Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 21, 2018 Report Share Posted March 21, 2018 4 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Careful, he might utterly destroy you by calling you a 'smelly bum bum'. I'll be extra careful. I shouldn't want to incur such a horrible wrath. Snowie had excellent advice for the little arse bandit, it will, of course, fall upon deaf ears. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted March 21, 2018 Report Share Posted March 21, 2018 2 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: I'll be extra careful. I shouldn't want to incur such a horrible wrath. Snowie had excellent advice for the little arse bandit, it will, of course, fall upon deaf ears. And you, you supercilious cunt along with your fellow Umpa Lumpas are continually breaking rule 7, so stick it up your rattled arses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted March 21, 2018 Report Share Posted March 21, 2018 3 hours ago, Alfie Noakes said: If you just did what you were told then hopefully you will do this, take a close look at a pendolino from the front while it is on full chat, just make sure you are nicely between the rails. What a typically infantile posting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 21, 2018 Report Share Posted March 21, 2018 13 minutes ago, Albert Ross said: And you, you supercilious cunt along with your fellow Umpa Lumpas are continually breaking rule 7, so stick it up your rattled arses. And you yourself never breach rule 7. Hypocritical little shit. Oh sorry, I forgot, you're not little. Albert big and stwong and bwave boy. Wanker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted March 21, 2018 Report Share Posted March 21, 2018 7 minutes ago, Albert Ross said: What a typically infantile posting. And "you smell of poo" isn't? Fucking idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 21, 2018 Report Share Posted March 21, 2018 18 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: And "you smell of poo" isn't? Fucking idiot. That's the thing with him Alf, he comes out with that and then flings accusations of childishness, bandies rule 7 about, yet namedrops half the cunts on here every other post. And when he's not doing those things, his only other input is to bore everyone by swapping stories of the Victorian signal box at Cricklewood with that mad old bat. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 21, 2018 Report Share Posted March 21, 2018 Would any of you gents like to consider sucking my fucking dick? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted March 21, 2018 Report Share Posted March 21, 2018 Or even mine? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted March 21, 2018 Report Share Posted March 21, 2018 Can I join the queue? To be sucked that is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest King Rollo Posted March 21, 2018 Report Share Posted March 21, 2018 2 hours ago, Decimus said: Would any of you gents like to consider sucking my fucking dick? 2 hours ago, nocti said: Or even mine? 1 hour ago, Alfie Noakes said: Can I join the queue? To be sucked that is. Oy oy, gents, I see Punkers elbowing his way to the front... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 21, 2018 Report Share Posted March 21, 2018 3 hours ago, Decimus said: Would any of you gents like to consider sucking my fucking dick? 3 hours ago, nocti said: Or even mine? Fancy gnawing through a couple of inches of knob cheese, twice? Volunteers, one pace forward. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted March 21, 2018 Report Share Posted March 21, 2018 2 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Fancy gnawing through a couple of inches of knob cheese, twice? Volunteers, one pace forward. Thank you for not accusing me of having cheesey bellend syndrome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 21, 2018 Author Report Share Posted March 21, 2018 6 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: Thank you for not accusing me of having cheesey bellend syndrome. What the fuck is your new avatar? Is it one of Jimmy Savile’s mates ? lol. You wanker and bell-end. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted March 21, 2018 Report Share Posted March 21, 2018 1 minute ago, Punkape said: What the fuck is your new avatar? Is it one of Jimmy Savile’s mates ? lol. You wanker and bell-end. It is Klunk from Stop the Pigeon. You useless little turd burglar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted March 21, 2018 Report Share Posted March 21, 2018 3 minutes ago, Punkape said: What the fuck is your new avatar? Is it one of Jimmy Savile’s mates ? lol. You wanker and bell-end. Reported Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 22, 2018 Report Share Posted March 22, 2018 6 hours ago, Albert Ross said: And you, you supercilious cunt along with your fellow Umpa Lumpas are continually breaking rule 7, so stick it up your rattled arses. Quit bawling you utterly worthless pile of shit. You are a newb here. Everybody goes through initiation. If you feel you should be excluded, you will only bring more upon yourself. If you don't like it, fuck off and die. Nobody wants you here, nobody fucking likes you, and you offer absolutely no entertainment value whatsoever. You think we're rattled? You're a soft gay fucking bender mumsnet needs faggots like you. LOL Kill yourself Idiot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 22, 2018 Report Share Posted March 22, 2018 2 hours ago, Alfie Noakes said: It is Klunk from Stop the Pigeon. You useless little turd burglar. Fucking hated that pigeon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 22, 2018 Report Share Posted March 22, 2018 3 hours ago, Punkape said: What the fuck is your new avatar? Is it one of Jimmy Savile’s mates ? lol. You wanker and bell-end. Reported. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 28, 2018 Author Report Share Posted March 28, 2018 It’s Sir Ken Dodd’s funeral today and all the thieving scouse cunts will be out in force to say “Tattybye” Fuck off Dodd. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Cunt Posted March 28, 2018 Report Share Posted March 28, 2018 48 minutes ago, Punkape said: It’s Sir Ken Dodd’s funeral today and all the thieving scouse cunts will be out in force to say “Tattybye” Fuck off Dodd. They won't be attending his funeral, they'll be ransacking his house now they know nobody will be at home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted March 28, 2018 Report Share Posted March 28, 2018 Apparently thousands of Scousers lined the route many of them carrying “tickling sticks” , known as baseball bats in the rest of the country. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hokey Gingers Posted March 28, 2018 Report Share Posted March 28, 2018 You bastards. Ken was generous to the last insisted he should be "harvested" after death... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted March 29, 2018 Report Share Posted March 29, 2018 On 3/12/2018 at 4:58 AM, Couldn't give a shit said: He was a scouser. I'm glad he's dead. I hope Stan Boardman and Jimmy Tarbuck die within the next few days so I can piss myself laughing at Liverpool going into full grief junkie mode. Please can we add the excruciatingly unfunny cunt John Bishop to the dead pool along with that drag queen Paul OGrady. All massive scouse cunts. is Doddy being cremated with all his £50 pound notes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 29, 2018 Report Share Posted March 29, 2018 1 minute ago, Monumental cunt said: Please can we add the excruciatingly unfunny cunt John Bishop to the dead pool along with that drag queen Paul OGrady. All massive scouce cunts. is Doddy being cremated with all his £50 pound notes? Bishop is a good call for termination. He personifies that scouse habit of beginning every sentence with..."eeeeeah". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 29, 2018 Report Share Posted March 29, 2018 On 3/28/2018 at 11:23 AM, Hokey Gingers said: You bastards. Ken was generous to the last insisted he should be "harvested" after death... Amazing how they could get the corn pieces to stay in her gums like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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