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I think the baking thing is very impressive. ..seen a fellah bake a loaf that looked like a lion..mane and all. .then a girl made a desert that looked like a little fried egg on a piece of toast but it was really a cake ..I like things that arent as they seem 

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1 hour ago, Panzerknacker said:

I think the baking thing is very impressive. ..seen a fellah bake a loaf that looked like a lion..mane and all. .then a girl made a desert that looked like a little fried egg on a piece of toast but it was really a cake ..I like things that arent as they seem 

Panzerknacker 

I saw that egg one. Must have been weird eating it, expecting it to taste like egg.

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1 hour ago, Panzerknacker said:

I like things that arent as they seem 

Panzerknacker 

There are a few keyboard warrior cunts on this forum who are like that.

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3 minutes ago, Penelope said:

There are a few keyboard warrior cunts on this forum who are like that.

Do you watch Love Island Pen. After the world cup, it's the best programme on telly. I avoid all the x factor, strictly on ice talent and big brother rubbish, but not missed an episode of this. It's hilarious. Fit birds in bikinis. I don't see what's not to like. Glad Rosie went last night. She was a bit of a bunny boiler.

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7 minutes ago, White van man said:

Do you watch Love Island Pen. After the world cup, it's the best programme on telly. I avoid all the x factor, strictly on ice talent and big brother rubbish, but not missed an episode of this. It's hilarious. Fit birds in bikinis. I don't see what's not to like. Glad Rosie went last night. She was a bit of a bunny boiler.

I don't have a television SprinterVanMan as the "last Englishman" once said "time not spent mounted (on horseback) cannot be recovered".

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9 hours ago, Panzerknacker said:

I think the baking thing is very impressive. ..seen a fellah bake a loaf that looked like a lion..mane and all. .then a girl made a desert that looked like a little fried egg on a piece of toast but it was really a cake ..I like things that arent as they seem 

Panzerknacker 

Explain this utter fucking drivel at once.

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25 minutes ago, William T.D. Stickers said:

Explain this utter fucking drivel at once.

Its pretty self explanatory stickers you missing chromosome cuntbubble 

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3 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said:

Its pretty self explanatory stickers you missing chromosome cuntbubble 

Panzerknacker 

Welcome back Last Cunt Standing!  Why the multi?  

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9 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

Oi. Fuck off. 

 

9 hours ago, Panzerknacker said:

What ya gibbering about ya fliddy cunt 

Panzerknacker 

Rattled

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On 6/22/2018 at 9:01 AM, Bubba C said:

What a boring pile of shit from everyone on this nom-entity (pun intended). 

Just fuck off. 

You clearly have luv Island on series record blubber don’t you.   Is it all those buff men with spray tans that does it for you?  Or are you intrigued as to how to get a girlfriend, having never had one.  You are a fucking bender.

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20 hours ago, White van man said:

Do you watch Love Island Pen. After the world cup, it's the best programme on telly. I avoid all the x factor, strictly on ice talent and big brother rubbish, but not missed an episode of this. It's hilarious. Fit birds in bikinis. I don't see what's not to like. Glad Rosie went last night. She was a bit of a bunny boiler.

White van man....you disappoint me.  Although I do see you watch the programme to take the piss out of fat birds in bikinis.  Unlike Blubber who masterbates furiously over scenes with spray tanned young thick retarded men.  That’s his type.

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20 hours ago, Penelope said:

I don't have a television SprinterVanMan as the "last Englishman" once said "time not spent mounted (on horseback) cannot be recovered".

They not allow TV in high security wing?

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5 hours ago, Monumental cunt said:

You clearly have luv Island on series record blubber don’t you.   Is it all those buff men with spray tans that does it for you?  Or are you intrigued as to how to get a girlfriend, having never had one.  You are a fucking bender.

 

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On 23 June 2018 at 7:31 AM, Panzerknacker said:

I think the baking thing is very impressive. ..seen a fellah bake a loaf that looked like a lion..mane and all. .then a girl made a desert that looked like a little fried egg on a piece of toast but it was really a cake ..I like things that arent as they seem 

Panzerknacker 

 

On 23 June 2018 at 8:40 AM, White van man said:

I saw that egg one. Must have been weird eating it, expecting it to taste like egg.

Christ, the things that intrigue simple minds. Panzy baby is a bog rat so has a legitimate, almost god given reason to be dense, but what's your excuse vanny? 

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6 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said:

 

Christ, the things that intrigue simple minds. Panzy baby is a bog rat so has a legitimate, almost god given reason to be dense, but what's your excuse vanny? 

African nocturnal mammal, which rhymes or part of its name rhymes with ' Flid'?

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19 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

African nocturnal mammal, which rhymes or part of its name rhymes with ' Flid'?

Aardflid?

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7 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

It could be tardvark, if it is, someone needs the fucking rules explaining.

Tardwolf...

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6 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said:

 

Christ, the things that intrigue simple minds. Panzy baby is a bog rat so has a legitimate, almost god given reason to be dense, but what's your excuse vanny? 

Is it yerself that claims to have a link to some kind of academia ..heard tell of a mention of a paper and all..is it true or were ya just off yer chunk at the time and just gibbering 

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2 hours ago, Panzerknacker said:

Is it yerself that claims to have a link to some kind of academia ..heard tell of a mention of a paper and all..is it true or were ya just off yer chunk at the time and just gibbering 

Panzerknacker 

The history of British science includes some of the most prestigious intellects the world has ever known. Newton, Hawking, Fleming and now Pecker. 

Stubby, if you think that anyone is buying that your scientific career proceeded any further than a 'U' grade at GCSE science, you must be thicker than anyone on here has ever given you credit for. Which is saying something, because for me personally, the only names in British history I associate you with are Joey Deacon and Michael Watson post Eubank-inflifcted traumatic brain injury.

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On 6/24/2018 at 5:37 AM, Monumental cunt said:

They not allow TV in high security wing?

no.

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31 minutes ago, Decimus said:

The history of British science includes some of the most prestigious intellects the world has ever known. Newton, Hawking, Fleming and now Pecker. 

Stubby, if you think that anyone is buying that your scientific career proceeded any further than a 'U' grade at GCSE science, you must be thicker than anyone on here has ever given you credit for. Which is saying something, because for me personally, the only names in British history I associate you with are Joey Deacon and Michael Watson post Eubank-inflifcted traumatic brain injury.

Laffin 

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11 hours ago, Decimus said:

The history of British science includes some of the most prestigious intellects the world has ever known. Newton, Hawking, Fleming and now Pecker. 

Stubby, if you think that anyone is buying that your scientific career proceeded any further than a 'U' grade at GCSE science, you must be thicker than anyone on here has ever given you credit for. Which is saying something, because for me personally, the only names in British history I associate you with are Joey Deacon and Michael Watson post Eubank-inflifcted traumatic brain injury.

Newton, Hawking, Fleming and Pecker...

Cheers webby. Such esteemed company. I'll try and find 3 bedfellows for you to sit with: perhaps Delia, Horatio Nelson and The Creature for the Black Lagoon?

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