Trucking Funt
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1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said:
The Ukraine deserves to be invaded. The blonde, pasty faced cunts.
The blokes can fuck off but I'd shag Miss Ukraine up the arse.
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1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said:
For fucks sake do something! Neil, LCS, Baws and a couple of others are popping in erratically. Withers and Punkape are still banned, every cunt's fucked off. You'll miss this place if it dies.
I'm here with Pen, Gyps and ProfB. If you don't do something soon, it's going to turn into a discussion forum for cunt ointment and knitting patterns. The top 4 spots on the leaderboard add up to 51. Shite.
I've been busy planning the invasion of Ukraine. Fuck off!
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27 minutes ago, Cillian Murphy said:
Though not technially (sp) cunts, there is something fundementally (sp) wrong with them.
Ill give it two
Was you given a left hand reacharound while getting fucked by your housemaster at one of those dubious boarding schools that made you think of this nom?
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18 hours ago, PANZER MURPHY said:
Discord ya say..we just watched little Ian shoutin his head off in an empty chamber about bozo selling out the orangies..maybe your reality is a bit different to everyone else's.. I'll tell ya somtin for nothin yer terrible at predictions..nothin that's come outa has or will happen ...yer a pound land uri gellar...stick to hauling rotten produce..lol
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I told you ages ago Paddy that the yanks would do fuck all over the NI protocol and they haven't besides make lots of meaningless noises. As Ian Paisley has said, the Irish ambassador to Washington is throwing temper tantrums because nobody is paying his government any attention due to the fact that the US now needs UK support on the NATO council to prevent a power grab by the frogs.
As I've repeatedly told you, your swamp of a country has no importance in geopolitical terms regardless of how much the yanks like to pretend in election year. You thought senile Joe was your man in the White House. Where is he now after 2 years of the UK telling you to get fucked over the NI protocol? If China starts looking ugly over Taiwan, Joe will be over here draped in a Union flag looking for his ancestors in Westbourne, Sussex where there are Bidens living to this day. The Queen will give him a spot of dinner and he'll suck Boris's cock to ensure our two carrier groups are up for a scrap with the Chinks. You cunts won't even get a mention.
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15 hours ago, PANZER MURPHY said:
The courts in norn iron have already ruled that protocol is legal n therefore the uk is obliged to enforce it ..anyway bozo should bin it ..its too boring with all the shite about cake n party's..we need the torys to ignite a trade war with the EU and America..oo..we see yer new brexit minster Mr moog whose company is now in Ireland is now responsible for brexit opportunities..should be a quiet gig..lol
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That was the High Court. The Court of Appeal is still considering its judgement on that ruling and is taking its time which is a clear sign that there is discord on the bench. Doesn't bode well Paddy. Even if the original ruling is upheld, the Supreme court can still overturn it and they might just do that if the Unionists can also prove that Boris didn't advise the Queen correctly on the matter before she gave the Withdrawal Act royal assent. If that is the case, it won't just be a resignation matter, it will mean impeachment before the House of Lords because lying to the Queen when it comes to constitutional matters is serious shit.
Brexit opportunities is right up the Mogg's street. He used to be an investment banker after all and the UK has more start ups than Germany, France and Italy combined. Just look at how Blighty has cornered the market in fintech and lawtech. Lots of dosh flowing into the City of London at the mo Paddy. So much for the UK economic collapse!
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5 hours ago, PANZER MURPHY said:
The norn iron protocol is going nowhere..neither is bozo..I like him..he suits y'all
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Boris will be gone when the police report on covid breaches is released. Hosting a piss up in Downing street the night before Prince Philip's funeral will be the career killer. As for the protocol, the Unionists are going to bring it before the Supreme court who love nothing more than shooting Boris down. If it rules that he exceeded his authority in even negotiating the Withdrawal Agreement with the intention of nullifying Article VI of the Act of Union, the NI protocol is well and truly fucked because the Supreme court has already ruled that UK law overrides UK international treaty commitments.
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1 hour ago, King Billy said:
The brave freedom fighters Martin and Varadka will already have drafted a barely legible declaration of neutrality, scribbled in green white and gold crayon, on the back of one of the latest ‘Sorry, we’ve told you not to keep asking us to pay tax. Get Fucked.’ replies from Apple, Amazon or Google etc. The dynamic duo are no doubt rubbing their hands in anticipation of another 1940s style boom coming to Cork harbour. Those French subs will need loads of spud based biodiesel and 80 year old rusty parts. The Brits will of course be blamed for the inevitable potato famine which will be sung about for decades. It’s almost as if this has all happened before.
’Pint of that biodiesel please Seamus. I’m fucking starving.’
Lol! They've already opted out of the mutual defence clause in the Lisbon Treaty. Typical we'll have our cake and eat it hypocrisy from these cunts. Happy to line their pockets by facilitating tax scams that rip off the rest of the EU but are too cowardly to defend it. They slag off the UK but that prick Coveney was on the phone to London faster than an a Catholic priest can get his strides off in a boys dormitory after the Russian consul in Dublin told him to fuck off when he complained about Russian bombers violating ROI airspace causing civilian flights to be redirected. It was 2 years before the Irish government was forced to confess to the people that it's paying the RAF to defend their skies. How fucking embarrassing!
