Eric Cuntman
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If this is supposed to be the ending of 'A Haunting In Norfolk', you can shove it up your fucking arse and do it properly.
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I thought you'd been busy fulfilling your obligations as the worlds first transcontinental sex chicken.
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Only Q Cockfingers.
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The only things I want to see landing in China are nuclear tipped ICBMs. Filthy little bandy-legged savages.
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Would you like me to do a shite in your mouth?
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I wouldn't go there Neil. In Islamic terms, a virgin is around 6 years old. Any older than that and chances are it's already been scuttled by its dad and married to its uncle.
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Did you know that Ereptile had been fucked off again?
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That's a pity. I think he would make an excellent community liaison officer.
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'Officer Chauvin, you're free to go.'
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Cunts who launch into a foreign accent when ordering food
Eric Cuntman replied to camberwell gypsy's topic in The Corner
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One of Guthrum's bitches.
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WD stands for 'water dispersant'. The number 40 signifies that they had 39 unsuccessful attempts at getting the formula and viscosity right. I'm sure you really wanted to know that.
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Cunts who launch into a foreign accent when ordering food
Eric Cuntman replied to camberwell gypsy's topic in The Corner
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"SLOTH LOVE CHUUNK"
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Secure that shit Hudson. I can't really think of any lines from Alien. It was all visual and atmospheric. 'Crew expendable'
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Well done Gyps. You managed to pick a line from the film directed by James Cameron. Bless you.
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Hovis advert. Ridley Scott's first stab at directing.
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I think he's got a big cast iron wheel that he turns to alter the geographical location of NZ. Much like the island in 'Lost'.
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'Talk to me...'
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I always use 'rooves'. Apparently it's considered archaic and 'roofs' is now the accepted plural. I think that's bollocks, horses have hooves, not hoofs. Although @Cuntybaws would argue that its only a step away from referring to toffee jousters as 'pooves'.
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Spudgun?
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I prefer 'Stone Island®' they make nice warm jumpers for people who like to kick minorities heads in during the winter.
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Imagine them... like Satan and Saddam Hussein in 'South Park'.
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When humanity was blessed with me.
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Abso-fuckin-lutely. A barely adequate ink pen sketch artist and a massively pretentious queen. Making a star of Lou fucking Reed is also unforgivable.
