Earl of Punkape Posted January 14, 2018 Report Share Posted January 14, 2018 The potentially deadly Australian flu is spreading in the UK, with terrified NHS bodies reporting a large rise in cases and a possible epidemic. GPs in England and Wales said on Thursday that the number of flu cases had more than doubled in a week.Many deaths are expected among the elderly and infirm. This Australian strain of flu is particularly nasty and has mutatated from the huge number of Australians with venereal diseases and multiple sexual partners including Wallabies, Kangaroos and other bush rodents. lol. Fuck off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted January 14, 2018 Report Share Posted January 14, 2018 Are you bunged up 'down under?' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted January 14, 2018 Report Share Posted January 14, 2018 19 minutes ago, Punkape said: The potentially deadly Australian flu is spreading in the UK, with terrified NHS bodies reporting a large rise in cases and a possible epidemic. GPs in England and Wales said on Thursday that the number of flu cases had more than doubled in a week.Many deaths are expected among the elderly and infirm. This Australian strain of flu is particularly nasty and has mutatated from the huge number of Australians with venereal diseases and multiple sexual partners including Wallabies, Kangaroos and other bush rodents. lol. Fuck off. I’d have thought flu would be the least of your worries. lol. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted January 14, 2018 Report Share Posted January 14, 2018 You are a cunt, Spunkers. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 14, 2018 Report Share Posted January 14, 2018 29 minutes ago, Punkape said: The potentially deadly Australian flu is spreading in the UK, with terrified NHS bodies reporting a large rise in cases and a possible epidemic. GPs in England and Wales said on Thursday that the number of flu cases had more than doubled in a week.Many deaths are expected among the elderly and infirm. This Australian strain of flu is particularly nasty and has mutatated from the huge number of Australians with venereal diseases and multiple sexual partners including Wallabies, Kangaroos and other bush rodents. lol. Fuck off. I imagine that you're absolutely terrified, P. What with your extremely compromised, AIDS ravaged immune system, and the fact that you regularly haunt the men's toilets at your local Walkabout bar, if anyone is going to pick this up, it's going to be you. Lol. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted January 14, 2018 Report Share Posted January 14, 2018 3 minutes ago, Decimus said: I imagine that you're absolutely terrified, P. What with your extremely compromised, AIDS ravaged immune system, and the fact that you regularly haunt the men's toilets at your local Walkabout bar, if anyone is going to pick this up, it's going to be you. Lol. The stupid cunt calls everyone else a pervert, when his own body is practically a fleshy petri-dish of every STI known to man. His arse must be as well travelled and weathered as Attenborough's passport. As well as this antipodean flu, I hope he gets into a hit and run with a fucking meteor. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 14, 2018 Report Share Posted January 14, 2018 1 hour ago, Punkape said: The potentially deadly Australian flu is spreading in the UK, with terrified NHS bodies reporting a large rise in cases and a possible epidemic. GPs in England and Wales said on Thursday that the number of flu cases had more than doubled in a week.Many deaths are expected among the elderly and infirm. This Australian strain of flu is particularly nasty and has mutatated from the huge number of Australians with venereal diseases and multiple sexual partners including Wallabies, Kangaroos and other bush rodents. lol. Fuck off. Repeat bollocks. Fuck off Punky, how many times do you have to prove you're intimately familiar with the delicate touches of Australian marsupials? Pervert LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted January 15, 2018 Report Share Posted January 15, 2018 16 hours ago, nocti said: The stupid cunt calls everyone else a pervert, when his own body is practically a fleshy petri-dish of every STI known to man. His arse must be as well travelled and weathered as Attenborough's passport. As well as this antipodean flu, I hope he gets into a hit and run with a fucking meteor. Have you heard of bug-chasers before? Google it, its punkers hobby, when he's not shooting pheasants and pissing his chinos at the Rugby obviously. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted January 15, 2018 Report Share Posted January 15, 2018 On 14 January 2018 at 9:33 PM, Punkape said: The potentially deadly Australian flu is spreading in the UK, with terrified NHS bodies reporting a large rise in cases and a possible epidemic. GPs in England and Wales said on Thursday that the number of flu cases had more than doubled in a week.Many deaths are expected among the elderly and infirm. This Australian strain of flu is particularly nasty and has mutatated from the huge number of Australians with venereal diseases and multiple sexual partners including Wallabies, Kangaroos and other bush rodents. lol. Fuck off. A new low, you're finished. All the big guns have put the boot in so report directly to the cooler you pathetic joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted January 15, 2018 Author Report Share Posted January 15, 2018 6 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: A new low, you're finished. All the big guns have put the boot in so report directly to the cooler you pathetic joke. Albert Ross is the new kid on the block. You’re another has been...(that never was). lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted January 15, 2018 Report Share Posted January 15, 2018 4 minutes ago, Punkape said: Albert Ross is the new kid on the block. You’re another has been...(that never was). lol I think to meant Austrian flu as you familiar with dungeons and having someone take a dump on your chest lol lol fuck off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted January 16, 2018 Report Share Posted January 16, 2018 On 14/01/2018 at 9:33 PM, Punkape said: The potentially deadly Australian flu is spreading in the UK, with terrified NHS bodies reporting a large rise in cases and a possible epidemic. GPs in England and Wales said on Thursday that the number of flu cases had more than doubled in a week.Many deaths are expected among the elderly and infirm. This Australian strain of flu is particularly nasty and has mutatated from the huge number of Australians with venereal diseases and multiple sexual partners including Wallabies, Kangaroos and other bush rodents. lol. Fuck off. I thought “Aussie flu” was being drunk, or maybe AIDS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gronda Gronda Posted January 16, 2018 Report Share Posted January 16, 2018 On 15/01/2018 at 8:33 AM, Punkape said: The potentially deadly Australian flu is spreading in the UK, with terrified NHS bodies reporting a large rise in cases and a possible epidemic. GPs in England and Wales said on Thursday that the number of flu cases had more than doubled in a week.Many deaths are expected among the elderly and infirm. This Australian strain of flu is particularly nasty and has mutatated from the huge number of Australians with venereal diseases and multiple sexual partners including Wallabies, Kangaroos and other bush rodents. lol. Fuck off. This must be very scary for you, what with your low CD4 count. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted January 16, 2018 Author Report Share Posted January 16, 2018 Wallaby in Sydney flees down motorway to escape locals with intentions of bestiality.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted January 16, 2018 Report Share Posted January 16, 2018 48 minutes ago, Punkape said: Wallaby in Sydney flees down motorway to escape locals with intentions of bestiality.... Escape the dinner pot more like. Vermin eating convict scum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted January 16, 2018 Report Share Posted January 16, 2018 On 1/14/2018 at 9:33 PM, Punkape said: Wallabies, Kangaroos and other bush rodents. Which are all permanently lodged up your arsehole 24/7 anyway as well bandicoots, dingos, bush babies, koalas and Rolf Harris. lol fuck off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted January 16, 2018 Report Share Posted January 16, 2018 Why do all Australians like dressing up as women? If they try and deny it, I have seen Dame Edna on telly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted January 17, 2018 Report Share Posted January 17, 2018 I go into a local surgery to drop a neighbour's repeat prescription off. I sit down for a few minutes to listen to the five old cunts sitting in the waiting room moaning about their ailments. One has got "Australian Flu" and is sniffelling a little (actually a common cold at a guess) and moaning about how late the doctor is in seeing her. I venture to suggest that she has not got Australian Flue and that going to the pharmacy to get a 20p pack paracetamol would be the right thing to do. That is met with "my husband paid tax all his life, its all these east Europeans using our health service". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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