Decimus

The most profligate Conservative government in history, Maggie must be spinning in her grave. And to think just over a year ago they were laughing at Corbyn's manifesto with its ridiculous plans on public spending. Apparently money now grows on trees, The Cornershop Chancellor is like a kid in a fucking sweet shop.

Reported for violation of rule 1.

Aye, a hearty 9 inch Cumberland with associated dangling veg.

Indeed. I'm not under the same illusion as the majority of the media, who are portraying Biden's inauguration as the toppling of an evil dictator and the dawn of a bright new era. Trump had his faults, many of them, and I believe the world and the US is better off without him. But I don't believe Biden and the Democrats are any better, and I mark you right re his bending over and taking it up the shitter from the Chinks. What a shit show.

And here lies the problem with modern politics. On the one hand, you have the previous president who stoked racial tensions through either omission or inflammatory Twitter statements. On the other, you have got Biden who is heading a Democrat party which has been increasingly corrupted by identity politics and a perpetually outraged support base. Where the fuck are all the moderate centrists? I realise that both sides of the political divide have demonised the pre-financial crash establishment, but fuck me, open your eyes. Fuck extremes, left or right, I want a pragmatist not an idealist, this is the real world,not Plato's utopia.

Aitch, I'm not one to usually complain about rank hypocrisy, but you may wish to moderate your awful fucking ramblings. As a 'right on', antifa, ultra left-wing class warrior extraordinare, do you not think that schoolboy level gay bashing is incongruous with the tedious, woke Guardianista personna you're trying to cultivate on here? That's just my two pence worth, feel free to disregard my advice and shove it up your fucking arse

@Eric Cuntman you are the new @Cuntybaws

I mark you right, I am. I don't like eating any meat straight off the bone and won't eat mince unless it's paired with a tomato based sauce. My idea of food hell is a shepherd's pie or a side order of chicken wings. I can't remember the roast lamb nomination, I do generally enjoy tucking into a bit of sheep, but prefer it slow cooked than pink.

I'm at a loss for words, Eric. I'm by no means a snob, having previously admitted to being partial to a rib rustler, but this has shocked me to the core. If I dream of The Laughing Cow tonight, I'm blaming you.

These figures are absolutely meaningless without further information. They certainly do not indicate as you suppose that as well as apparently being racist, Covid is now ramping up its discriminatory behaviour by becoming classist as well. For a non-sentient virus, it certainly has discerning tastes according to far-left fucking idiots such as yourself. Give it a rest, you nonsensical, meandering fucking cunt.

James L. Kraft, the inventor of processed cheese. Any time I go into the supermarket and see those fucking slices on a shelf next to far more noble cheeses, I think about digging him up and raping his skull. A tad OTT perhaps, but as an avid turophile, that plastic shit fucking enrages me.

Lèon. 'nuff said.

I'm not sure that Ed's pidgin patois would be comprehensible to Frank, even when taking into consideration the greasy Greek's obvious penchant for huge slabs of blackened souvla.

You won't get any sense out of him, Frank is currently in stock catch phrase, absolute shit mode.

You can probably consider yourself safe, unless he also spends his days hunched over his whizzing fist in a public park bush whilst sniffing piles of freshly laid dog shit.

It couldn't get into the John Grant School, let alone fucking Oxford.

Eight out of ten cats think that you are a stupid fucking cunt.

Cheers for the sage advice, Simon Calder. Considering that at this point in time no cunt can travel more than half an hour away from their home without the Old Bill giving them a cavity search, your "Thought of the Day" on the etiquette of international travel is somewhat fucking pointless.

How big's ya maggot?

@Frank has even lent him his spare Delboy coat.

Leave it out, Frankie, you plonker.

He's the Delboy of The Corner. Constantly chucking himself through conveniently placed gaps, desperately praying that some cunt will still be laughing after the 462nd time. What a redundant, UKTV Gold cunt.

You're obviously not as well acquainted with budget hotel rooms as I am, any dirty stop out worth their salt has heard of their £19 a night deals. I imagine that when you're out stalking the streets of whatever kibbutz-cum-gulag you call home you spend your nights at the Y.M.C.A. LOL.

It's simple economics, Aitch, which you have made abundantly clear isn't your forte. My drink driving days are long behind me, so if I'm on a night out up Norwich snorting coke in a club toilet and drinking quantities of booze that would make even Drew dry heave, it's cheaper to piss the bed in a £19 Travelodge room than pay £40 for a taxi home plus an additional clean up fee.