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Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt)
8 minutes ago, EreptileDysfunction said:

You're not supposed to use the same word twice in a sentence. 

What about people that stammer and stutter?

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4 minutes ago, Albert Ross Esquire said:

What about people that stammer and stutter?

William S.T.D shitters is a stuttering spacker i'll give you that.

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Guest luke swarm
29 minutes ago, EreptileDysfunction said:

You're not supposed to use the same word twice in a sentence. 

fucking fuck the fuck off you fucking fuck wit.

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Guest luke swarm
3 minutes ago, EreptileDysfunction said:

Actually it's 8.25 

its a familiar feeling for you isn't it Reptile, being about 5 minutes behind everyone else.

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Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt)
1 minute ago, Cuntybaws said:

Please, oh fucking please, let it be somewhere with a Dignitas. 

No, 21:37 at Dignitas, so fuck off you cunt.

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Guest luke swarm
14 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

Please, oh fucking please, let it be somewhere with a Dignitas. 

I can think of anything worse than Dross dying quietly without pain, I was hoping Eric would batter him with a claw hammer into a bloody shitty mess and throw his carcass into the fens. 

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23 minutes ago, luke swarm said:

its a familiar feeling for you isn't it Reptile, being about 5 minutes behind everyone else.

Ermmm nah it was 8.25 when i typed that, i didn't realise birminghamstan had a different time zone to the rest of the country.

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2 hours ago, Decimus said:

The scene is set. The marshes surrounding Breydon water will be the epic scene of a titanic battle of half-wits.

The noxious fen gases will spread exponentially, a nightmarish pink willo the wisp forever guarding the bloodied arsehole of the vanquished participant.

What's the twitching like up there webby? I'll bring the binos with the added bonus of berts scattered entrails attracting scavenging raptors

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5 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said:

What's the twitching like up there webby? I'll bring the binos with the added bonus of berts scattered entrails attracting scavenging raptors

possibly some migrants Stub.

The sooner we get out of Europe the better, if you ask me

Go on, ask me

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26 minutes ago, NORMAN WISDOM'S COCK said:

possibly some migrants Stub.

The sooner we get out of Europe the better, if you ask me

Go on, ask me

I'd flush the lot of the cunts into decs sacred, jonny infested sea and let the leaking reactors at sizewell b sort em out. You know they're all decended from krauts and cloggies? 

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5 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said:

I'd flush the lot of the cunts into decs sacred, jonny infest sea and let the leaking reactors at sizewell b sort em out. You know they're all decended from krauts and cloggies? 

We are still talking about fieldfares and redwings aren't we?

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