Ape™️ Posted May 11 Report Share Posted May 11 Fucking cunts, the lot of them. Shove it up your arse slc. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 11 Report Share Posted May 11 6 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: Fucking cunts, the lot of them. Shove it up your arse slc. Did you ever wank over ‘Blondie’? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prints Harry Posted May 11 Report Share Posted May 11 8 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: Fucking cunts, the lot of them. Shove it up your arse slc. He was actually a innovative farmer from some 300 years ago .. are you not Living In The Past? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Prints Harry Posted May 11 Report Share Posted May 11 @ape .. what are your thoughts about these dozy cunts who ride around with their bicycle seats too low? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 11 Report Share Posted May 11 13 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said: @ape .. what are your thoughts about these dozy cunts who ride around with their bicycle seats too low? They probably have short legs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted May 11 Author Report Share Posted May 11 (edited) 20 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said: @ape .. what are your thoughts about these dozy cunts who ride around with their bicycle seats too low? I have no thoughts about them. However, dozy cunts trying to turn a gear so tall they’re doing one pedal revolution per lamppost put me into an apoplectic rage. Edited May 11 by Ape™️ Get fucked slc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 11 Report Share Posted May 11 21 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: I have no thoughts about them. However, dozy cunts trying to turn a gear so tall they’re doing one pedal revolution per lamppost put me into an apoplectic rage. That’s why I drive cars with engines. That, plus the fact that I’m not a child or a gaylord. Mr Garrison’s “IT” Bike. That’s where it all ends. I’ve seen modern bike saddles and they look like black cocks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 11 Report Share Posted May 11 7 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I’ve seen modern bike saddles and they look like black cocks. Frank wouldn’t be seen dead riding anything except a Chopper. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 11 Report Share Posted May 11 12 hours ago, Penny Farthing said: He was actually a innovative farmer from some 300 years ago .. are you not Living In The Past? Thick as a brick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted May 12 Report Share Posted May 12 10 hours ago, King Billy said: Frank wouldn’t be seen dead riding anything except a Chopper. Or a Chipper / Tomahawk, for the younger ones. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted May 12 Report Share Posted May 12 14 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: They probably have short legs. They stand on one leg to play the flute. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entitled little cunt Posted May 12 Report Share Posted May 12 7 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Or a Chipper / Tomahawk, for the younger ones. The Raleigh chopper silver arrow with orange decals was a good looking bike. I think it said arrow wedge design on it somewhere. Still really heavy , slow and able to de- nut on tbe gear shift .It was the original Eunuch maker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entitled little cunt Posted May 12 Report Share Posted May 12 On 11/05/2024 at 09:48, Eric Cuntman said: Did you ever wank over ‘Blondie’? Who hasn't? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted May 12 Report Share Posted May 12 1 hour ago, entitled little cunt said: Who hasn't? I bet you used to wank over Charlie Dimmock too, but have you seen the state of that recently. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 12 Report Share Posted May 12 11 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: I bet you used to wank over Charlie Dimmock too, but have you seen the state of that recently. Is that the ginger gardener with nipples like Scammel wheel nuts? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 12 Report Share Posted May 12 10 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Or a Chipper / Tomahawk, for the younger ones. Choppers were fucking death traps. I got slung over the handlebars and ended up in hospital for 3 weeks with a fractured skull when I was 9. Shame as I nearly got away from the owner. Fucking kerbs. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 12 Report Share Posted May 12 40 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: I bet you used to wank over Charlie Dimmock too, but have you seen the state of that recently. She looks like she's eaten most of the gardens she's been in Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted May 12 Report Share Posted May 12 47 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Choppers were fucking death traps. I got slung over the handlebars and ended up in hospital for 3 weeks with a fractured skull when I was 9. Shame as I nearly got away from the owner. Fucking kerbs. That explains a lot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 12 Report Share Posted May 12 3 hours ago, entitled little cunt said: The Raleigh chopper silver arrow with orange decals was a good looking bike. I think it said arrow wedge design on it somewhere. Still really heavy , slow and able to de- nut on tbe gear shift .It was the original Eunuch maker. I’m 52, the Chopper was on its way out and the Grifter was the big thing when I was 10 years old in 1982. The chopper was iconic and quirky, but the Grifter was a much more rideable bike. Sturmey-Archer hub gears never worked better than on the Grifter’s twist grip. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entitled little cunt Posted May 12 Report Share Posted May 12 4 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: That explains a lot. 52 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Choppers were fucking death traps. I got slung over the handlebars and ended up in hospital for 3 weeks with a fractured skull when I was 9. Shame as I nearly got away from the owner. Fucking kerbs. Agreed, that made me laugh. I went over the handle bars as well, I was winded like I've never been before or since , I thought it was the end . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entitled little cunt Posted May 12 Report Share Posted May 12 54 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: She looks like she's eaten most of the gardens she's been in Kim Wilde is twice the woman she used to be , which is a shame . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entitled little cunt Posted May 12 Report Share Posted May 12 4 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I’m 52, the Chopper was on its way out and the Grifter was the big thing when I was 10 years old in 1982. The chopper was iconic and quirky, but the Grifter was a much more rideable bike. Sturmey-Archer hub gears never worked better than on the Grifter’s twist grip. That's progress , I was on a Gilera 50 trials bike by then .Gorgeous little thing with a cradle frame .45 mph flat out which wasn't bad either . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted May 12 Author Report Share Posted May 12 21 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Thick as a brick Spaqualung. lol Lol LOL. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 12 Report Share Posted May 12 42 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said: Kim Wilde is twice the woman she used to be , which is a shame . Cheryl Baker from Bucks Fizz always struck me as a proper bird who you could have a laugh with. I only mention it because I think her and Kim Wilde both featured on my wank top 10 at the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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