Neil Posted June 19, 2018 Report Share Posted June 19, 2018 If you haven't seen their advert take it from me,they are utter utter cunts,No more oven chips for me the fucking wankers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted June 19, 2018 Report Share Posted June 19, 2018 6 minutes ago, Neil said: No more oven chips for me the fucking wankers Admitting that you shovel enormous amounts of cheap frozen chips into your fat fucking gob is the least surprising revelation I've heard since it was confirmed that Jimmy Savile was a serial sex offender. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted June 19, 2018 Report Share Posted June 19, 2018 11 minutes ago, Neil said: If you haven't seen their advert take it from me,they are utter utter cunts,No more oven chips for me the fucking wankers Try SCOFFS at Paignton. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted June 19, 2018 Report Share Posted June 19, 2018 12 minutes ago, Decimus said: Admitting that you shovel enormous amounts of cheap frozen chips into your fat fucking gob is the least surprising revelation I've heard since it was confirmed that Jimmy Savile was a serial sex offender. Reported. Rule 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted June 19, 2018 Report Share Posted June 19, 2018 5 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Reported. Rule 10 Claiming that you have authored numerous scientific papers, whilst quite clearly being absolutely thick as fucking pig shit, is the most surprising revelation I've heard since it was confirmed that the Chuckle Brothers aren't serial sex offenders. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted June 19, 2018 Report Share Posted June 19, 2018 5 minutes ago, Decimus said: Claiming that you have authored numerous scientific papers, whilst quite clearly being absolutely thick as fucking pig shit, is the most surprising revelation I've heard since it was confirmed that the Chuckle Brothers aren't serial sex offenders. Didn't he co-author the Izal toilet papers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted June 19, 2018 Report Share Posted June 19, 2018 1 minute ago, Decimus said: Claiming that you have authored numerous scientific papers, whilst quite clearly being absolutely thick as fucking pig shit, is the most surprising revelation I've heard since it was confirmed that the Chuckle Brothers aren't actually serial sex offenders. Continuing to derail this excellent nomination and showing your true colours and pathetic existence is unfortunately all your got. I'd calm down a bit. Back on topic...I haven't seen said advert as I don't watch the bent football, especially on ITV. Why the fuck anyone would buy branded products anyway when supermarkets all make their own identical versions much cheaper is beyond me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted June 19, 2018 Report Share Posted June 19, 2018 I'm thinking of changing my name to "MOTHER THERESA'S GASH" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted June 19, 2018 Report Share Posted June 19, 2018 2 minutes ago, NORMAN WISDOM'S COCK said: I'm thinking of changing my name to "MOTHER THERESA'S GASH" Why don’t you change it to something more appropriate, like “Freaky weirdo twat”? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Cunt Posted June 19, 2018 Report Share Posted June 19, 2018 4 minutes ago, NORMAN WISDOM'S COCK said: I'm thinking of changing my name to "MOTHER THERESA'S GASH" You might want to look up the spelling of 'Teresa' before you do that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted June 19, 2018 Report Share Posted June 19, 2018 Just now, Ape said: Why don’t you change it to something more appropriate, like “Freaky weirdo twat”? Actually, that is much better Apely Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 19, 2018 Report Share Posted June 19, 2018 5 minutes ago, NORMAN WISDOM'S COCK said: I'm thinking of changing my name to "MOTHER THERESA'S GASH" You mean Theresa May, don't you, you lubricious rogue, you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted June 19, 2018 Report Share Posted June 19, 2018 1 minute ago, Cap'n Cunt said: You might want to look up the spelling of 'Teresa' before you do that. nah, I'm fine as it is C'nC but thanks all the same Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 19, 2018 Report Share Posted June 19, 2018 Just now, Cuntybaws said: You mean Theresa May, don't you, you lubricious rogue, you? Most uses of "you" in a single sentence without even trying? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted June 19, 2018 Report Share Posted June 19, 2018 1 minute ago, Cuntybaws said: You mean Theresa May, don't you, you lubricious rogue, you? That dried up old husk CB? Her womb's about as fecund as Golda Meir at an SS brothel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 19, 2018 Report Share Posted June 19, 2018 1 minute ago, NORMAN WISDOM'S COCK said: That dried up old husk CB? Her womb's about as fecund as Golda Meir at an SS brothel I believe I once compared her labia to a pair of cream crackers left out too long in the Atacama Desert. Or it might have been Pen's, that seems likelier - I'll check when I sober up. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 19, 2018 Report Share Posted June 19, 2018 18 minutes ago, NORMAN WISDOM'S COCK said: I'm thinking of changing my name to "MOTHER THERESA'S GASH" Uncanny! I was going to suggest that you became VALDEZ'S TESTICLES. You would then be in a position to provide an accurate report as to when he was cumming. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted June 19, 2018 Report Share Posted June 19, 2018 4 minutes ago, NORMAN WISDOM'S COCK said: That dried up old husk CB? Her womb's about as fecund as Golda Meir at an SS brothel Golda Meir. Eyes as dark and dead as Steamboat Willie era Mickey Mouse. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted June 19, 2018 Report Share Posted June 19, 2018 2 minutes ago, Decimus said: Golda Meir. Eyes as dark and dead as Steamboat Willie era Mickey Mouse. Darker and deader than Harry Redknapp's eyes? That cunt's undead for sure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 19, 2018 Report Share Posted June 19, 2018 5 minutes ago, Decimus said: Golda Meir. Eyes as dark and dead as Steamboat Willie era Mickey Mouse. But still sexier than Betty Boop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 19, 2018 Report Share Posted June 19, 2018 6 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: But still sexier than Betty Boop. But nowhere near as sexy as Jessica Rabbit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted June 20, 2018 Report Share Posted June 20, 2018 4 hours ago, Decimus said: Admitting that you shovel enormous amounts of cheap frozen chips into your fat fucking gob is the least surprising revelation I've heard since it was confirmed that Jimmy Savile was a serial sex offender. That was never proven in a court of law. He died before charges could be brought against him. He doesn’t eat that many chips. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted June 20, 2018 Report Share Posted June 20, 2018 5 hours ago, NORMAN WISDOM'S COCK said: I'm thinking of changing my name to "MOTHER THERESA'S GASH" What, a cunt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted June 20, 2018 Author Report Share Posted June 20, 2018 11 hours ago, Decimus said: Admitting that you shovel enormous amounts of cheap frozen chips into your fat fucking gob is the least surprising revelation I've heard since it was confirmed that Jimmy Savile was a serial sex offender. Fuck me what a shock,A Decs post liked by Still Bickers and Blubba Cunt.Where exactly did I admit this 'enormous' amount of chips?. Why don't you 3 just form your own human centepede as you seem so fond of feeding off each others shit. Pass the ketchup. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted June 20, 2018 Report Share Posted June 20, 2018 4 minutes ago, Neil said: Where exactly did I admit this 'enormous' amount of chips? Reading between the lines, you haven't become Norfolk's premier corpulent pervert by daintily nibbling kale, have you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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