Neil

I've just found the gun cabinet so him or any other cunt that shows up at the gate is getting a 12-bore right between the eyes.

You mis-read the situation. I came here to get away from cunts not meet any

League? What you on about? I fucking hate football

Look it up Eric and tell me you wouldn't want to stay there, I've seen about 4 cars in 3 days and not a fucking darkie in sight.

Ian Huntley and Ian Brady never had this problem. How the fuck am I supposed to go about my business worrying about having the right change in my pocket. I'm going to seriously have to think about a career change if I can't use the Moors as a dumping ground anymore

I'm staying in a beautiful cottage on Dartmoor(where the author Mary Wesley wrote 'The Camomile Lawn') and went off to walk around the tor's in this wild and spectacular landscape and lo and behold the cunts have stuck parking ticket machines all around the place. You can't even enjoy the great outdoors without some greedy local council cunt deciding to 'tax' the visitors. We should all fucking boycott these places of natural beauty and when the cafes,shops and pubs complain of no business and have to shut then the councils will have to fucking change it. Free country my arse! Cunts

Did he go up in Apollo Creed?

Hopefully that's the last we'll hear of this gobby pikey cunt and his gobbier fucking old man.

One thing I don't do is buy shitty cheap shite when it comes to grub and booze,some of you cunts think ketchup is haute cuisine Fuck off

I can't get my end away unless I strangle them first.

What word beginning with N and ending R would you never want to call a black man? Neighbour

Bitter fuck, hope Leeds fucking smash you and you don't even get a day out at Wembley. Come On You Spurs!

I just can't be arsed to read this bollocks of a nom and judging by its replies and their authors I think I can tell its all bollocks Up the Arse

You spelt Spazzatura wrong

I know a bloke who had both his legs cut off,he was always arseing around.