Eric Cuntman

'Im sorry Mr Chinnery, but my father knows of such things. And I can assure you, that is its rectum'

He's probably been using your webcam to watch you press them.

He will however be allowed to be hard. The white male Avengers will now be emasculated to make way for Captain Tits and Miss Muslim, or whatever. Thor : fat useless joke. Captain America: black. Tony Stark : dead. Hulk : prancing around in reading glasses, being polite and non-threatening. All other white cunts : subservient to Captain Tits. At least DC had the sense to restore Superman's status as best of all time in 'Justice League'.

That's exactly what they want. An income handed to them without having to work. And freedom to rape, kill and bounce about grabbing their crotches screaming 'BIIIAAATCH NIGGA MUTHAFUCKA' into microphones.

If one of the half dozen BLACK assailants turns out to have 1 white grandparent, this will be spun as a far right racist attack. Get ready for another 25 years of hand wringing, the new Stephen Lawrence. wait for the usual statements.. Promising Student > turned up at school once last year. Aspiring lawyer > police record. Talented rapper > had already developed a taste for younger white girls. Lit up a room > crack pipe accident.

Bust a deal, face the wheel.

Pile of shit. Dario Argento is one of the most overrated directors ever. Shit fucking coloured lights and screechy music. Dago cunts should only be allowed to make shitty spaghetti westerns. Purely to keep Tarantino occupied and not making any more films that suck up to the minorities, anti-white agenda. Someone should've shot him after Pulp Fiction and Jackie Brown.

Lineker might be in good nick for his age, but I doubt he would beat Captain America in a fight.

He won't have much longer to think about it. 'Exit stage, pursued by Welsh bear'

Barbara Eden.

Quorn. Poofter.

I stand corrected. The online scrabble games are quite good. But for the fact that half the cunts playing them are using 'board scanning' cheat apps. I'm sorry, but I had an average game score of around 400. I doubt I was legitimately beaten six times in a row by a fucking Ghanaian.

'Schmucks' bridging 2 triple word squares using an existing 'S'. 9 x word score and a fifty bonus. What's your highest game score? Please tell me it's lower than 631.

The traditional way of serving Fly-Agaric mushrooms. Clearly a regular feature in Harold's diet.

I see the advice fell on stupid ears. You've carried on with the angry mongoloid routine. You'll be gone within a week.

I don't care how, I just wish he would drop dead. Dirty fucking lightbulb head, Muslim Somali scum. I hope he's a traditional islamist and beats his wife. She's as big a cunt as him.

If the power in the lift was out, they would probably feel Gypps with their fingers.

The attack on pearl harbour could've been thwarted but for a misunderstanding. They thought the watch commander was commenting on the weather when he announced... "there's a nasty nip in the air"

I detest the cunt. If I got the chance and guaranteed immunity. The things I would do to him would make Idi Amin vomit.

Dis year snooker world champion.. Lonnie O'Surrivan.

In all seriousness Harold, Roops will execute you permanently soon if you don't stop shit-flinging like some teenage, attention seeking shock-jock wannabe.

You don't wanna know..

Sprouts Mexicane, with Vodka margarine.

Shut up you spastic fucking cunt.

One of them was Dave Hedgehog.