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54 minutes ago, PANZER MURPHY said:
Dunno tukky baby..everyone who maybe reads more than the express seem to think it meant that if ya want in they've rules an you lot apparently aren't rule takers..and sort yerself out with the EU before ya come near us but hey time will tell ..are ya nearly at the ferry yet?..lol
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Any fuckwit who actually listens to the speech will realise who it's directed at. I know you spud munchers think everyone is in your corner but nothing could be further from the truth. Even senile Joe the phoney Irishman has gone silent as the grave on the subject and has sent the Queen a grovelling letter congratulating her on her 70th year on the throne. The EU Commission can fuck off and so can their arse licking serfs in Dublin. They're going to have a lot more to worry about than the NI protocol when Vlad Stalin switches their gas off and rolls across Ukraine toward the Polish border. The Krauts will be shitting themselves at the prospect of a 1945 style rape party in Berlin. No doubt we'll get the usual desperate pleas from the continentals to come and save them from their own stupidity. I hope our politicos tell them to get fucked. It will be piss funny watching the EU get reduced to rubble.
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12 hours ago, PANZER MURPHY said:
A plan ya say...a sorta self supporting brexitland/north korea utopia set up....fascinating..non EU markets ya say..how is that goin by the way..last I heard the lovey jacinda told bozo to comply with the brexit deal he signed and didn't read or his application to the ttp thing is dead in the water..lol..
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You shouldn't listen to malicious gossip Paddy. The CPTPP commission agreed unanimously on June 2nd 2021 to set up the accession committee that will oversee UK entry. Our Kiwi brothers and sisters were even kind enough to lend us their head man on trade for 30 years Crawford Falconer to do our talking for us. Won't be long until the yanks join as well meaning old Blighty will have an enhanced FTA with Uncle Sam.
The speech that Jacinda made which got you thick cunts excited referred specifically to China's master plan to box off the South China Sea. This is a direct threat to New Zealand's national interests. She said fuck all about Brexit or the NI protocol because Commonwealth realms don't piss in each other's ponds, which is why the UK has never got the big stick out with NZ for taking the piss over the Treaty of Waitangi.
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7 hours ago, PANZER MURPHY said:
Tukky baby..have ya finally managed to move 10 feet in the tail back at Dover.. How's all that lovely halibut doin in the back..I'd say its only fit for the fields now...if only ya had some people to pick whatever sprouts from them..lol
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All part of the plan to force these fuckers to find domestic and non-EU markets Paddy. The added bonus is that it's pissing the Road Haulage Association off after the panic buying of petrol they incited a few months back. Nobody will be shedding any tears when Rod McKenzie and his greedy cunt friends are in bankruptcy court.
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4 hours ago, PANZER MURPHY said:
In the Irish language, wales is called an bhretain beag or little england..even the ancients couldn't tell ya apart..lol
PANZERMURPHYBABY
Not at all. The Paddies were then like they are now. A bunch of thick cunts.
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2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:
Not sent a dick pic.
Oh yes! I forgot about his hermaphroditism.
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41 minutes ago, King Billy said:
Punkers has been training furiously for months now, in the hope of regaining the US Open title, which he previously held several times. Not the golf one, but the lesser known US Open fisting tournament, held annually in the Greenwich Village public lavatory. Tom Daley is rumoured to have offered to caddy for him, to make sure he always has the correct fisting butter ‘to hand’ if he gets through to the ‘business end’ of the competition.
Oh...I thought he might have died of AIDS.
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14 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:
I thought he was still shacked up at Her Roops Pleasure?
Again? What's he done now, sent Roops a dick pic or something?
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21 hours ago, Wolfie said:
While hardly a silent newbie, I notice you haven't commented since the above post on 25 Dec, one of many throughout Christmas Eve and Day. Yet you visit the site often, without commenting. It's a little odd therefore you said many things in a short time when you ought to have been partying or with family & friends, and then you've stayed silent in spite of frequently navigating the site. Are you an obsessive mole, or do you have a software issue?
On examining a couple of posts, I suspect he may be from some lefty wank circle like hope not hate or even worse the Met police thought crimes unit checking everybody's thinking.
What's Punkers up to these days? He claims to have senior rozzers as golfing partners. Perhaps he can have a word and get him off the case so we can continue to cunt all and sundry without any further scrutiny from the authorities.
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35 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:
Talking about overweight, over rated cunts, I see Adele has cancelled some shows in Vegas. Covid apparently. Which I don't buy one fucking bit. Pwobably feewing the delicate iccle flower that she keeps fucking telling us at every fucking opportunity.
Her explanation is about as convincing as her supposedly "natural" weight loss. Perhaps she's afraid her gastric band will pop on stage and she'll get the overwhelming urge to eat somebody in the audience. Fat lying attention seeking cunt.
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1 minute ago, Decimus said:
Good riddance, it's because of pricks like him that half the country spends their lives down on bended knee.
Did he do any bird first? I'd have preferred it if he went to his grave horribly disfigured after copping a face full of hot water and sugar.
