Penny Farthing Posted September 21, 2018 Report Share Posted September 21, 2018 2 hours ago, Lord Punkape said: Lol. I’m just back from a golfing jaunt and I’m having roast grouse and an excellent Burgundy. Did you feel anyone's iron? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted September 21, 2018 Report Share Posted September 21, 2018 35 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: He's wearing a cravat. That in itself deserves a swift kick All that money, yet his ego impedes his ability to show any true class. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted September 21, 2018 Report Share Posted September 21, 2018 23 minutes ago, Archduke Noakes of Shoreha said: How do you teach a cat to speak dog? You cover it in petrol throw a match on it and it goes woof! Are you suggesting we burn Frank alive? Sounds like a plan, I'm in Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted September 21, 2018 Report Share Posted September 21, 2018 15 minutes ago, Wolfie said: He's trying unsuccessfully to be something he's not. All that money, yet his ego impedes his ability to show any true class. This disgusting ginger twat is high up on my excellent "cunts corner woodchipper top 10" nom, if not top of the list. How the fuck no cunt as bought him down a peg or two is beyond me. That said, if a woodchipper could be utilised, he have to go in head first as no doubt he spout his egotistical, name dropping shite till the very last, even as his limbs were being obliterated by the whirring steel blades Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted September 21, 2018 Report Share Posted September 21, 2018 3 hours ago, Wolfie said: All that money, yet his ego impedes his ability to show any true class. We’ve been over this, wolfie. It’s nothing to do with money, ego or class you idiot. It’s about style and at least the cunt is having a go. You sit there in the safety of your working boots for life, spouting your suburban views, but you haven’t got a fucking clue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 21, 2018 Report Share Posted September 21, 2018 1 minute ago, Frank said: We’ve been over this, wolfie. It’s nothing to do with money, ego or class you idiot. It’s about style and at least the cunt is having a go. You sit there in the safety of your working boots for life spouting your suburban views, but you haven’t got a fucking clue. Rattled. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted September 21, 2018 Report Share Posted September 21, 2018 Just now, Iam Ape said: Rattled. I don’t like him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 21, 2018 Report Share Posted September 21, 2018 2 minutes ago, Frank said: I don’t like him. Frank, you don’t like anyone on here. How is this relevant? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted September 21, 2018 Report Share Posted September 21, 2018 Just now, Iam Ape said: Frank, you don’t like anyone on here. How is this relevant? Alf. I like him. Solid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 21, 2018 Report Share Posted September 21, 2018 Just now, Frank said: Alf. I like him. Solid. I don’t think he’s overly fond of you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 21, 2018 Report Share Posted September 21, 2018 3 minutes ago, Iam Ape said: I don’t think he’s overly fond of you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted September 21, 2018 Report Share Posted September 21, 2018 12 minutes ago, Iam Ape said: I don’t think he’s overly fond of you. When he vigorously defended his curry recipe shortly before aborting his staycation last year, it almost made me cry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted September 21, 2018 Report Share Posted September 21, 2018 26 minutes ago, Frank said: We’ve been over this, wolfie. It’s nothing to do with money, ego or class you idiot. It’s about style and at least the cunt is having a go. You sit there in the safety of your working boots for life spouting your suburban views, but you haven’t got a fucking clue. It wasn't my intention to agitate you on the matter, though I hope you forgive me for not realising your obvious sensitivity to it. If you wish to spend thousands on looking like an effeminate Greek waiter, then good luck to you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 21, 2018 Report Share Posted September 21, 2018 2 minutes ago, Frank said: When he vigorously defended his curry recipe shortly before aborting his staycation last year, it almost made me cry. What are your views on Hic!tor? I’m convinced he’s an alcoholic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 21, 2018 Report Share Posted September 21, 2018 1 hour ago, Frank said: Ape scrape the silver skin from the batter and discreetly stick it in your pocket together with the knife. Go and watch wanderlust on the iPlayer and wait for Mrs A to go to bed. Sneak upstairs, creep into bed and pummel the scaly skin up Mrs A’s bumhole. Stab yourself in the eye. Reported for family abuse... Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hector Posted September 21, 2018 Report Share Posted September 21, 2018 2 hours ago, Iam Ape said: I’m having fish and chips with my family. You get a family by having sex with a woman, so I don’t expect you to understand. gApe, do you come on here to act the complete fucking idiot or is it natural with you? "You can get a family by having sex with a woman". It's 2018, gApe, you can 'get' a family by giving a bloke one up the bumhole (apparently) I give Elton fucking John as an obvious example. Fish 'n' chips on a Friday, eh? Fuck me, I'm glad I'm a sad and lonely piss artist. I'm feeding you ammo, gApe. Use it wisely, you daft cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 21, 2018 Report Share Posted September 21, 2018 36 minutes ago, Frank said: When he vigorously defended his curry recipe shortly before aborting his staycation last year, it almost made me cry. Fuck off jerk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 21, 2018 Report Share Posted September 21, 2018 3 minutes ago, Hector said: gApe, do you come on here to act the complete fucking idiot or is it natural with you? "You can get a family by having sex with a woman". It's 2018, gApe, you can 'get' a family by giving a bloke one up the bumhole (apparently) I give Elton fucking John as an obvious example. Fish 'n' chips on a Friday, eh? Fuck me, I'm glad I'm a sad and lonely piss artist. I'm feeding you ammo, gApe. Use it wisely, you daft cunt. What’s the correct day to have fish and chips on then, since you clearly feel having it on a Friday is absurd? Cretin. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 21, 2018 Report Share Posted September 21, 2018 1 hour ago, Wybunbury Bertie said: Did you feel anyone's iron? Any old iron Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted September 21, 2018 Report Share Posted September 21, 2018 1 hour ago, Iam Ape said: I don’t think he’s overly fond of you. There are times, at my age the memory fades after a while, when frank makes me laugh so much I almost faint, usually watching his "video" productions or announcing his imminent demise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Arthur Fuqs-Aches Posted September 21, 2018 Report Share Posted September 21, 2018 4 hours ago, Lord Punkape said: Lol. I’m just back from a golfing jaunt and I’m having roast grouse and an excellent Burgundy. Burgundy? Pfft, get one's single malt from the decanter please... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted September 21, 2018 Report Share Posted September 21, 2018 14 minutes ago, Archduke Noakes of Shoreha said: There are times, at my age the memory fades after a while, when frank makes me laugh so much I almost faint, usually watching his "video" productions or announcing his imminent demise. The funniest thing I’ve read for weeks was you running out of letters on your final attempt to change your username. Are you married, Alf? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted September 21, 2018 Report Share Posted September 21, 2018 17 minutes ago, Frank said: The funniest thing I’ve read for weeks was you running out of letters on your final attempt to change your username. Are you married, Alf? It was a bit of a shambles 1 letter short. Happily got the decree absolute a year ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 21, 2018 Report Share Posted September 21, 2018 Just now, Archduke Noakes of Shoreha said: Happily got the decree absolute a year ago. So that must be one of the earliest civil partnerships to end up in courts....lol, 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 21, 2018 Report Share Posted September 21, 2018 5 minutes ago, Archduke Noakes of Shoreha said: It was a bit of a shambles 1 letter short. Happily got the decree absolute a year ago. Don’t be drawn in Alf - he’s an untrustworthy faggot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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