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To the massed ranks of gormless cunts with their " Yes , but you might have ended up with Corbyn in charge" this definitely needs playing on a 24/7 loop. Irony .. don't you just fucking love it.

The rescue from the mainstream UK 70's sea of shit. Ok yes , Bowie and early Roxy ... but Fleetwood fucking Mac and the Eagles ? ... give me a break and fuck right off

... by Andrew Lloyd Webber who has said he is determined to open his theatres on 21 June, even if he risks being arrested. “ We are going to open, come hell or high water," he told the Telegraph. Ooh ! .. Can't fecking wait to sing along to - " You'll never take me alive copper .. go on , just you try you slags .. I'll take all of you daahn .. I'm fuckin' nawty I am " all set to a jaunty but sensitive melody that always sounds familiar .. that's because the fucker has been winging it for years by nicking and pieceing together other composers stuff from Mahler to Motown for years . He will no doubt then be largeing it down the West End with a brand new new production starring fuck knows who and describes the torment of a luvvie free 18 months. So what if he was knobbing Sarah Brightman back in the day, the lucky bastard .. it's not as though I care .

My antecedents were in the main from the Irish Republic via West Cumberland so I am quite content with being ashamed of Bono , Daniel O'Donnell and Sellafield .. though not necessarily in that order

I for one am resigned to the fact that lying gobshites in charge surrounded by grubby chancers are now the new normal and regarded as mere PR tools

Nice uniforms ... Shite haircuts

What are the chances that the Ryanair O'Leary cunt will whack a flight surcharge on the passengers for the Belarus sightseeing option

I've always thought it a pity he didn't marry the spunk bucket that is Amanda - my shit don't stink - Holden. Now that really would be cuntery bingo perfection.

Dayglo pink football boots ... lahdee daah coffee .. piggin' sat navs . What's wrong with these people !

Islamic State Halal Butchers ... have some fucking respect innit

Did they get a big map out to see where the fuck Jersey is ... like thatcher in '82 ?

Not forgetting the < 3 teeth to tattoo ratio

On a return flight from the the land down under the Singapore Airlines waitress glanced at my movie screen and upon spotting the closing JoJo Rabbit 'Heroes' scene took a few steps down the aisle doing the Elsa moves - fecking legend

Aka the Johnson vs Cummings Roadshow. Seconds out ! In one corner a lying , duplicitous , condescending , self serving cunt , in the other corner a lying , dupl ..

Saw the post header and thought wtf is a lawn mower review doing on here

Smoke and mirrors , old boys network and brown envelopes .. just a matter of scale

More than likely straight under the carpet as per usual. Although not before the Johnson cuntfest can organise another timely distraction news story preferably involving the queenie & phil show or greedy money grabbing nurses

So Phil the Greek has a touch of the shits a couple of weeks back , gets taken to hospital where its confirmed that it's nothing that a clean pair of y fronts won't sort out and that his arsehole hasn't in fact imploded. Spends a week dossing in bed , no doubt complaining about the brown skin types attending to his every need only to be then moved from the local riff raff hospital to the top of Barts cardiothoracic surgery waiting list for a bit of plumbing work. Say what you like but these Windsor fuckers are willing to go to some lengths to outshine this months Daily Mail (c) Enemies of the State couple appearing soon on a TV near you as Ophra Winfreys show headline act

The yanks with their Hiram J Lester Ratsenburgerville the second , third etc .... the thinking must be "Well yeah, for sure buddy, it's a shithouse of a name to begin with, but if it was good enough for my daddy and his daddy before why don't we saddle the new born kid with it one more time."

Reports that the reclusive , publicity shunning something or other Amanda - my shit don't stink- Holden is 'devastated' [hun] at breaking covid travel guidance by undertaking a few hundred mile round trip to visit her parents . She naturally arranged a pre travel photo op [glass of bubbly , yummy mummy pose] as preparation to endure the trauma of the journey on - surprise surprise - her birthday. Yes , ok - a trivial fuck all story in the grand scheme of things but it's utter self entitled cunts like her who never fail to shamelessly milk any and every opportunity to self promote that make me fucking sick.

... which is the very prospect that has had the Republicans shitting themselves since last November , lol

Maybe H is posting ironically on here in the spirit of " You don't have to be mad to work here but .."

For sheer cuntery it's hard to beat the jolly japes of the bingo and lottery TV ads with sets and colour schemes aimed squarely at the ladies and empty heads who fall for the make believe land of shiny happy people in glittery garden get togethers, pink unicorns and prancing about in the street gurning uncontrollably when the big oversized cheque is handed over to you by a toothsome twat pretty boy or marginally fuckable mumsy type who wouldn't normally venture within a mile of you or your grotty little street . All this can be yours when you are part of the deleriously happy as fuck bingo and lottery community. But don't forget to gamble responsibly peeps .. give me a fucking break

Although this shower of shit excuse for a government is run entirely by Eton - Oxford posh boys with the odd token darkie, northerner or pick and mix minority thrown in I still hear everything any of them say in Arther Daleys voice.