Steed fetish down at the old Duncan. Insert, twist and open. Although why you'd want to spend half a grand on something that mainly lives up your arsehole I don't know. Have you ever considered cock as a cheaper alternative? Lolololololol. Have I inadvertently signed into grindr. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entitled little cunt Posted April 1 Report Share Posted April 1 9 hours ago, Frank said: You know what they say... if you're not happy in your shoes, you're not happy in your head. Or your wearing freeman Hardy Willis cripplers c.1978 and walking 3 miles to school .Now the little cunts get chauffeured in jelly mould porsche cayenne's driven by neurotic mothers who haven't mastered the art of parking or the 3 point turn .Cunts . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 1 Report Share Posted April 1 42 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said: Have I inadvertently signed into grindr. 🤣🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted April 1 Report Share Posted April 1 10 hours ago, Wolfie said: How many pairs of shoes, boots, trainers etc. do you own Frank, and to what approximate value new? etc., 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted April 1 Report Share Posted April 1 8 hours ago, Frank said: etc., You can dangle your half-pint maggot in front of my face as much as you wish, but I'm not biting. Cantankerous idiot. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 1 Report Share Posted April 1 34 minutes ago, Wolfie said: You can dangle your half-pint maggot in front of my face as much as you wish, but I'm not biting. Cantankerous idiot. Are you okay @Wolfie babes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted April 2 Report Share Posted April 2 On 29/03/2024 at 17:03, Old Chap Raasclaat said: They can all go fuck themselves. The money is better in my pocket than theirs. I should start a Raas Money Saving Expert YouTube channel. The money would be better spent on a one-way ticket back to Haiti, with the rest of those Windrush no-marks, cunt. Fuck off! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted April 2 Report Share Posted April 2 On 01/04/2024 at 18:31, Penny Farthing said: Are you okay @Wolfie babes? Of course he is, now he's got his attic to himself (and his Poodle 🐩) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 2 Report Share Posted April 2 18 minutes ago, and said: Of course he is, now he's got his attic to himself (and his Poodle 🐩) That's an error .. he doesn't have a poodle .. he's just puddled. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted April 3 Report Share Posted April 3 On 01/04/2024 at 08:30, entitled little cunt said: Have I inadvertently signed into grindr. All roads lead to Grindr 🏳️🌈 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted April 3 Report Share Posted April 3 On 01/04/2024 at 00:06, Decimus said: It's apparently known as the John Steed fetish down at the old Duncan. Insert, twist and open. Although why you'd want to spend half a grand on something that mainly lives up your arsehole I don't know. Have you ever considered cock as a cheaper alternative? Lolololololol. Is that why Burlington Arcade George Smiley got his name? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entitled little cunt Posted April 3 Report Share Posted April 3 2 hours ago, and said: All roads lead to Grindr 🏳️🌈 Where's me gimp mask. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted April 3 Report Share Posted April 3 2 hours ago, and said: All roads lead to Grindr 🏳️🌈 Whats the difference betwen Tinder and Grindr - you seem to know what it's all about. Have you tried Check A Trade for somebody good with their hands? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 3 Report Share Posted April 3 On 31/03/2024 at 17:37, entitled little cunt said: Last time I had an oyster I was shitting through the eye of a needle for 2 days . You’re definitely not the first (or the last) punter to wake up with a stinging ringpiece after a heavy night down at The Blue Oyster Club ELC. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 3 Report Share Posted April 3 On 31/03/2024 at 23:46, Frank said: It could be, yes. I collect umbrellas too.. got them coming out my ears. They're mostly made up of the wooden one-piece offerings from Swaine Adeney Brigg. They have a fabulous boutique in Burlington Arcade. I bought a hickory stick just the other week in French navy... https://swaine.london/products/hickory-umbrella-for-men-french-navy?_pos=6&_fid=84beb6dc7&_ss=c Cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entitled little cunt Posted April 4 Report Share Posted April 4 2 hours ago, King Billy said: You’re definitely not the first (or the last) punter to wake up with a stinging ringpiece after a heavy night down at The Blue Oyster Club ELC. Are you saying it wasn't the oyster ?Maybe it did have something to do with the mysterious Edwardo who stuck his bellend up my purple hemorrhoid encrusted mud Shute . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted April 4 Report Share Posted April 4 15 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: Whats the difference betwen Tinder and Grindr - you seem to know what it's all about. Have you tried Check A Trade for somebody good with their hands? Tinder is for dirty philandering cunts, Grindr is for dirty disgusting deviant cunts, like @Wolfie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted April 4 Report Share Posted April 4 10 hours ago, entitled little cunt said: Are you saying it wasn't the oyster ?Maybe it did have something to do with the mysterious Edwardo who stuck his bellend up my purple hemorrhoid encrusted mud Shute . A touch too much information there, elc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted April 4 Author Report Share Posted April 4 12 hours ago, King Billy said: Blue Oyster Club On Your Feet or on Your Knees? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted April 4 Report Share Posted April 4 17 minutes ago, and said: Tinder is for dirty philandering cunts, Grindr is for dirty disgusting deviant cunts, like @Wolfie So you've tried both? Which one skips the first date and gets straight down to a black gangbang orgy? (not in Manchester) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted April 4 Report Share Posted April 4 2 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: So you've tried both? Which one skips the first date and gets straight down to a black gangbang orgy? (not in Manchester) Both! BTW, shouldn't you be asking @Old Chap Raasclaat about that? 🙈🙉🙊🐵 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted April 4 Report Share Posted April 4 Just now, and said: Both! BTW, shouldn't you be asking @Old Chap Raasclaat about that? 🙈🙉🙊🐵 The Oldie and me aren't talking. He hates me and he should go and fuck himself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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