Eric Cuntman

Get off the stage Lahey, you fuckin drunk.

'This week, they aaaarve been mostly eating.. bullshit'

If I had him and David Cameron tied up together, and I was only allowed to punch one of them, they would need to have a 'smug-off' before I decided.

Not a charity advert, but this thread will do... I've just seen a shampoo advert that tells the assembled brainwashed sheep that their product will : 'make your hair feel empowered' What the actual fuck happened to humanity? Oh yeah. The internet happened to it.

Sergio Leone's unfinished follow up to 'The Dollars Trilogy'.

Neil can have a great night out with £7.50's worth of Rohypnol and cable ties.

Geoff Gapes could.

Attention seeking cunt.

'Worlds Strongest Poof'

Never had anything to do with palace. I know their unofficial HQ was the 'Cherry Trees' pub, right next to Norwood Junction train station.

It will be for me Johnny! The public lavatory opposite my cardboard box has just had hot running water installed in the baby changing room. And Mr Patel has just thrown out a dozen, past sell-by Pot Noodles! Life is sweet in Blighty.

Millennial, leg waxing, over-sensitive faggots. And stupid fucking white women, brainwashed by 10 years of media induced white guilt that has convinced them to make reparations by offering themselves as playthings for apes. That about sums it up.

I think she's hiding a previous identity... did anyone actually see Eric Cullen's body?

... Norwich police add a new name to the missing persons list.

Yoghurt rifle.

Her cum-face needs kicking off her.

@JohnnySaucePants?

It really is a revolting thought. I bet her vagina is the size of Geoff Capes' doner kebab.

He was doing what he does. Charging from topic to topic, calling everyone names like a 13 year old ASBO spazmo.

Has Corbyn got radishes? I bet he caught it off that disgusting pig, Abbott The Hutt.

I was thinking the same about Bob Monkhouse. The only comedian that's made me laugh as much as Jerry Sadowitz has, but in a totally different way. Slick, fluent and not worth heckling.. "Holidays don't work out well for me. Four years ago, a fortnight in Portugal.. my wife gets pregnant. Two years ago, a week in Florida, she gets pregnant again! ... I think in future, I'll take her on holiday with me." "People laughed when I said I was going to be a comedian. Well, they're not laughing now." Genius.

Eric Carmen likes this.

Queen of the potato people?

Look, I'm not going to second guess your musical expertise... but that, is not Adam Faith, bay-beh.

Top shelf. I know you don't like likes. Lezza.