@judgetwi out of interest why were you sacked from the bacon brigade? Did you refuse to work during the shabbat, or did you give some poor innocent bloke a kicking?
Filthy pig cunt.
He did three months out of a six month sentence. I would imagine he was in solitary as I doubt even the kiddy fiddlers would tolerate ex filth, especially one who thought his warrant card was a licence to kick the shit out of anyone he took a dislike to.
I suspect he got released and suddenly it dawned on him that his pig support network had evaporated. Hopefully his bird had fucked off with his best mate as well. Meanwhile, he was left to face life as an unemployable waste of oxygen without any outlet to exercise his narcissistic personality disorder by bullying the general public like the rest of his former colleagues.
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At least he did the decent thing.
Good fucking riddance. Hopefully Wayne Couzens won't be far behind you.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10353015/Police-officer-sacked-duty-attacks-dead-home.html
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3 minutes ago, PANZER MURPHY said:
i havnt paid any for over 20 years
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Much like the shyster yank multinationals your government won't be able to bribe with sweetheart deals anymore. Bye Bye FDI.
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3 minutes ago, PANZER MURPHY said:
Donald trunks comin back ya say...will he lift all the tarrifs off yer goods that he stuck on as a sign o friendship to the honey monster?..did you go to the same upstairs college that dc went to..lol..
PANZERMURPHYBABY
He didn't raise them on us specifically, he raised them on the EU which we was still shackled to at the time. It's the fake Irishman who has kept them in place but he can't for long or British steel producers will sue the fuck out of the US via the WTO. Not that steel exports mean much to the UK anymore. It's 2021, not 1921.
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6 hours ago, Mrs Roops said:
For once you are correct. Losing Lord Frost is a major blow for Boris. Frost is a skilled negotiator, understood the Euro mentality and ran rings around his adversaries to the benefit of the UK. Boris' other big problem is that until now there was never an obvious choice to replace him. He must be rueing the day he appointed Rishi as Chancellor.
TBH, I don't think Sunak will swing it. If JRM doesn't throw his hat into the ring then Michael Gove will have the ERG behind him then all he has to do is shaft Liz Truss by exposing her for the fake she really is. He's been very quiet recently and something tells me the sneaky Scotsman has been waiting in the wings for Boris to well and truly fuck up.
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4 hours ago, PANZER MURPHY said:
Thats the spirit tukky baby..stick it to those frogs ...the gate keepers of yer access to mainland Europe...and im sure yer farmers will be cheering those aussie ships laden with lamb n beef...the Welsh valleys will be alive with the sound o laffin farmers...an while i have ya here who ya gonna sell all this aussie beef to..mores to the point how ya gonna get it off yer island..load it into a wanked out hercules and air drop it at night?..lol
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We've been importing New Zealand lamb for more than a century and it hasn't touched the Welsh market simply because they can't supply enough to meet demand. The Welsh stuff is at the higher end of the market and tends to get served up in gourmet restaurants rather than onto the plates of single mums on council estates in Liverpool. NZ lamb is what you get in Asda. It will be the same with Aussie beef which will fall into bracket where your farmers flog theirs.
We're not going to sell it, we're going to eat it instead of yours because one it's cheaper and two so we can laugh when your farmers start blowing their brains out with their handy shotguns as the orders from our supermarkets fucking evaporate.
As for exportation in general, we've bypassed France several times in the past such as during their illegal ban on British beef. Necessity is the mother of all invention as they say Paddy. The other thing to note here is that not only will this speed up the UK's diversification of non-EU export markets but will increase the need for businesses to create new ones at home. After all, we have a population of 67000000 and are not entirely dependent on exports like you over there in potato land and as 84% of the UK economy is services, we do most of our exporting in cyberspace anyway so the frogs can get fucked.
On a different note, how's things going for when your tax haven gets shut down as the GCTR kicks in? I heard your finance minister tried to blag an opt out from the yanks and got told in no uncertain terms to fuck off. So much for Irish influence in Washington. Never mind Paddy, it's looking increasingly likely that big Donald will be back in a couple of years, maybe you can ask him but then again, he will tell you to fuck off as well because he's half British and a self declared Anglophile.
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51 minutes ago, PANZER MURPHY said:
Disappearing into the sunset with a nice fat pension before the 1st of January when the frogs can really go to town at the ports..frosty will probably buy a chateau beside withers ..lol
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That's ok. I'm sure UK fishing licence database can "accidently" erase every frog in it. A few Frog trawlers getting "accidently" pulled down to the bottom of the Channel by Royal Navy subs snagging their nets should have the cheese munching inbreds engaged in furious gallic arm movements by the end of January. Meanwhile Irish farmers are still going out of business when all that lovely Aussie beef gets here.
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On 17/12/2021 at 14:23, Dyslexic cnut said:
PM @Trucking Funt. Ask him about Cape Verde.
What are rambling about you throwback scouse cunt?
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Vladimir Putin
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Not for much longer but you lot will always be a pack of dispensable yellow bastards. Speaking of which, have you paid your bill to the RAF this month for defending your airspace?