colonelkurtz

https://www.bbc.co.uk/mediacentre/latestnews/2020/big-night-in-presenters

Is she related to Rachel Riley ?

All the nice girls love a sailor

This is obviously top of the orange shitgibbons to do list after the dumb bastards re elect him in November.

More good news .. Sir Reginald Dwight herself organised a virus relief [?] singalong while isolated in his LA gaff that - wait for - didn't have a piano - oh.. the fucking horror. The usual gaggle of attention seeking sychopants chipped in from far and wide with their own "contributions" [Dave Grohl .. FUCKING ETERNAL SHAME on you ]

The cunt has been dining out on the bearded hippy dippy shite for far too long .. and to all you boomers who set the cunt up by buying a copy of that Tubular Bells pile of fecking cack .. what complete bunch of fucking arse wipes you are.

The cunt has been dining out on he hippy dippy shite for far too long .. and to all you boomers who bought a copy of that Tubular Bells pile of fecking cack .. what complete bunch of fucking arse wipes you are.

Best sentence of the year by far - Just surprised [ then again, maybe not ] that the question has never been asked. Although when your up against Love island or Whispering Dave Attenborough every bit of morbid voyeurism is a big plus particularly when the C4/5 big fat cheque is dangled in the Trust managers face.

Why are they all such scruffy bastards ? .. not decent haircut, complexion or even a smart pair of chinos between them. At least that Herr Hitler had the nous to get Hugo Boss on board with the SS outfits

Fuck off usually works for me

Spike Lee should be accusing the arse off him for cultural appropriation .. oh ! - hang on

There'll always be HS6 to fall back on [Skeggy to Whitehaven] to keep the consultancies and experts busy for years to come

" Try to imagine the pleasure I would take in caving Carr's head in " Sean Lock.

You talking to me ?

https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/im-helicopter-here-costs-550-17542667?fbclid=IwAR2-3UmyXTJ-iu6NGB5ANCE-xyaYjAvY_puypGRzd6wYJYJOO511JgQfY4A When you just hope and pray for a main rotor catastrophic failure

Absolutely Spot on Jiggers .. I have an Indian pal who does bat for the other side and yet in all the years I have known him he has never once felt the need or inclination to go full mardarse about how he is under represented , victimised or suffered serious discrimination. That one sentence from your post is his view almost word for word . I do admit to having had occasion to call him a glory hunting City supporting twat .. but to be fair somethings do need saying.

Never argue with a recycling centre Obergruppenfuhrer .. they all have Doctorates in Materials Science from Keele

It's the unedited version that's worth a watch, with Junes closing line " Yes , that 's all very well Derek but what do you say to a quick blow job while the dogs not watching .. I'll even take me teeth out "

swedishbastard leedsbastard youfatbastard

Brewers so called unrehearsed off the cuff encounters when he clinches his imaginary deal and says " old aaht yer ahnd " you can just see the look from the punter that says " You complete and utter fucking shithouse cockerney twat ". Come to think of it that's the expression on Big Ed's face most of the time and especially as he wields his torque wrench or welding torch in the vicinity of Brewer.

Sir John Cooper Clarkes Ma

So this vicious waste of space pleads guilty to attempted murder last August and it's also now revealed his father made efforts to draw attention to his OCD,ASD and fuck knows what other disorders his precious disadvantaaged little arsewipe suffers from. The cunt's called Jonty the father's called Piers - say nofuckingmore - how very apt then that the cuntstick felt compelled to choose the Tate Modern to exercise his rights as a mental health sufferer to attack an innocent kid. Dread the thought that the attack could take place in say a KFC or other such uncultured riff raff surroundings . After all it's important to maintain standards and not give the wrong impression when acting like a complete and utter arsewipe , I mean , what would the neighbours think. Also, don't get me started on the frigging eyebrows .

An oily fucking squirt who's made an art form of cuntery , is shithousery personified and possessive of a face so deserving of a rapid meeting with a length of Howdens best rough sawn 4x2 .

It's that time of year again when, without irony the BBC milks the fuck out of the annual shitefest known as 'Chilren in neeed' aka the gathering of Z list self ingratiating cunts who find time in their hectic schedules to lecture us ordinary folk and ponce around being 'wacky' and scrounge in the name of charridee for the sake of some snot nosed little shit somewhere or other. When it's all over they'll depart in their Mercs and private helicopters safe in the knowledge that the latest PR wheeze has gone down a treat with the oinks who eagerly await the next episode of Strictly Arsewipes. What better excuse to binge rewatch Sons of A all evening could there be.

This whole car racing malarkey is shit nowadays.What happened to the good old days when a couple of boiler suited flat capped Ernies with a fire extinguisher and damp rag each was more than sufficient to deal with deep fried mangled carnage. Todays fanny dancer cars have roll bars , fuel cut off devices , fire and crush resistant materials and probably combined cup holders and trinket trays for all I know. Stirling Moss ..bald cunt