Eric Cuntman

Rapa Nui was a hip-hop wanker.

In a fridge with a pull-out stainless steel mattress.

Uncanny.. I just wrote down both usernames, mixed up the letters, took some away and added some different ones. And it spells... fuckingstupidfuckingcunt.

Your Nom. About BREXIT. Your next post... fucking idiot.

Made up numbers. According to the worldwide Covid conspiracy figures, no one has died of AIDS, cancer, or heart disease since 2019. Fucking moron.

I don't know why the babbling fucking flid is even here. @scotty @Alfie Noakes @Wizardsleeve @Bubba C @Bill Stickers, and a few others would probably still be here if irrelevant, pointless wankers like Harold weren't given free reign to spaz about flinging shit all over the place. I even tried being nice to him, in order to encourage him a bit. But all you get in return is abuse. He's a genuinely stupid, drug addict cunt.

No contact with water. They can't swim.

He absolutely fucking stinks.

You sneaky cunt! I was just about to correct your spelling of 'Vyvyan' and you fucking edited it before @Ape™️ logged in!

Unfortunately, not by a sledgehammer.

I will address my 'cimments' to the minkey.

Why don't you just put cyanide in your mouth Dickhead?

Here we go. While thousands of blacks congregate to celebrate New Year's Eve, the metropolitan police will be kicking in the doors of elderly white people and dragging them into vans for daring to have their grandkids round to visit.

Nelson Pooquet

Mario Andrexxi

Mr Hankie!

Michael Poomacher. Sticky Lauda. Ayrton Senna-pod. David Coul-turd.

If we're queuing up with lump hammers... I'll take the knee. Then the other knee, then both elbows.

Fascinating. Do you tell the checkout girls in Peacocks these stories whilst buying off-brand, Happy Shopper plimsolls?

I always thought that after the split, she became the only really fuckable one. An Actual, real bird, as opposed to the other 4 lumps of recycled showbiz plastic. I like her voice. Bryan Adams chose well for that duet.

Some kind of internally ribbed willy-warmer?

Neither would Tuna... errrm..

Bang to rights. I can't wait for his inevitable explanation as to why 'Nev' has his bulldog, Molly. Perhaps Nev liked Johnny's one so much that he bought one and named it Molly too. I wonder if Nev has a 3500-4500psi water blaster. 😂 I know we don't often get on Roops, but I fucking love you some times.

Shut up you completely irrelevant fucking idiot. Try taking all the drugs in one go. Fucking spastic.

Fuck off double post